Captions for new issue

[goatboy59]

 

It's cheap, comfortable, functional, will never move from the same place, has no pretensions to quality, no one else wants it, you can squat on it forever and it never complains.

 

God, I love this chair......

[Gav]

 

Wef WEEEF ,eee never shook me hand innit

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

FFS get the fast car ready. I am touching cloth here!

 

 

"Jesus! Not fast enough!"

[23_Carra_Gold]

Wembley Penalty Kicks Interrupted by Brawl

 

 

CB: Lads, look over there is that...

 

 

JC: FUCKING EVRA

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

 

Ok Frode, i understand that statistically wee scholes has been shite lately. I will purchase the leagues best midfielder Meireles immediately on your recommendation.

[Trumo]

ManU's manager searched in vain for a solution to deal with the frenetic pace, skill and movement of Athletic Bilbao.

 

 

AF: That fucking laser eye surgery is a load of bollocks.

[Nunavut Patrick]

 

WR: We're alike... Scousers aren't part of England, Basques not part of Spain.

FL: No, you are short ginger man with fake hair who pays old woman to make sex.

 

 

 

CA: Och! Nae!. Missed it.

GJ: To racist over there, Charlie can I put my arm around you?

CB: Fuck off ref.

SD: I hope I score.

JC: Dalglish, did you not see the League Cup 2005 penno against Spurs?? I want to take one.

LS: Where is that negrito right back of ours?

MS: Fucking boring, man.

JE: Ci, Martin. Maybe pialla after we win? Or tapas? Non? Internal organs of Charlie Adam with a nice Chianti?

[Nunavut Patrick]

 

It's bad enough the football Stoke play is shite but the stench of their support was too much for Reina.

 

 

 

 

CA: Who you saluiting now Jamie?

JC: Up there---see-- Swindon manager Paulo diCanio.

 

 

KD: Shite, I've got no Irn-Bru in the house.

[Nunavut Patrick]

WR: It was the sister-in-law right? So, if I get a lawyer..

RG: For the last time Wayne there is no special super injuction for shagging bluerinse bingo bags.

 

 

 

WR: Fucking hell our Eurpean nights are a dogs breakfast this year. Hehehe...

RG: Has Colleen got a sister?

[Gav]

 

Fuck,is that a Nazgul

[Nunavut Patrick]

Ferdinand in show of support for John 'Mongo' Terry

Masturbator! Masturbator!

[Guest]

 

LS: All the same, you Poles.

 

WS: What?!

 

LS: I said, really struggling for goals.

[Guest]

 

Dirk would never again eat Toblerone on the morning of a match

[Guest]

 

 

 

KD: Any minute now...

[goatboy59]

DR PULIS AND MR HYDE

 

 

Neat passing? Aaaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

Skill? Aaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

Sportsmanship? Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

 

Oi fort we worrrrr the better soide.

[Trumo]

 

BI: But Patrice, you're touching me! And I'm not South American.

 

 

 

Wolves' players accused the Lord of Frodsham of being a wanker. Here he is choking a Johnson.

 

 

Clattenburg's Madonna impersonation needed a bit of work.

 

 

Wolves' caretaker manager was downbeat after receiving correspondence from the LMA.

 

Dear Terry Connor,

We congratulate you upon your appointment for the manager's role, albeit temporarily until somebody we've heard of decides to accept the job on a permanent basis. We pride ourselves on our equal opportunities policy. Please note we'd like you to adhere to your predecessor's remit and go easy on the opposition in your team's fixture on Sunday 18th March. We trust you recognise the importance of doing so in order to secure advancement through the managerial ranks. All the best,

 

Signed,

Sir Al...erm...The League Managers Association.

[goatboy59]

 

If I pretend to cry people might not think I'm an utter cunt

 

 

Don't tell anyone

[Jack the Sipper]

Pep Guardiola gets a surprise when he asks how big Abramovich's warchest for the summer is.

[xerxes]

 

I've got the job as a film double for Hitler? Fantastic - my brother will be pleased.

[goatboy59]

 

Wait till I find that Piara Powar twat.

 

"Oooooo, there aren't enough black managers, oooooo". Cunt.

 

A variant on a theme with each dreadful result?

 

 

"Fuck you, Powar! This is all your fault!"

[KevieG]

 

I've got the job as a film double for Hitler? Fantastic - my brother will be pleased.

 

Class

[dave u]

Some of you can't see the pics in the caption page, so here's a selection of them...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stu Monty]

Mancini's style influenced heavily by his Italia 90 experiences

RM: "All'alba vincero; vincero, vincerooooooooooooooooo!"

[robslappa]

 

RF: Get up, I never touched you.

EA: Fuck off Rio, the only thing you've ever missed is a drugs test.

[dave u]

Some new ones...