*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chocoholic]

Why does he say the "Best 2 minutes you'll spent(sic) today" when the video is only 45 seconds long?

 

REALITY

[Red74]

18 hours ago, angie said:

My auntie also lost a little girl, she was run over and killed when she was 2. My auntie has never been the same, had mental health problems all her life and spent lots of time in rainhill mental hospital. Had many a breakdown. When she saw her baby in the chapel of rest she screamed that’s not my baby, that’s not my baby...because her head was swollen, she didn’t look like her little self. My mum said she will never forget those screams that day. I don’t know how people get through it.

Sorry about your cousin, life is so cruel sometimes.

Heartbreaking that Ange. My niece was born with Leukaemia and it was as you can guess a massive shock. She got to 6 months old and we got a bone marrow donor match. Sadly, she got chicken pox while she was in Alder Hey waiting and it turned out this is one of the worst things you can get while you’ve got cancer.

 

The worst experience of my life was them telling us to wait in a room and they’d bring her in to say goodbye. She was brought in on a hand held ventilator. Once someone took their finger off the button that was gonna be the end. Felt so callous the way the doctor was so matter of fact over it but I suppose they can’t show emotion. 
 

The only thing my sister takes from it was that she never got to know her otherwise she says she’d have killed herself.

 

God help the Stephens family with what they are going through now. 

[angie]

2 hours ago, Red74 said:

Heartbreaking that Ange. My niece was born with Leukaemia and it was as you can guess a massive shock. She got to 6 months old and we got a bone marrow donor match. Sadly, she got chicken pox while she was in Alder Hey waiting and it turned out this is one of the worst things you can get while you’ve got cancer.

 

The worst experience of my life was them telling us to wait in a room and they’d bring her in to say goodbye. She was brought in on a hand held ventilator. Once someone took their finger off the button that was gonna be the end. Felt so callous the way the doctor was so matter of fact over it but I suppose they can’t show emotion. 
 

The only thing my sister takes from it was that she never got to know her otherwise she says she’d have killed herself.

 

God help the Stephens family with what they are going through now. 

I got so emotional reading that, I’m so sorry you all went through that. There are no words really.

[Red74]

Let’s get this thread back on track. Everton are only 6 points off the bottom 3 now and those below them would fancy beating them. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

These are my three exes. Honest. Like that video of BMD. True stuff.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Shezza Fenn, Tiff Theissen and Gia Scala.

[Harry Squatter]

51 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Let’s get this thread back on track. Everton are only 6 points off the bottom 3 now and those below them would fancy beating them. 

They'll get twatted tomorrow at City. Brentford will cause them problems as well next Saturday. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It would be so funny if Rafa tanked them and they went down. Sad for Rafa but overall just hilarious that they went for an ex Liverpool manager and it completely fucked them.

 

It would then be even funnier if he got sacked, got brought back to Newcastle next year and did reasonably well.

[Bjornebye]

I hope they beat City tomorrow. 

[aws]

They're ten points behind us which is when they usually start giving up for the season. 

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, aws said:

They're ten points behind us which is when they usually start giving up for the season. 

Cones moved. "Your heads have fell off lad chamez was too small time for us lad Ancelotti was out of his depth lad this sand's from the meeerrrrrssssyyyyy lad docks lad Doucooouray lad he's a beast lad Klopp kicked waco off" 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Cones moved. "Your heads have fell off lad chamez was too small time for us lad Ancelotti was out of his depth lad this sand's from the meeerrrrrssssyyyyy lad docks lad Doucooouray lad he's a beast lad Klopp kicked waco off" 

These are always my favourite bits

[Harry Squatter]

Tell me you're small time without telling me you're small time.

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

19 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Why does he say the "Best 2 minutes you'll spent(sic) today" when the video is only 45 seconds long?

A 75-second wank afterwards.

[Chocoholic]

One of the replies...

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

One of the things I was breaking my bollocks off at, yesterday, was imagining him getting closer, Jurgen keeping him at arm's length putting his hand on Arteta's head as he flails wildly with his arms and spewing his shite

[Bjornebye]

Evertonian arse handed to him on a plate, a thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

He remembers only too well because it was when Divock scored when Pickford fucked up, but yeah, a draw at Norwich sounds a more reasonably deflective excuse to a Bloo

[Scooby Dudek]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Evertonian arse handed to him on a plate, a thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking it was related to a pitch invasion when then went 3 2 up against the mighty Bournemouth in injury time. 

Obviously being Everton they fucked it up and the extra time played due to the pitch invasion, Bournemouth equalised. 

 

https://www.the42.ie/everton-bournemouth-3-3-drama-2472332-Nov2015/

 

 

Everton fans celebrate 95th-minute 'winner' with mini invasion... then Bournemouth equalise

 

 

A quickly-taken free then allowed Stanislas to drill home Bournemouth’s equaliser with three minutes to play but as the officials signalled for five additional minutes, Everton swarmed forward and finally found their breakthrough.

Barkley was quickest to react to a loose ball in the box and drilled a low shot which snuck past sub keeper Ryan Allsopp at his near post.

After a brief delay to clear the bouyant visiting fans from the pitch Friend allowed play to continue and, in the eighth additional minute, Charlie Daniels picked out a pinpoint cross and Stanislas headed past Howard.

[Paulie Dangerously]

They are dire. That Gordon is the most average player I've ever seen 

[Stouffer]

This could actually be the year they go down.

[Harry Squatter]

38 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

He remembers only too well because it was when Divock scored when Pickford fucked up, but yeah, a draw at Norwich sounds a more reasonably deflective excuse to a Bloo

A draw at Norwich that Liverpool won 5-4.

[Harry Squatter]

13 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

They are dire. That Gordon is the most average player I've ever seen 

They all rave about him saying he should be in the starting 11 every week. They also said this about Davies and Holgate.

[manwiththestick]

12 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

This could actually be the year they go down.

Nah, I can't see that happening.

[Paulie Dangerously]

29 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

They are dire. That Gordon is the most average player I've ever seen 

No chance they're worse than Newcastle, Norwich and someone else