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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My Grandad and Dad took carry out, as did I for a few years. I was lucky I had tin foil sometimes.

[easytoslip]

When I worked on Job Creation, Formby Beach 78. my Dad did use to make me sarnies sometimes, mostly chopped Ham with Pork in a bread bag and on top he'd place 4  biscuits so the biscuit crumbs would soak into the bread, nice. 

[sir roger]

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

I'd make a deposit into her account. 

[sir roger]

You certainly would have, TK

[Bjornebye]

14 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My Grandad and Dad took carry out, as did I for a few years. I was lucky I had tin foil sometimes.

You need something to shield the blood. Its a bastard to get out your hair. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

Shut up about her you sound like Mook 

[Guest]

How many times would you have to cut a sandwich to be able to shove it up @Mook's arse?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

How many times would you have to cut a sandwich to be able to shove it up @Mook's arse?

Lash the loaf up. Keep the wrapper on 

[Harry Squatter]

People who have bonfires during nice weather. Fucking bellends when everyone is sitting in their garden or putting clothes on the washing line. Have them in the winter when everyone is indoors. Twats.

[Elite]

On 22/04/2020 at 14:22, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

I just saw a post on Reddit saying that the world's smallest sandwich would be one protein atom between two carbohydrate atoms, maybe this is what she was aiming for.

[A Red]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who have bonfires during nice weather. Fucking bellends when everyone is sitting in their garden or putting clothes on the washing line. Have them in the winter when everyone is indoors. Twats.

This.

 

Some people have an obsession with bonfires, fucking weirdos

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, A Red said:

This.

 

Some people have an obsession with bonfires, fucking weirdos

Yep. Your lot 

[A Red]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yep. Your lot 

It did occur to me you might pick up on that, fair play.

 

It is burning effigies of the leader of one of the most evil organisations in the world so nowt wrong with that 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, A Red said:

It did occur to me you might pick up on that, fair play.

 

It is burning effigies of the leader of one of the most evil organisations in the world so nowt wrong with that 

Ian Paisley ? It shouldn’t be an effigy 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ian Paisley ? It shouldn’t be an effigy 

Nothing left to burn hes long gone.

 

No, the roman catholic church, one of the most evil organisations in the world, but you know that

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, A Red said:

Nothing left to burn hes long gone.

 

No, the roman catholic church, one of the most evil organisations in the world, but you know that

Bigot 

[redinblack62]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bigot 

Hes right though

[A Red]

5 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

Hes right though

Really? go on then

[redinblack62]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Really? go on then

I was replying to Stig to say you were right about the Catholic Chuirch.

[Evelyn Tentions]

8 hours ago, A Red said:

Nothing left to burn hes long gone.

 

No, the roman catholic church, one of the most evil organisations in the world, but you know that

Formerly the most senior Catholic in Australia. Contentiously won an appeal against a conviction for paodophilia, enabled some of the worst paedos in the Church to prey on boys for decades.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/may/09/why-didnt-he-help-those-little-boys-how-george-pell-failed-the-children-of-ballarat

Also allegedly owns a gay love nest on the beachfront on the north coast of NSW.

[Pidge]

"Common sense"

 

The mating call of judgemental, contemptuous wankers everywhere.

 

Long time signifier of aimless conceit and self-righteousness, currently also a great way to mark yourself out as an utter fucking shill for the decline of public office.

 

Thoughtless, heartless and dangerously stupid fucking cunts.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Pidge said:

"Common sense"

 

The mating call of judgemental, contemptuous wankers everywhere.

 

Long time signifier of aimless conceit and self-righteousness, currently also a great way to mark yourself out as an utter fucking shill for the decline of public office.

 

Thoughtless, heartless and dangerously stupid fucking cunts.

The mantra of the university of life cretin.

 

Many a middle aged moron who's been mired in the same shit job for decades has belittled the graduate or student new starter with the claim they have no "common sense'. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The mantra of the university of life cretin.

 

Many a middle aged moron who's been mired in the same shit job for decades has belittled the graduate or student new starter with the claim they have no "common sense'. 

I'm not crediting those types of know it all wankers but you'll often find some very intelligent people lack common sense. It's like their brains go on strike with simple problems.

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'm not crediting those types of know it all wankers but you'll often find some very intelligent people lack common sense. It's like their brains go on strike with simple problems.

That can be true in fairness.

 

My mate worked in IT at Manchester uni and he said there was an academic there that hadn't figured out how to save her work, so used to email it to random people she didn't know so she could store it in her sent items.