Kim Jong-il dead

[Beantown Red]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died, state-run TV has announced.

 

His death was announced in an emotional statement read out on national television.

 

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

 

The BBC's Lucy Williamson in Seoul says his death will cause huge shock waves across North Korea.

 

Osama, Gaddafi, and Kim Jong all in one year.

[Josef Svejk]

[He] died... of physical and mental over-work.

 

That does happen.

[Scott_M]

So ronley.

[Josef Svejk]

So ronley.

 

Oh, yes!

 

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[Josef Svejk]

All hail the new leader!

 

 

 

 

Sorry, this is the one...

 

 

[Mendoza]

 

Regend.

[Nunavut Patrick]

YNWA you giant fucking loon.

 

Just Mugabe and the odd other one to go now I guess.

 

Idi Amin was personal favourite, kept the heads of his enemies in a freezer.

[Newport]

Hopefully this sick cunt will be next.

[Pdool]

Died of physical and mental over-work.....

 

 

 

 

Sounds like he should have chosen another Korea.

 

 

 

Sorry.

[JohnnyH]

Not just il anymore then.......

[Joe Le Taxi]

So who picked him in the sweepstake then?

[Carradona]

Only the good die Jong.

[Ted]

He'll be up there in Heaven now, laughing it up with all the other celebrites. John Dillinger....Joseph Stalin....*sigh* I wish I were dead.

[Guest davelfc]

Osama, Gaddafi, and Kim Jong all in one year.

 

Thatcher must be shitting herself.

[Welsh]

Hope Thatcher is next...or Anne Robinson, would asking for both be to much?

[Joe Le Taxi]

Thatcher must be shitting herself.

 

Yeah but she can't help it, bless.

[lifetime fan]

YNWA you giant fucking loon.

 

Just Mugabe and the odd other one to go now I guess.

 

Idi Amin was personal favourite, kept the heads of his enemies in a freezer.

 

 

 

[Acid]

So who picked him in the sweepstake then?

 

Me! I bloody did. I had a feeling! Damnit. Do I not get points for this?

[Lee909]

Don't think so

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Thatcher must be shitting herself.

 

Whether she is aware of that or not I'd say that's a fair assumption. As for Kim i'm devestated, he was bloody brilliant in the Hangover.

[Joe Le Taxi]

How has Woo taken the news?

[Indian Red]

RIP YNWA Dear Leader

Anybody that`s into trading jump on South Korean stocks. Apparently they`ve taken a battering. I really need to open a trading account soon.

[odris]

[Nomad]

Kim Jong-il: Best Golfer in the World

 

North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il is the best golfer in the world, hands down. On his first ever trip to the golf course, he shot 38-under par, including 5 hole-in-ones! This is reported by the government controlled media. He routinely shoots 3 or 4 hole-in-ones every time out.

 

Their is only one course in North Korea and it plays to about 7,700 yards, making Jong-il's feat even more impressive. 38-under par on a course longer than almost any in the US = NOT BAD!

 

Just for fun- it is also important to note that the N. Korean media also reports that Jong-il bowled a perfect game-300, on his first time out bowling!

 

At about 5'3" and wearing that crazy jump suit of his, this is all very impressive.

[RJ Fan club]

Supposedly died of physical and mental over-work…

 

he should of tried a different Korea*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*gets coat