What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Its pot pie filling

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Its pot pie filling

Paraphrasing again

 

Edit - and either way, it’s fucking boss on a jacket spud. In fact, I’m moving it to level one

[TheHowieLama]

#polpotpie

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Jokes aside, I like the creamy chicken in a can. Meatballs in tomato sauce are lovely as well. 

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Personally, no.

 

obviously I’m not here celebrating animal death, and I do try and reduce my meat intake (especially red meat) compared to where it was a few years ago, but that is not to avoid the death animal.

 

I want good animal welfare standards and don’t want them to suffer significantly, but the death of the animal doesn’t factor much if at all for me. Might sound callous but it’s the truth.

 

I’ll trend further towards eating less meat over the next 2-5 years I’m sure of it, but I can’t see a point where I entirely remove it from my diet, and don’t think that would change if the “synthetic alternative” was a genuine option.

 

I did say to my other half that I could happily move to veggie burgers and sausages at barbecues, and while I haven’t, that’s because of habit and I should make more effort, but chicken will forever be something I eat, I’m sure. Most likely so will pork.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall writes a great justification for eating ethically, well reared, well cared for, well looked after animals in his Meat book. 
 

I’ll have a look for it. 

[Bob]

This is a breakfast thread, so let’s not get too stuck on lunch, but as toppings for jacket spuds go, prawn in Marie Rose sauce gets a good mention, as does Chillie con carne, as does coleslaw as a cheap option.

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, belarus said:

Beans

Cheese

Butter

Tuna and sweetcorn

Tuna mayo

Cheese and beans

Chilli / bolognese

That shredded chicken in a creamy sauce stuff out of a tin

Marg

 

If I had to pick only one of them for the rest of my life, it’s butter, followed by cheese and beans (if I had to choose out of the 2 it’s beans)

Fucking marge? Dirty pro-beaning, marge wielding cunt? And to choose beans over cheese is an act of the deranged. 

 

I do like you Belarus, but I worry, I really do. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Fucking marge? Dirty pro-beaning, marge wielding cunt? And to choose beans over cheese is an act of the deranged. 

 

I do like you Belarus, but I worry, I really do. 

I'm all over the place here hahahahahaha 

[Curly]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Fucking marge? Dirty pro-beaning, marge wielding cunt? And to choose beans over cheese is an act of the deranged. 

 

I do like you Belarus, but I worry, I really do. 

Hahaha.

 

I was only padding out the list. Although I don’t mind marge. A decent one like bertolli and I’m happy as Larry. Blue band I used to like for the small period I remember it before it got fucked off or banned?

 

Beans over cheese on a spud, yes. Beans over cheese in general is a tough one. If it was a case of I could only have one or the other, forever, beans would probably get the nod for being one of your 5 a day and keeping me regular. But if it was a straight up “which is tastier” there would be cheeses above beans, but also cheeses below beans.

 

Kidney beans can fuck off though. Ruin a good chilli those cunts.

[lifetime fan]

Even Rem who won’t even eat bacon knows more than Belarus. 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahaha beans over cheese thats this place finally done and dusted

 

 

Dave, shut it the fuck down 

 

 

 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

I'd like to know where Sweet Sue was when the Twin Towers went down on 9/11 and if she can account for her whereabouts during the assassination of JFK. 

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, belarus said:

This probably says more about me, but I can’t even think of 10 toppings, including butter, for a baked spud.

 

Beans

Cheese

Butter

Tuna and sweetcorn

Tuna mayo

Cheese and beans

Chilli / bolognese

That shredded chicken in a creamy sauce stuff out of a tin

Marg

 

If I had to pick only one of them for the rest of my life, it’s butter, followed by cheese and beans (if I had to choose out of the 2 it’s beans), then that chicken in a tin, then tuna Mayo sweetcorn

 

Fucking hell mate. You tried Si's recommendation of Ryvita with Asda curry sauce too, didn't you?

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

Fucking hell mate. You tried Si's recommendation of Ryvita with Asda curry sauce too, didn't you?

To be fair, curry sauce is a better shout than fucking bacon. As delicious as bacon is, it is neither moist or relevant to being considered a baked potato topping 

[TheHowieLama]

[Tony Moanero]

8 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Broc and cheese - wonderful.

 

This is before you get into the second tier fillings of say a mushroom w cream sauce, or shrimp scampi, or a lovely scoop of pulled pork.

Serving scampi on a potato is scruff behaviour.

[General Dryness]

I love the way we all come on here and exhibit massive outrage about things we wouldn't give a tuppenny fuck about in real life.

 

Having said that, if you bring tinned chicken anywhere near me I'll go Keyser fucking Soze on you.

[PestiRed]

Stop recommending processed food, especially out of tins.

 

Too much of the vegan meat replacement food is stuffed full of over-processed chemical crap as well

[Evelyn Tentions]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

As a kid in the 50s, one of our neighbours was a huge family. Dad was massive, (always between jobs, always pissed, always wore a donkey jacket, I thought he looked like Desperate Dan), tiny wife and about 8 kids. One of the sons was my age and a good mate, had never tasted fresh chicken until he came to ours one day for Sunday roast chicken. Their Christmas dinner was tinned chicken

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Part 2

When I was 14 or so ,the wife came to see my mum early on Xmas morning . He'd won a turkey at the pub on Xmas Eve and she wanted to know how to cook it. If she got it wrong, he'd belt her. Literally  

[Barrington Womble]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

At least it doesn't come with giblets I suppose. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[TheHowieLama]

Looks like it came out of a tin.

[Captain Turdseye]

Brown sauce on an egg butty. If you choked on that some people would claim that it was karma.