The world of a woman.

[Redder Lurtz]

Er...she took photos of herself in the mirror perhaps?

 

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[Harry Squatter]

Women who talk about celebrities/non entities like they know them personally. Bird in work talking about people in celebrity big brother like she goes the pub with them saying 'don't know why she still goes out with him/she should have left eastenders years ago'. Then goes into a rant about Madonnas adopting kids and said that 'I fully respected her and supported her adopting that kid but in hindsight it's all been done for publicity'. I am sure Madonnas is made up that a scally bird working in an office in Liverpool supported her adoption of an African kid.

[Redder Lurtz]

Top, top girl at work who goes to a lot of festivals had VIP tickets to Leeds festival weekend just gone. We'd talked about who was playing and who she wanted to see and I mentioned a couple of bands I wouldn't mind her checking out to see what they're like live.

 

So she comes back into work yesterday morning.

 

Me: Hey, so how was the weekend?

Her: Brilliant thanks, had a really top time.

Me: So who did you get to see?

Her: Nobody.

Me: Eh?

Her: Oh I don't ever see any bands at festivals, I just drink.

Me: ...

[Carradona]

By "top, top girl" do you mean she's a nice girl, or just very high up in the company?

[stevienando]

Top-heavy.

[Redder Lurtz]

By "top, top girl" do you mean she's a nice girl, or just very high up in the company?

 

Top-heavy.

 

These things.

[JagSquared]

He means he would like to successfully And legally penetrate her.

[Redder Lurtz]

Forgive the f**tie reference but another lovely girl I work with goes out with a lad who knows Dani Pacheco. She just emailed me to say

 

"He's off to play for a team in Spain. Can't remember who. They're near Madrid. "La Liga" I think."

[TheBitch]

Forgive the f**tie reference but another lovely girl I work with goes out with a lad who knows Dani Pacheco. She just emailed me to say

 

"He's off to play for a team in Spain. Can't remember who. They're near Madrid. "La Liga" I think."

 

Good side them.

[Champ]

Forgive the f**tie reference but another lovely girl I work with goes out with a lad who knows Dani Pacheco. She just emailed me to say

 

"He's off to play for a team in Spain. Can't remember who. They're near Madrid. "La Liga" I think."

When 'lovely' translates as daft ?

[Captain Turdseye]

I thought you hated all of the women you worked with, Lurtz? Are you in a good mood today or something?

[Redder Lurtz]

I thought you hated all of the women you worked with, Lurtz? Are you in a good mood today or something?

 

Not at all. Despite what *certain* people have said about me I only hate one of them - the lying pregnant gobshite. The rest of them are great, a real nice bunch. It just does my head in being the only bloke working in a team of women.

[Champ]

I thought you hated all of the women you worked with, Lurtz? Are you in a good mood today or something?

Yeah, cos that's 2 he's mentioned today

[VladimirIlyich]

Not at all. Despite what *certain* people have said about me I only hate one of them - the lying pregnant gobshite. The rest of them are great, a real nice bunch. It just does my head in being the only bloke working in a team of women.

 

Its the hormones dont you know.

[Captain Turdseye]

Not at all. Despite what *certain* people have said about me.

 

I don't know what this means, I wasn't having a go mate, just referring to the female colleagues thread that you started.

[Redder Lurtz]

No, no. I wasn't suggesting you were Captain. Long story. Just putting the record straight that I don't hate any of my female colleagues. Except one.

[Joe Le Taxi]

You hit her yet?

[Acid]

You shouldn't hit a pregnant woman Lewis. Just one to keep in your head there, for the future you know.

[Unrighteous]

... after she's had the baby, though, you can hit her then.

[Acid]

Yea of course. Just because she's been pregnant doesn't mean she's off limits.

[Unrighteous]

Yea of course. Just because she's been pregnant doesn't mean she's off limits.

 

Gotta make sure Lewis has all the correct information.

[lifetime fan]

I'd hit it.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd hit it.

 

 

With what though?

[Faustus]

Forgive the f**tie reference but another lovely girl I work with goes out with a lad who knows Dani Pacheco. She just emailed me to say

 

"He's off to play for a team in Spain. Can't remember who. They're near Madrid. "La Liga" I think."

 

Reminds me of a time in Sixth Form when me and a mate were talking about footy in the common room. His bird was feeling a bit left out so she pipes up, "Do you know who I think is a good team?"

 

"Who?"

 

"That... errrm... errrm... AC Madrid."

[Joe Le Taxi]

You shouldn't hit a pregnant woman Lewis. Just one to keep in your head there, for the future you know.

 

 

If they can do this I'm sure they can take a punch.