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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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My dad died yesterday morning (he was 83 and had been ill). It’s very sad to see the utter hatred these cunts have now. Wall pushing gestures etc. My dad was a blue. He wouldn’t have condoned that sor

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Exactly 7 days ago we kicked off a game that if we won we went 7 pts clear.

 

Here we are now 7 days later in 2nd place.

 

I'd wager that has never happened to a team before in the space of 7 days...OK it is largely down to bent fixture scheduling but still, even that is just typical of the comical luck that seems to follow us around.

 

 

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I've genuinely never encountered a sporting entity like Everton. 

 

In every other sport, at every other level, whether it's women's curling or Southport rugby club, pleasure is derived from the simple joy of competition and of hoping one day for success, no matter how unlikely it might sometimes feel.

 

But Everton isn't defined by what it is, but by What it's not - Liverpool Football Club.

 

Its only measure of success in their fans' view is trying to frustrate or stall another club's success. 

 

It's anti-sport. They're a skidmark on the underpants of sporting life.

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6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've genuinely never encountered a sporting entity like Everton. 

 

In every other sport, at every other level, whether it's women's curling or Southport rugby club, pleasure is derived from the simple joy of competition and of hoping one day for success, no matter how unlikely it might sometimes feel.

 

But Everton isn't defined by what it is, but by What it's not - Liverpool Football Club.

 

Its only measure of success in their fans' view is trying to frustrate or stall another club's success. 

 

It's anti-sport. They're a skidmark on the underpants of sporting life.

Their fans are the weirdest cunts on the planet. There are a few ones who are sound and if all of them were like the sound ones I know then I wouldn't begrudge them any success. 

 

But loads are just fucking weird. They go to extreme lengths to demonstrate how much they hate us like it's some badge of honour. They go on about how unique a fan base they are with their little soundbites but they are all created to have a snide dig at Liverpool. 

 

It must be so depressing to support them. I get depressed listening to their shite but at least i can switch off and ignore them. If i supported Everton I think I would have killed myself years ago. There's just absolutely nothing positive about the club or the fanbase. They should have Eeyore the Disney character as their club badge as they are all depressed and have a permanent black cloud hanging over them.

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4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Their fans are the weirdest cunts on the planet. There are a few ones who are sound and if all of them were like the sound ones I know then I wouldn't begrudge them any success. 

 

But loads are just fucking weird. They go to extreme lengths to demonstrate how much they hate us like it's some badge of honour. They go on about how unique a fan base they are with their little soundbites but they are all created to have a snide dig at Liverpool. 

 

It must be so depressing to support them. I get depressed listening to their shite but at least i can switch off and ignore them. If i supported Everton I think I would have killed myself years ago. There's just absolutely nothing positive about the club or the fanbase. They should have Eeyore the Disney character as their club badge as they are all depressed and have a permanent black cloud hanging over them.

One thing only Evertonians do, only Evertonians, is brag about other team's players.

 

"Tell you what Owen is nowhere near as good as Anelka, Anelka shits all over him he's some player." 

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40 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Stop smoking so much weed, we won't even beat Bournemouth!

You managed to beat them 2-0 despite only having 3 shots on target to their 7. If we cant beat Bournemouth at home then we don't deserve to win the league.

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