What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Tomato sauce is fine when it's needed. Only pretend hard men think people should only use brown sauce or "HP" like Bruno and MR T. Phony hard arses. 

 

Eat what you want just make sure it's cooked properly, doesn't have beans on it and the sausages look edible.

 

Fuck you, trying to cancel my under-cooked death breakfasts covered in beans.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Fuck you, trying to cancel my under-cooked death breakfasts covered in beans.

 

No mate, fuck you 

[Pidge]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Tomato sauce is fine when it's needed. Only pretend hard men think people should only use brown sauce or "HP" like Bruno and MR T. Phony hard arses. 

 

Eat what you want just make sure it's cooked properly, doesn't have beans on it and the sausages look edible. 

 

 

 

This guy pretending unsmoked bacon is acceptable...

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

This guy pretending unsmoked bacon is acceptable...

 

Me?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm a flag waving smoked bacon man, you're confusing me with Citizen Smith the self proclaimed dick eater of Tuebrook. 

 

I'm disappointed in you, we've had a few laughs at the match and you insult me like that? Fucking worzel

 

Oh and 

 

 

 

[Mook]

If you're over 12 years old and having tomato sauce anywhere near any fry up items, you are 100% nonce.

[Simbo]

On 03/10/2023 at 11:06, Captain Willard said:

Posh hotel but no fried eggs or black pudding. I declined the offer of beans. 

And there goes your mistake.

 

By declining the beans you have subjected yourself to an incredibly dry breakfast.

[Tony Moanero]

18 minutes ago, Simbo said:

And there goes your mistake.

 

By declining the beans you have subjected yourself to an incredibly dry breakfast.

Those scrambled eggs looks pretty moist to me. Anyway, tomatoes > beans.

[TheHowieLama]

Any place with an actual kitchen that is serving their eggs scrambled is a non starter.

 

Runny yolk is the liquid gold of a breakfast.

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

If you're over 12 years old and having tomato sauce anywhere near any fry up items, you are 100% nonce.

Is right

[YorkshireRed]

B&B in a place called Clifton Hampton, Oxfordshire, yesterday. I was working with some brain boxes up the road.

 

I declined the grilled tomato, wasn’t offered a black pudding. 
 

Sausage was nice, disappointed to only get one. 
 

Bacon decent.

 

Mushrooms were not decent.

 

Bacon was decent. 
 

Egg was supposed to have been poached. It didn’t seem that much different to a fried one though. It might have been a hybrid. 
 

Beans did what beans do.

 

Obviously a cunt plate. 
 

6/10.

 

Edit: Fuck knows why the picture is as it is. You aren’t missing much. 

 

 

[cloggypop]

None more black

[TheHowieLama]

Looks like a closeup of @lifetime fan's toast.

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Looks like a closeup of @lifetime fan's toast.

 

Ha, was about to post something similar.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

B&B in a place called Clifton Hampton, Oxfordshire, yesterday. I was working with some brain boxes up the road.

 

I declined the grilled tomato, wasn’t offered a black pudding. 
 

Sausage was nice, disappointed to only get one. 
 

Bacon decent.

 

Mushrooms were not decent.

 

Bacon was decent. 
 

Egg was supposed to have been poached. It didn’t seem that much different to a fried one though. It might have been a hybrid. 
 

Beans did what beans do.

 

Obviously a cunt plate. 
 

6/10.

 

Edit: Fuck knows why the picture is as it is. You aren’t missing much. 

 

 

 

Bacon looks decent 

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 05/10/2023 at 19:56, Captain Willard said:

Ketchup on eggs is acceptable. 

Tabasco is better.

[Curly]

On 27/09/2023 at 07:06, YorkshireRed said:

Premier Inn. Woking, Surrey.

 

It was alright apart from the food. 
 

 

This picture has made me realise we need a new reaction adding to the list - a crying face with fear in its eyes.

 

One of the saddest pictures I’ve ever seen, but also frightening as well. The lighting evokes a really dark emotional response - it looks like it was taken in Jeffrey Dahmer’s flat

[Curly]

16 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

B&B in a place called Clifton Hampton, Oxfordshire, yesterday. I was working with some brain boxes up the road.

 

I declined the grilled tomato, wasn’t offered a black pudding. 
 

Sausage was nice, disappointed to only get one. 
 

Bacon decent.

 

Mushrooms were not decent.

 

Bacon was decent. 
 

Egg was supposed to have been poached. It didn’t seem that much different to a fried one though. It might have been a hybrid. 
 

Beans did what beans do.

 

Obviously a cunt plate. 
 

6/10.

 

Edit: Fuck knows why the picture is as it is. You aren’t missing much. 

 

 

Moved down to the basement now then?

[CapeRed]

On 06/10/2023 at 22:51, Mook said:

If you're over 12 years old and having tomato sauce anywhere near any fry up items, you are 100% nonce.

Fuckin bang on

[CapeRed]

Do any of the boys in Oz know a good place in Melbourne for a full English?

[TheHowieLama]

13 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Tabasco is better.

 

Yes, as is salsa - both acceptable for adults.

[lifetime fan]

I don’t even eat the fucking things and even I know you just have cracked black pepper, nothing else is needed. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Ketchup/sauce is used to disguise the taste of food, not enhance it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Wow, just seen this, the full English crumpet burger.

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Wow, just seen this, the full English crumpet burger.

 

That looks lovely 

[Carvalho Diablo]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That looks lovely 

A lockjaw special.