Big list of adverts I hate thread

[Faustus]

That fucking, cunting Go Compare advert. Will you not just cunt off.

 

If I ever meet the person who came up with that advert I will not be responsoble for my actions.

[Guest davelfc]

Slipped and seriously injured her fringe.

[sparta7]

The one where these middle aged women are sat in a caff and them one turns up late, reason being that she had difficulty having a shite. Then another pulls some pills out of her handbag and says "here have these" sort of thing.

 

Women dont sit round talking about this do they? Do they?

[mattyq]

No, they sit around talking about smelly minge's and stuff

[CherylFan]

1) Go compaaaaaaaaaaaaare. No. As I think others have said, just bugger off. I`d rather pay a million pounds an hour to insure my car than go with you lot.

 

2) Those awful ads with Andie McDowell. Some hair care product. "Because we`re worth it" is the slogan. No, you`re not. You`re awful. You`re a crap actress. You ruined 4 weddings and a funeral. YOu have a terrible accent. And you`re not remotely attractive.

 

3) Any ad supposedly featuring real people meeting for coffee and talking about some health product.

 

4) Those Gilette "The best a man can do" adverts - smarmy tossers.

[Remmie]

For those who haven't already seen it:

 

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[Trumo]

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The woman, who's mum visits her just to use this thing, must be at least 70, so her mum cannot have much circulation to boost. It's like asking Mr Burns for a blood sample.

[Trumo]

Slipped and seriously injured her fringe.

 

I thought it looked familiar.

 

 

He also had a far greater case for claiming compensation for injuries suffered.

[Special K]

"I want to do a poo at Paul's"

 

Then fuck off over there then you badly dubbed little brat!

[Curly]

Halifax ads in the Radio Studio.

All Churchill ads, ever.

The smug Kris Marshall BT ads.

Those van insurance one's with Tommy Walsh.

Any ad with Gloria Hunniford.

 

Is fucking right mate. The most annoying thing I've ever seen, especially the fucking bint who keeps nodding approval to people when it doesn't fit what they've said. Can't fucking stand her face or voice. For some reason I watch it all the way through when it comes on so I can piss and whine to anyone who can hear me

[Mendoza]

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[Mr Piechnik]

"I want to do a poo at Paul's"

 

Then fuck off over there then you badly dubbed little brat!

 

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[Wor Horse]

Webuyanycar.com

 

1) it's fucking annoying.

 

2) they're not clear enough about what their sole purpose is... I always end up saying to myself after watching the advert "Just WHAT exactly are they offering to do?" subtle cunts.

[Faustus]

A bit of an old school one, but the Mortgage Point radio adverts. A whole generation of on Merseyside has been corrupted by their evil. It's probably five years I last heard the advert but I can still remember their phone number.

 

Cunts.

[Uncle_Meat]

Maincrest car and van hire. 7 double 3 3201

[Guest davelfc]

Any advert on the radio that has a police/ambulance siren in it. Pisses me off when I'm driving. Used to be one on Radio City regular a while back.

 

But on the TV, generally any advert that dubs the voices, we're not stupid. It just means you're too tight to film a UK version.

[Stu Monty]

Muller ads with that fucking horrible feelgood "got my ..... (whatever it fucking is)" song. MUTE every time.

 

Negged.

 

Sinnerman.

[Ted]

Can someone pleases burn down whatever building they use to come up with Gillette adverts please.

 

That new one in the garage is just fucking excruciating.

[Redder Lurtz]

Muller ads with that fucking horrible feelgood "got my ..... (whatever it fucking is)" song. MUTE every time.

 

Monty you really are a massive whiff, negging me for an anti Nina Simone post. I hate feelgood songs, especially when they're used in a cynical effort to sell me some shite fucking yogurt product. It's my god given, un-neggable right to hate that advert.

[Paulie Dangerously]

This one fills me with rage whenever I hear the first few bars

 

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[Guest davelfc]

[dirty_sanchez]

 

I was thinking of that cunt too. There are several other bastards in the advert.

 

The guy that goes "CooOOOOool"

The guy that goes "Soooooooooooo last year"

The guy that goes "Mmmmmmmaybe even one hundred pounds!"

 

DIE!

[Guest davelfc]

I was thinking of that cunt too. There are several other bastards in the advert.

 

The guy that goes "CooOOOOool"

The guy that goes "Soooooooooooo last year"

The guy that goes "Mmmmmmmaybe even one hundred pounds!"

 

DIE!

 

Yes they all need to die.

 

[Trumo]

Good shout on that phone advert. How about

 

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What kind of turbomong thinks he can get a good shave underwater?

[bigal]

Those Halifax radio adverts are grinding down my will to live