The world of a woman.

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just been trying to shout out the answers on The Chase and I’ve heard her from the kitchen shout “pass!”. Now she’s fuming because I’m pissing myself laughing. 

Ha fucking hell, you can't let her live that down.

[Captain Turdseye]

Might be one for the parenting thread, but our teenage girl text me the other night.

“Any chance you could pick me up at 8ish x”

 

She sent the text at 7:52. I’ll just fucking snap my fingers and be there, eh. 
 

I’ve arranged to give her a lift home tonight. So far it’s been 8pm at school, then 8:20 at Tesco and now “might be a bit late, show still going on”

 

I’m gonna be sat outside Tesco for half an hour like a twat. 

[sir roger]

[Josef Svejk]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

No, this one. She came from nine seconds back to win The Eliminator in the semi-final, mate. What a woman. 
 

 

 

Must be climate change, but it's amazing how Irish ladies tan these days.

 

That yoke is genuinely darker than the black gladiators.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

Must be climate change, but it's amazing how Irish ladies tan these days.

 

That yoke is genuinely darker than the black gladiators.

My eldest daughter doesn’t like her for that reason. Too much makeup and fake tan apparently. She’s rooting for the other girl this week. I just love that accent on a good looking lady. 
 

It was filmed last summer, to be fair. 

[sir roger]

The niece did the Liverpool half-marathon last weekend, and the Brother in Law, who is a serious runner, was pissing himself at her and hundreds of other young ladies wearing full make-up for the event. 

[Byrnie]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My eldest daughter doesn’t like her for that reason. Too much makeup and fake tan apparently. She’s rooting for the other girl this week. I just love that accent on a good looking lady. 
 

It was filmed last summer, to be fair. 

I'm not fond of her either mate. I was rooting for the Scottish girl, who blew it to be fair.

 

The arrogance and the worm in the celebrations made her look like a tool in the previous episodes. She beat a one-eyed woman and done the worm ffs.

[Captain Turdseye]

9 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

I'm not fond of her either mate. I was rooting for the Scottish girl, who blew it to be fair.

Aye, she was a good contender and deserved to go through, but if you face plant on the Travellator you deserve to go home. Thats the way it is. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

The niece did the Liverpool half-marathon last weekend, and the Brother in Law, who is a serious runner, was pissing himself at her and hundreds of other young ladies wearing full make-up for the event. 

Madness. Some simply won’t leave the house without the full works. 
 

Lee Butler does a walk for mental health at Crocky Park every Saturday morning (it looks really good to be fair, always loads of people especially lads from 20 to about 50) and it usually coincides with us walking the dog past them. The amount of girls you see absolutely spruced up to the nines is funny. My birds reckons they go on the pull because the Sefton car park is always full of range rovers when they do it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

48 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Madness. Some simply won’t leave the house without the full works. 
 

Lee Butler does a walk for mental health at Crocky Park every Saturday morning (it looks really good to be fair, always loads of people especially lads from 20 to about 50) and it usually coincides with us walking the dog past them. The amount of girls you see absolutely spruced up to the nines is funny. My birds reckons they go on the pull because the Sefton car park is always full of range rovers when they do it. 

They're the dogger's cars.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

The niece did the Liverpool half-marathon last weekend, and the Brother in Law, who is a serious runner, was pissing himself at her and hundreds of other young ladies wearing full make-up for the event. 

 

Send him a quick text : "Sha-Carri Richardson would wipe the floor with you, in full make up AND high heels."

[sir roger]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Send him a quick text : "Sha-Carri Richardson would wipe the floor with you, in full make up AND high heels."

 

Can she can do me first, please !

 

She isn't running 13 miles usually, to be fair. 

[TheHowieLama]

I have no doubt she could.

[redinblack]

A lot of people being fair on this thread. Good to see.

[sir roger]

Fair ?  .....  Fair to women ?

Neville Chamberlain lives on.

[tokyojoe]

Why is it they are utterly incapable of ending a telephone conversation? Her Indoors was on the blower to her mate this morning and she had the speaker on so I could hear both sides. It must have been at least 20 times I heard OK, have a nice Easter or similar and then one of them sparks up and and starts off with some more meaningless drivel.

 

A five minute conversation extended to about 40 minutes.

[sir roger]

27 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Why is it they are utterly incapable of ending a telephone conversation? Her Indoors was on the blower to her mate this morning and she had the speaker on so I could hear both sides. It must have been at least 20 times I heard OK, have a nice Easter or similar and then one of them sparks up and and starts off with some more meaningless drivel.

 

A five minute conversation extended to about 40 minutes.

 

Its even worse when you are on the step by your car, and they have already said goodbye 10 times in the doorway.

[Harry Squatter]

Parked the car yesterday to use the cash machine by mine and there's a row of shops, one a small gym and next to it a cake/balloon shop. Simultaneously 2 gangs of around 4 scally women came out of them onto the pavement. All rough, loudmouth, annoying and all looking almost the same. Sunbed heads, lip fillers and all had their phones out.

 

The noise off them was fucking deafening, all screechy and attempting to dominate the conversation without letting anyone takeover. Imagine coming home to one of these screechy loud annoying twats and having to listen to their mundane contrived dramas. Their husbands/boyfriends must all be deaf by now.  Absolute horrendous twats.

[littletedwest]

My sister did my nephews easter egg presentation competition. He's 4 and at nursery.

 

He won but only on the basis that all the others had clearly been done by parents but my nephews was clearly done by a young child.

 

She spent 4 hours on it.

[Kevin D]

On 27/03/2024 at 09:53, Byrnie said:

I'm not fond of her either mate. I was rooting for the Scottish girl, who blew it to be fair.

 

The arrogance and the worm in the celebrations made her look like a tool in the previous episodes. She beat a one-eyed woman and done the worm ffs.

Yeah, fair play to her.

[Captain Turdseye]

She won! What an accent. What a woman.  
 

If you’re reading this, sweetheart, feel free to drop me a DM. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Made a lovely loaf in my bread machine. Woke up today to find that this was how she cut it. 

 

[TheBitch]

[Captain Willard]

Talking about respite care for a family member today who looks after an elderly relative and it slowly dawned on me as we conversed that Mrs Willard thought respite care meant the carer not the patient went away for a few weeks. Like a holiday camp for middle aged women  whilst they leave their elderly relative uncared for at home. She genuinely always thought that. 

[A Red]

56 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Talking about respite care for a family member today who looks after an elderly relative and it slowly dawned on me as we conversed that Mrs Willard thought respite care meant the carer not the patient went away for a few weeks. Like a holiday camp for middle aged women  whilst they leave their elderly relative uncared for at home. She genuinely always thought that. 

To be fair so did I. I know someone that provides holiday accommodation for carers only.