CherylFan

Sorry yes I did didn`t I. The cheryl in my username is Ms Cole of the same band, as I was watching her on X Factor when I was trying to think of a username.

1) Go compaaaaaaaaaaaaare. No. As I think others have said, just bugger off. I`d rather pay a million pounds an hour to insure my car than go with you lot. 2) Those awful ads with Andie McDowell. Some hair care product. "Because we`re worth it" is the slogan. No, you`re not. You`re awful. You`re a crap actress. You ruined 4 weddings and a funeral. YOu have a terrible accent. And you`re not remotely attractive. 3) Any ad supposedly featuring real people meeting for coffee and talking about some health product. 4) Those Gilette "The best a man can do" adverts - smarmy tossers.

Oh dear, for all its riches, English sometimes fails us! I would crawl over the rest of the band to have a roll in the hay with Nicola!

I would climb over all the others in the band and a bed of broken glass to get to her..

Best ginger girl - Nicola Roberts, of Girls Aloud and one of my favourite fantasies...

Notwithstanding my username, I`d go for Rachel any time. I think she has better curves and has a much subtler rampant horniness about her. Much as I would like to boff Cheryl, I think Rachel is more Rogerable.

I prefer Girls Aloud, by quite a lot

You`re ok, Heidi is 26!

Shes pretty isn`t she. Ok then she might be another reason to watch it.

OK, so second series and second show. Not many reasons to watch it:- 1) To see how long Heather Mills lasts before being voted out 2) To see what a tit Emma Bunton makes of herself 3) Speaking of tits, Holly Willoughby! Absolutely gorgeous and fabulously rumptypumptious.

Yes Nuemo Neve, I owe you and everyone else a big apology! And thank you for posting those pics. I always thought she was dead fit when a solo singer - I remember watching her video for Heaven is a place on earth in which her chest seemed very very bouncy hoping for a good downblouse shot, which never came. Then these terrific pictures of her lovely lovely tits.

I think she`s started to wear her hair scrawped back too tightly and it doesn`t do her any favours. She does look better with some makeup as these before and after pics suggest but sometimes she overdoes it - I thought so on that "pop star to opera star" programme last night. And her dress didn`t give her as much uplift as sometimes. Bet she looks good naked though. When yuo see her all dressed up on the tv its hard to imagine what she looks like naked and panting with her legs wrapped round you. Hard, but fun.

You beat me to it! Great idea for a thread. "Which failed pop stars would you most like to see doing porn." Lisa Scott-Lee and Belinda Carlisle. Oh, I forgot, Belinda did some shots for playboy which is almost there. Actually Katherine Jenkins is someone Id like to see doing porn and she`s not a pop star but she ought to atone for being on this draedful programme so that would kind of make up for it.

Tough call. I`d want to test each of them to decide. I expect I would choose Rachel at the end of the day if only cos I think Cheryl is a bit too thin.

Great curvy figure enhanced by tight fitting outfits. And killer heels most of the time - so sexy.

Go. Don`t hesitate, just go. It`s brilliant at this time of year. Try the Hotel Boscolo Bellini - fabulous rooms with huge beds and quality furnishings and bathrooms - 600 Euros for 4 nights (I was looking alst night). Make sure you go on the "Secret Doge`s palace" tour which takes you behind the scenes. Use the waterbuses to get around but avoid the Nr 1 which runs the whole length of the grand canal but stops absolutely everywhere and takes forever. And treat yourself to a water taxi to get back to the airport.

People should wear hats more. Or more people should wear hats. One keeps your head lovely and warm in cold weather and dry when it rains. Panama hats keep the sun off you in summer. I think we should have a National Hat Encouragement Week.

Two of my favourites:- Jasmine Sinclair and Abi Titmuss

An animal you cannot fit into a car - rhino A food that has one or more holes in it - emmenthal cheese A bad place to fall asleep - the driver`s seat Something you lose when you get older - memory A sport which involves throwing something - javelin Someone you wouldn't swear in front of -children Someone or something whose existence has never been seen - Yetu A number you might have to memorise - a mobile phone number Something that comes in pairs - women going to the loo An animal with horns - goat A nickname for a slim person - beanpole A famous person known by only one name - Banksy Something associated with Liverpool - Brookside A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - Little boy blue Something a Frenchman would say - Merde A mode of transport you can walk in - Boat Something you can do on water - waterski Something with a red light in it - brothel Something people might be allergic to - seafood Some famous brothers - Wachowski brothers (film directors) A jacket potato topping - thai curry A weapon in the game of Cluedo - gun An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man - hat Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir - ashtray Something you put on walls - Pictures

Hearty congrats to you all!

Is it too early to think about NY resolutions? I`m planning:- To drink more coffee To eat more salad To spend less time on this forum!

Geri initiailly but then she started fluctuating in weight and went all scrawny and irritating. And Emma Bunton`s matured into a very very fit bird.

You know what they say - hospitality is the art of making others feel at home, even when you wish they were. Put on a brave face for the sake of hospitality and your other half, and privately look forward to when it`s just the two of you.

Congrats and well done! They say the best thing about being married is = not havbing to spend your whole life planning a wedding! Hope all goers well for you both