Things to blame on zonal marking

[Section_31]

Secret service personnel quite clearly engaged in zonal marking.

 

 

American air and naval forces deployed zonally.

 

[Uncle_Meat]

Global Warming

 

 

 

Lack of sunspot activity

 

 

Adolf Hitler touching up kids.

 

[philyhamann]

Most of our goals this season (which haven't been scored from open play).

[sh#t waffle]

Quite right, Section. I've never seen a zone shoot a president.

[kopitegaz]

Most of our goals this season (which haven't been scored from open play).

 

For fucks sake Phily, if an attacker times his jump better than a defender (which happened on Saturday), its just that he outjumped him, and he would have outjumped him if it was man to man marking (I know that is just using one example, before you check every goal).

 

Zonal marking isnt perfect, but neither is man to man marking. Rafa believes in Zonal marking and like it or not (and I know most dont), he is the manager. If he suddenly started changed to man to man marking, and we conceded goals, he'd get shit for that too. No one praises Zonal marking when we keep a clean sheet.

 

Please note: I am in no way giving my unwaivering backing to the manager, despite not being 100% negative. I know this confuses some people.

[kopitegaz]

Secret service personnel quite clearly engaged in zonal marking.

 

 

American air and naval forces deployed zonally.

 

 

I think Mark Chapman was unmarked when he shot John Lennon. Chief of Police Benitez had obviously not deployed his officers well enough.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Most of our goals this season (which haven't been scored from open play).

 

[dirty_sanchez]

If the dinosaurs had marked man to man, that meteor wouldn't have hit the earth, brought up a massive cloud of dust, and killed them all.

[Dicko]

The Crucifixion.

 

[john23liverpool]

 

They left that Hiroshima lad totally unmarked.......

[aws]

 

I knew it was a mistake not to put someone on Judas

[Dicko]

I knew it was a mistake not to put someone on Judas

 

Surely letting Pilate get a free run early doors is where the trouble began.

[Victor Ganges]

Leslie Ash's trout pout.

 

[Kopite]

Leslie Ash's trout pout.

 

 

"Why so serious?"

[Red Nick]

Einstien's definition of madness

 

Doing the same thiings over and over again and expecting different results

[dirty_sanchez]

Einstien's definition of madness

 

Doing the same thiings over and over again and expecting different results

 

That appears to be a particularly ironic post.

[mattyq]

I had a pretty bad shit last night. I'm blaming that on zonal marking

[Skrtel Milk]

Secret service personnel quite clearly engaged in zonal marking.

 

 

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Gerrard told Skrtel and Carragher to leave their zones.

 

Conspiracy hour it is!

[old skool tom]

denise milani's bra's & tops for constantly man marking her fantastic tits!

 

[shanks69]

if i'd man marked the pans my tea would have been ready by now:whistle:

[Liverpool lad]

I think Jesus set up the team inviting pressure, he was under the cosh from the off.

 

As for Judas, in any system it only takes one person to not tow the line and your going to suffer.

[TheHitman]

Man to man would surely have done better although the statue of liberty seems to be trying to play offside as well.

 

 

[Dicko]

I think Jesus set up the team inviting pressure, he was under the cosh from the off.

 

As for Judas, in any system it only takes one person to not tow the line and your going to suffer.

 

You can't blame it all on Luc...sorry Judas. It was a poor show from the captain Peter under searching questions from the Romans.

[Stu Monty]

If you look at the way the Chicago school's free market theories were being enforced in Chile it's clear that they were using zonal marking.

 

They managed to lose track of hundreds of thousands of people.

[Liverpool lad]

You can't blame it all on Luc...sorry Judas. It was a poor show from the captain Peter under searching questions from the Romans.

 

That's the bit I don't get, Jesus said during his prematch conference he would let down when it mattered and he didn't take steps to fix the problem, at this level it just isn't good enough. You will be crucified for it.

 

He made a miraculous comeback though, fair play to the fella, nearly as good as Istanbul.