Issue 75 Captions

[goatboy59]

 

"Wotchoo talkin' about, willies?"

[Yozzer]

 

Rooney: John, remember that prostitute in South Africa? Well lets just say England weren't the only ones left unprotected at the back!

[goatboy59]

HARD TIMES

 

 

"So who had the McNuggets?"

[Carradona]

 

Act FAST

[Carradona]

Dave, When I click on the opening link to the photos, it just opens a blank page and freezes for a while. Has there been any other problems like this reported to you?

[Carradona]

 

John Henry thinks to himself:

 

"John Henry's ma loves the scouse cock...am I hearing this correct?"

[Carradona]

 

Shawcross: "And why did he sign Poulsen?"

[Carradona]

 

After going two goals up before half time, Carra looks on in amazement when Hodgson reveals he is going to play three goalkeepers in the second half and keep it safe.

[Josef Svejk]

 

Random stranger: "So, Linda, what was it that attracted you to ageing multi-millionaire John Henry?"

 

 

 

John Henry: "Wait, hang on..."

[Josef Svejk]

 

R.H.: "Did you see the way Linda was eyeing me up?"

 

S.L. "Gee, yes, Mr Allardyce, Sir..."

[Jose Jones]

 

IA: "And the best part about it is that we get to keep our jobs."

[Trumo]

 

SK: I wouldn't if I was you Ricardo. Pepe's fan club will hunt you down and scratch your eyes out.

 

 

 

The Royal British Legion and the two RAF cadets stood there nervously, praying that Dirk would control the ball this time.

 

 

 

JC: Howzat! Oh wait, I'm 650 not out. Carry on!

 

 

I still think my Pulis and NG ones from yesterday are inspired.

[RedinSweden]

 

The glory of Liverpool's defeat of Napoli was put into context when it transpired that Dustin Hoffman had won the bidding on eBay to manage the team for the evening.

[RedinSweden]

 

SK: Seriously, leave it. The last time someone had a go at Pepe he vanished and was found 4 weeks later tied to a bed. He described it as a welsh version of Stephen King's "Misery".

[RedinSweden]

 

The flids of Anfield Road

[Trumo]

 

No strings attached.

 

 

 

KD: I knew getting Marina on Twitter was a bad idea.

 

 

 

Copyright 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010....

 

 

 

MS: So let me get this straight. Bear hugs are out, but a finger up the arse is A-OK?

SG: Right lid.

 

 

 

WM: I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. It's not my underwear.

[El Rojo]

 

Torres and Pacheco tried not to look flustered when they bumped into each other at auditions for Christopher Nolan's Bananaman: The Rebirth

[William_Ulsterman]

"When did Sean Wright Phillips get back in the squad?"

 

 

Qualitaay! really did make me laugh out loud.

[Moorsey]

 

Ray Wilkins:"I don't know PC (insert propers coaches name here I don't know it) , what does come after P44?"

[Seanleonardart]

 

Avram Grant tried to remain perfectly still, as Hodgson wondered who hit him on the back with the chewing gum

[Seanleonardart]

 

35years 265 days 7 hours and..........6 mins in managament

[Seanleonardart]

 

Nice to see Linda body popping to "you'll never walk alone"

[Seanleonardart]

 

Aurelio.....gone down injured again.

[Trumo]

 

Hicks and Hick Jr. opened the piece of paper handed to them, and this is what it said:

 

 

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

[Trumo]

 

PR: Melons, I bet you wish you were the ball.