CherylFan

Sorry yes I did didn`t I. The cheryl in my username is Ms Cole of the same band, as I was watching her on X Factor when I was trying to think of a username.

1) Go compaaaaaaaaaaaaare. No. As I think others have said, just bugger off. I`d rather pay a million pounds an hour to insure my car than go with you lot. 2) Those awful ads with Andie McDowell. Some hair care product. "Because we`re worth it" is the slogan. No, you`re not. You`re awful. You`re a crap actress. You ruined 4 weddings and a funeral. YOu have a terrible accent. And you`re not remotely attractive. 3) Any ad supposedly featuring real people meeting for coffee and talking about some health product. 4) Those Gilette "The best a man can do" adverts - smarmy tossers.

Oh dear, for all its riches, English sometimes fails us! I would crawl over the rest of the band to have a roll in the hay with Nicola!

I would climb over all the others in the band and a bed of broken glass to get to her..

Best ginger girl - Nicola Roberts, of Girls Aloud and one of my favourite fantasies...

Notwithstanding my username, I`d go for Rachel any time. I think she has better curves and has a much subtler rampant horniness about her. Much as I would like to boff Cheryl, I think Rachel is more Rogerable.

I prefer Girls Aloud, by quite a lot

You`re ok, Heidi is 26!

Shes pretty isn`t she. Ok then she might be another reason to watch it.

OK, so second series and second show. Not many reasons to watch it:- 1) To see how long Heather Mills lasts before being voted out 2) To see what a tit Emma Bunton makes of herself 3) Speaking of tits, Holly Willoughby! Absolutely gorgeous and fabulously rumptypumptious.

Yes Nuemo Neve, I owe you and everyone else a big apology! And thank you for posting those pics. I always thought she was dead fit when a solo singer - I remember watching her video for Heaven is a place on earth in which her chest seemed very very bouncy hoping for a good downblouse shot, which never came. Then these terrific pictures of her lovely lovely tits.

I think she`s started to wear her hair scrawped back too tightly and it doesn`t do her any favours. She does look better with some makeup as these before and after pics suggest but sometimes she overdoes it - I thought so on that "pop star to opera star" programme last night. And her dress didn`t give her as much uplift as sometimes. Bet she looks good naked though. When yuo see her all dressed up on the tv its hard to imagine what she looks like naked and panting with her legs wrapped round you. Hard, but fun.

You beat me to it! Great idea for a thread. "Which failed pop stars would you most like to see doing porn." Lisa Scott-Lee and Belinda Carlisle. Oh, I forgot, Belinda did some shots for playboy which is almost there. Actually Katherine Jenkins is someone Id like to see doing porn and she`s not a pop star but she ought to atone for being on this draedful programme so that would kind of make up for it.

Tough call. I`d want to test each of them to decide. I expect I would choose Rachel at the end of the day if only cos I think Cheryl is a bit too thin.