Summer Transfer Thread 2012

[NoballsHendoFTM]

Why on earth did an eligible batchelor like yourself get banned from your own forum for?

 

Can you send me a link to a Titus Bramble thread on there?

 

We can do a French exchange, where we get you for a while each week, and in return we send you FrenchEyeGlass. Sort of a cultural gang bang.

 

Banned for calling a few Mags lets just say window lickers

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

No the Beachball takes some beating, mind Bendtners goal vs yous this season is a close second

 

It's correct and quicker to type 'you', and yous would find it places less stress on your keyboard and your typing wand, cos I reckon you are such a fat internet warrior your fingers are as fat as savloys and if you typed 'yous' with your baby-arm fat fingers it would come out 'tyuiopyuiasd'. You're not Duncan Oldham are you?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

These rapist remarks really are shocking mind why aren't I surprised by a club and fans who support racism

 

I saw you lot throw bananas at John Barnes during a derby match, like lid.

[Red Banjo]

Oh shucks, i missed a visiting whopper. Dam it.

[Gym Beglin]

Honestly I never really rated Henderson he use to split the opinion of our fans over on the SMB there would be the group of us who couldn't really see what the fuss was about, very rarely beat his man , couldn't tackle and shocking set pieces. While there was the "He's a local lad and he's going to be World Class" brigade . Mind I don't think playing in CM for most of last season helped him if he's going to make it , it will be as a winger IMO!

 

As he was coming through the youths many said that Jack Colback was a better prospect and I'd fully agree with that. Tbh watching your Semi Final the other week I felt sorry for him he knew straight away he was coming off

 

And no I wouldnt take the pikey off yous although I think MON would get more out of him than KK

 

Hmm, interesting.

Sounds exactly like this place. Sounds like we bought the White Jermaine Jenas.

[NoballsHendoFTM]

It's correct and quicker to type 'you', and yous would find it places less stress on your keyboard and your typing wand, cos I reckon you are such a fat internet warrior your fingers are as fat as savloys and if you typed 'yous' with your baby-arm fat fingers it would come out 'tyuiopyuiasd'. You're not Duncan Oldham are you?

 

:whistle:

[PaulMcC]

He looks better in the middle than wide for us.

[NoballsHendoFTM]

Hmm, interesting.

Sounds exactly like this place. Sounds like we bought the White Jermaine Jenas.

 

Is he getting much stick from the fans while out on the pitch ? I really hope he comes good for the lad himself more than anything. He's a total pro doesnt drink , go about making an arse of himself till God knows what time etc like some players but he needs to grow a pair!

[PaulMcC]

Is he getting much stick from the fans while out on the pitch ? I really hope he comes good for the lad himself more than anything. He's a total pro doesnt drink , go about making an arse of himself till God knows what time etc like some players but he needs to grow a pair!

 

He's just getting grief on forums, and plenty are backing him even on forums.

[Code]

I have no idea who we will sign , but if it is a striker I know he has to be pretty shite not to be able to outscore Carroll and Kuyt combined this season.

[mht1892]

Defoe id like if the price is right, he would score goals he's both footed and clinical in front of goal, just needs a new club to reignite his career.

[NoballsHendoFTM]

Defoe id like if the price is right' date=' he would score goals he's both footed and clinical in front of goal, just needs a new club to reignite his career.[/quote']

 

Yous would be best off going for Darr£n B£nt

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Defoe id like if the price is right' date=' he would score goals he's both footed and clinical in front of goal, just needs a new club to reignite his career.[/quote']

 

Yep, Defoe, Moses, Carlton Cole and, if we're lucky, Damien Duff. Number 19. In. The. Bag.

[MLB]

Elm, Susaeta and Belhanda seem to be the players we've been looking at.

[The Golden Eel]

Elm, Susaeta and Belhanda seem to be the players we've been looking at.

 

Never heard of any of them.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I think Belhanda is a Sushi restaurant.

[Duff Man]

I haven't heard of any of them either. Good.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Belhanda is the result of Queresma, Nani and Abel Tarrabt all entering the machine from 'The Fly' at the same time.

[Magic Sponge]

Are they any good on Champ Manager?

[The Golden Eel]

His name sounds like bellend. That's pretty cool.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

And not in a good way.

[PaulMcC]

Elm, Susaeta and Belhanda seem to be the players we've been looking at.

 

Where did you hear this, mate?

 

Anyone seen them play? I'm sure i've seen Susaeta but i've watched most Bilbao games online with no sound.

[phc1965]

Número Veinticinco > Yep, Defoe, Moses, Carlton Cole and, if we're lucky, Damien Duff. Number 19. In. The. Bag.

 

still no word on who you want us to sign.

[El Rojo]

Any truth in the Sancho Panza and Frans van Mieris chatter?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Número Veinticinco > Yep, Defoe, Moses, Carlton Cole and, if we're lucky, Damien Duff. Number 19. In. The. Bag.

 

still no word on who you want us to sign.

 

To be fair, I've said who I want an annoying amount of times. You're really shit at quoting, too. That's not particularly endearing.

 

From players we've been linked with fairly frequently over the last 6-12 months I want Luuk de Jong, Mattias Suarez and Jackson Martinez. I'd also like a central midfielder to give lots of grit and strength to the midfield and to win the ball back more.