What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Here she is lads. 

5 rashers of Its Not Bacon - Best replacement I've found so far, done on griddle pan

2.5 Taste & Glory sausages - texture spot on but a bit lacking in flavour. Perfectly fine with ketchup

125g of tofu scramble - OK, it didn't taste like egg but the texture and taste were not unpleasant. Went well on the Toast. Would use more oil next time. 

Smmmmashed avo - yeah I went there.

Toast with real butter - that and cheese are not negotiable for me at the minute. 

 

Didn't go for beans in the end as there was plenty on the plate. 

 

Haters gonna hate but it was delicious and in line with me trying to limit the animal products I consume and buy. 

 

Neg away.

Are you not a fan of mushrooms and tomatoes Paulie? 

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Crumbled cinder toffee on a breakfast is a bold move. Nice Play-Doh sausages and bacon as well.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, belarus said:

Repped for the bare faced audacity. And the animal welfare of course.

 

I wouldn't go that far. Some poor fucker had to actually make that.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Needs vegan black pudding.

 

Ice hockey pucks aren't that common on these shores.

[Karl_b]

6 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Here she is lads. 

5 rashers of Its Not Bacon - Best replacement I've found so far, done on griddle pan

2.5 Taste & Glory sausages - texture spot on but a bit lacking in flavour. Perfectly fine with ketchup

125g of tofu scramble - OK, it didn't taste like egg but the texture and taste were not unpleasant. Went well on the Toast. Would use more oil next time. 

Smmmmashed avo - yeah I went there.

Toast with real butter - that and cheese are not negotiable for me at the minute. 

 

Didn't go for beans in the end as there was plenty on the plate. 

 

Haters gonna hate but it was delicious and in line with me trying to limit the animal products I consume and buy. 

 

Neg away.

There's no substitute for bacon, that stuff is horrendous, I've had it. Repped for the animal welfare and shear fucking balls of it.

 

I like a veggie breakfast and whilst there are some great veggie sausages out there, I don't want veggie bacon anywhere near it. Breakfast foods are my weak spot when it comes to giving up meat, most other stuff I can take or leave but I love me some fried dead pig in a morning.

With us keeping chickens our home cooked breakfasts tend to be egg based - there are great options out there without trying to replicate the pork based full English. 

 

Having said that, and forgive me that I forgot to take a photo of it, yesterday we had veggie breakfast wraps from the local cafe whilst out walking the dog. It had veggie sausage, a fried egg, mushrooms, a hash brown, beans and cheese in and was delicious. I'll get another soon.

[Paulie Dangerously]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Are you not a fan of mushrooms and tomatoes Paulie? 

Love them, but have eaten enough mushrooms this week and, as I was also cooking a meat breakfast for the girls, didn't have enough pans to fry some off as well. 

 

Imagine the hate it would've got if I had put beans on it. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Ice hockey pucks aren't that common on these shores.

Strontz is right. Vegan black pudding is lovely. It's obviously not as nice as the real thing but it deserves a shout. 

[Strontium]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Strontz is right. Vegan black pudding is lovely. It's obviously not as nice as the real thing but it deserves a shout. 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

21 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

She probably would have lived past 28 on a veggie diet.

But what a life.

[Barrington Womble]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Strontz is right. Vegan black pudding is lovely. It's obviously not as nice as the real thing but it deserves a shout. 

Where do you buy it? I saw someone mention on here a while back (maybe you?), I've looked in the supermarket since, but never seen it. 

[Curly]

18 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Imagine the hate it would've got if I had put beans on it. 

That would have redeemed it. Rebeaned it if you will.

[Bjornebye]

56 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Where do you buy it? I saw someone mention on here a while back (maybe you?), I've looked in the supermarket since, but never seen it. 

I'll ask her when she gets in, I can't remember. Lovely stuff though. 

[Bob]

On 04/09/2021 at 11:40, Paulie Dangerously said:

Here she is lads. 

5 rashers of Its Not Bacon - Best replacement I've found so far, done on griddle pan

2.5 Taste & Glory sausages - texture spot on but a bit lacking in flavour. Perfectly fine with ketchup

125g of tofu scramble - OK, it didn't taste like egg but the texture and taste were not unpleasant. Went well on the Toast. Would use more oil next time. 

Smmmmashed avo - yeah I went there.

Toast with real butter - that and cheese are not negotiable for me at the minute. 

 

Didn't go for beans in the end as there was plenty on the plate. 

 

Haters gonna hate but it was delicious and in line with me trying to limit the animal products I consume and buy. 

 

Neg away.

Fair play for trying to limit your animal products, and looks like you’ve tried hard. I can’t bring myself to write anything else.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Fair fucks Paulie, that's the first meal beans couldn't make any worse.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Where do you buy it? I saw someone mention on here a while back (maybe you?), I've looked in the supermarket since, but never seen it. 

Just asked her mate, The Plant Vegan shop right by the ground on Utting Avenue 

 

https://plant-vegan.square.site/

 

 

[Curly]

@Remmie - negging me because of your anti bean propaganda is a disgrace. Shit just got real

 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f68320da-1299-4e00-b70a-1c0d748480c4

 

Edit - can’t embed the clip. Fucking hell I'm shite

 

[Elysian Red]

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

It's gonna kick right off. 

 

 

I eat with my fork in my right hand because if I tried to use my left hand I'd have food all over my face 

 

Posh fork that, where do you live? Downton Abbey? 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

Is that scalpel left over from the operation where they removed your taste buds?  

[Elysian Red]

Shared house. Don’t think there’s even a matching pair

[TheHowieLama]

Needs more salt.

[Elysian Red]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Needs more salt.

Haha

[Paulie Dangerously]

20 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

Repped. 

[Tony Moanero]

59 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

 

The glass of Coke looks nice.