What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Brownie]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

Was bad enough when I thought you couldn’t make a cup of tea. 

 

But fucking coffee with a breakfast? 

 

Negged. 

I usually have tea, but had a heavy day on the ale and needed to drive home so needs must and all that.

[Brownie]

Yeah mushrooms can get to fuck.

 

Only paedo’s eat mushrooms.

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Yeah mushrooms can get to fuck.

 

Only paedo’s eat mushrooms.

 

[lifetime fan]

17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Good of them to let you make your own toast.

 

Toast was great and made a really nice change to not be given warm bread. 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Brownie said:

As I say, i’m watching what I eat at the moment...

If you were watching you wouldn't be eating that

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Brownie said:

Yeah mushrooms can get to fuck.

 

Only paedo’s eat mushrooms.

[Strontium]

3 hours ago, Brownie said:

Relatively healthy version from me this morning (well it’s a sensible amount of calories at least).

 

Be gentle.

 

Star Wars mug rep.

[Karl_b]

Always good to see people posting up their breakfasts.

 

I was an hour early for work on Friday so decided to take myself off for a quiet brekkie on my own rather than sit at my desk. Sticking it to the man!

 

£8.95 from the Grind Cafe in Sheffield's trendy Kelham Island area.

 

2 x slices of high quality bacon, well cooked

2 x high-meat content sausages, delicious

1 x runny fried egg, perfect

Homemade beans, lovely

2 x Portobello mushrooms (good but I only needed 1)

1 x fried tomato

1 x chunky slice of white toast

 

Excellent quality and well cooked. I could have done without one mushroom and half of the tomato and would have preferred a bit of black pudding (which wasn't available). 

 

7.5/10.

 

 

 

[El Rojo]

On 24/09/2019 at 15:59, Tony Moanero said:

Seen this on twitter.

 

Brexitfast.

[Anubis]

22 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Always good to see people posting up their breakfasts.

 

I was an hour early for work on Friday so decided to take myself off for a quiet brekkie on my own rather than sit at my desk. Sticking it to the man!

 

£8.95 from the Grind Cafe in Sheffield's trendy Kelham Island area.

 

2 x slices of high quality bacon, well cooked

2 x high-meat content sausages, delicious

1 x runny fried egg, perfect

Homemade beans, lovely

2 x Portobello mushrooms (good but I only needed 1)

1 x fried tomato

1 x chunky slice of white toast

 

Excellent quality and well cooked. I could have done without one mushroom and half of the tomato and would have preferred a bit of black pudding (which wasn't available). 

 

7.5/10.

 

 

 

Looks quite good, bar the beans.

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 hours ago, Brownie said:

Relatively healthy version from me this morning (well it’s a sensible amount of calories at least).

 

Be gentle.

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Always good to see people posting up their breakfasts.

 

I was an hour early for work on Friday so decided to take myself off for a quiet brekkie on my own rather than sit at my desk. Sticking it to the man!

 

£8.95 from the Grind Cafe in Sheffield's trendy Kelham Island area.

 

2 x slices of high quality bacon, well cooked

2 x high-meat content sausages, delicious

1 x runny fried egg, perfect

Homemade beans, lovely

2 x Portobello mushrooms (good but I only needed 1)

1 x fried tomato

1 x chunky slice of white toast

 

Excellent quality and well cooked. I could have done without one mushroom and half of the tomato and would have preferred a bit of black pudding (which wasn't available). 

 

7.5/10.

 

 

 

There is some quality here 

 

Egg -- there is some splashed fat but not the lunar landscape Brownie tried to pass off earlier - good

 

Bacon - one rasher? I do like how he has fallen into his natural position as a wall between the food and the beans.

 

The portobellos are FLEXXING!!

 

I am assuming there are two sausages - otherwise one rasher and one sausage????

 

Also it is cool how the toast has been done in different examples of the toast matrix.

"Gimme a 7 on the top third - then a strong 8.5 - then take it out entirely."

 

 

The beans are also, admirably, not intruding on other stuffs personal space

 

[Karl_b]

There were two each of both bacon and sausage.

[TheHowieLama]

So the two rashers are spooning?

[Karl_b]

Indeed they are, one sat slightly under the beans.

[Tony Moanero]

57 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

 

Fuck’s sake, state of those beans!

 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fuck’s sake, state of those beans!

 

Looks like a massive blood clot with beans stuck on as decoration.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I had salmon, poached eggs and wholemeal toast for breakfast today.

 

Not worth posting a picture as no doubt you cunts would be bemoaning that I didn't grind the wheat myself. Nor catch the salmon in my jaws as it leapt out of the water whilst making its way back to its breading waters. Or lay the fucking eggs myself.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

 

 

I’d gladly eat the sausages, bacon, mushrooms and egg. No black pudding is proper mingebag behaviour and the tomatoes are undercooked The toast looks TURD!

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I had salmon, poached eggs and wholemeal toast for breakfast today.

 

Not worth posting a picture as no doubt you cunts would be bemoaning that I didn't grind the wheat myself. Nor catch the salmon in my jaws as it leapt out of the water whilst making its way back to its breading waters. Or lay the fucking eggs myself.

 

 

Catch the salmon - heh

 

 

 

WE SWIM WITH THE SALMON!!!!

[lifetime fan]

23 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I had salmon, poached eggs and wholemeal toast for breakfast today.

 

Not worth posting a picture as no doubt you cunts would be bemoaning that I didn't grind the wheat myself. Nor catch the salmon in my jaws as it leapt out of the water whilst making its way back to its breading waters. Or lay the fucking eggs myself.

 

 

 

To be fair that sounds an ace breakfast.

 

More a Sunday breakfast knowing you’ll have a big roast later but ace all the same. 

 

I wish I did like eggs, I’m still trying to teach myself to like them and can just about tolerate a yolk now, but they do nothing for me. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

To be fair that sounds an ace breakfast.

 

More a Sunday breakfast knowing you’ll have a big roast later but ace all the same. 

 

I wish I did like eggs, I’m still trying to teach myself to like them and can just about tolerate a yolk now, but they do nothing for me. 

Salmon with poached eggs on Saturday. Mackerel with fried eggs on Sunday.

[Tony Moanero]

Smoked salmon and poached eggs is boss.

[lifetime fan]

10 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Salmon with poached eggs on Saturday. Mackerel with fried eggs on Sunday.

 

Mackerel with beetroot and horseradish is a brilliant breakfast. 

 

 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Mackerel with beetroot and horseradish is a brilliant breakfast. 

 

 

Not sure about the Oreos.