What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

One for the anti-bean sociopaths amongst us.

 

And for fans of tits too. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

One for the anti-bean sociopaths amongst us.

 

And for fans of tits too. 

I was going to berate you for posting on the wrong thread.

 

However, upon my eighteenth look I note there is actually a breakfast in the photo so fair play.  

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

Fucking hell, I’ve seen some horrific things in my time but is definitely up there. Not sure why they have put an uncooked chicken wing on you plate, the cunts.

[Mook]

50 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Was the hole in the street in front of the place?

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

[TheHowieLama]

That breakfast should have taken the long walk - straight off the end.

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

It will be pouring out of you arse in a few hours.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

And will be steaming out of your arse in no time at all.

[lifetime fan]

It looks like mash! 

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Southend has the worst breakfasts in the World, apart from those served out of a box in Scotland. One for the fact fans.

Fixed. 

[Dave D]

18 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

You'd remember if you'd been, as it's on the 40th floor with some views across London. I think you're effectively paying for the windows. 

Arent they open 24 hours?

 

May as well make a day of it

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

 

56 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

 

Jesus fucking Christ 

[Bjornebye]

Oh and ….. 

[Dave D]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

Is that the Brewers Fayre attached to the Premier Inn facing the sea front?

[Pidge]

"pleasure pier", I believe. The only pleasure to be found in Southend is one and a half miles into the sea.

[Barrington Womble]

18 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Arent they open 24 hours?

 

May as well make a day of it

So I've been told it is. I dunno if breakfast is on all day. We were there for 8am. 

 

But it's such a cuntish place, that even though it's open 24 hours, it doesn't take walk ins. 

[Mook]

51 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Oh and ….. 

 

I'll be having words with the cunt who is advertising it as the longest pier then, lying bastards.

 

51 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Is that the Brewers Fayre attached to the Premier Inn facing the sea front?

 

It is indeed. I am currently posting from said Premier Inn.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

I'll be having words with the cunt who is advertising it as the longest pier then, lying bastards.

 

 

It is indeed. I am currently posting from said Premier Inn.

I’ve stayed there and of course walked the pier- I did laugh that the pier actually has a train you can catch from one end to the other. Lazy sods. 

 

(you got the train didn’t you)

[Chip Butty]

I'd rather have ago at eating the pier, than that monstrosity.

6 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

So fucking nasty they served it on a road sign........what did the sign say?... STOP eating shit

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

I’ve stayed there and of course walked the pier- I did laugh that the pier actually has a train you can catch from one end to the other. Lazy sods. 

 

(you got the train didn’t you)

 

I've only just left the hotel, I have a gig tonight & was scared of ending up in a pub & blowing it.

 

I can't see me doing the train thing tbh.

[Dave D]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I've only just left the hotel, I have a gig tonight & was scared of ending up in a pub & blowing it.

 

I can't see me doing the train thing tbh.

Hope gig goes well. Southend might be a tough crowd!

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Hope gig goes well. Southend might be a tough crowd!

 

There are a lot of friendly faces there & we've been paid before the gig (a new one on me) so should be ok.

 

Actually just went to a Chinese there & the food was amazing, a lot better than the fry up this morning.

[Curly]

11 hours ago, Mook said:

 

Scrambled eggs on top of a fried egg.

You scruffy bastard 

[Dave D]

A tremendously priced large breakfast.

£4.60

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Dave D said:

A tremendously priced large breakfast.

£4.60

 

 

Price is about right given the poor quality components. Poor quality sausages make me sad.

[YorkshireRed]

16 minutes ago, Dave D said:

A tremendously priced large breakfast.

£4.60

 

 

The egg is shaped like a snail. 
 

 

That’s all I have.