I think young Cain is having a good time in Liverpool

[Chris]

Just chatting with our very own afro-tasic legend on MSN and just before this stalwardic (new word) hero heads off to bang broads at Medication (student club night, cheap beer, cheaper women) he left me with this...

 

Cain says: (22:29:18)

bgut i swear

Cain says: (22:29:31)

anytime tere is a social pint or two, ring me

Cain says: (22:29:33)

i will be there

Cain says: (22:29:39)

07739****** (numbers deleted for Cain's safety)

Cain says: (22:29:43)

07739******

Cain says: (22:29:50)

07739******

Cain says: (22:30:05)

im drunk so i put it 3 times to make sure theyre the same?

 

 

--

 

What a guy. Go get 'em, son.

[Section_31]

Quality, it's ace medication.

 

* gets depressed again

[Chris]

Quality, it's ace medication.

 

* gets depressed again

 

Tell me about it dude. Four years since was there!

[odris]

Cain is drinking enough for all of us, legend.

[Carradona]

Chris is THE (and i mean THE) forum legend. There is nobody biggggger tahan him. Srriosuly!

[Unrighteous]

Never went to a medication... Never needed too...

[Section_31]

I'm quite tempted to shoot down there now in my brown cardigan, I reckon I could withstand a blue WKD or two.

[Unrighteous]

I'm quite tempted to shoot down there now in my brown cardigan, I reckon I could withstand a blue WKD or two.

 

Just remember to give her a wrong number so she doesn't call every 10 minutes the next day like the rest of the 17 year old birds.

[Carradona]

Lance and Section, don't try and take the piss out of me.

[Unrighteous]

Lance and Section, don't try and take the piss out of me.

 

Aren't you suppose to be astride some drunk tart? WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[Carradona]

I walked home by myself for no real reson. I got hungry and bought a kebaby (Sttouffer-good) and I have now ended up back inb mine an I'm guttted I am here this early!

[Unrighteous]

Think of all the nubile drunk tarts still out and about tonight, Cain.

[Carradona]

Shit. I will have to make up for this tomorrow night.

 

At least I won't meat any wanker scallys out tonight! Like Mick.

[bobhorse]

Enjoy your night out cain lad

 

fuck the rest

 

I dont know New City, New Girls, New Uni, New Life, and yet there are still fuckers who want to piss on your chips mate

 

There are people in this world who would suck the life out of you, if you'd only let them

 

enjoy your youth

[Paul]

College days are fucking great. Fill your boots Cain, lad.

[dirty_sanchez]

Shit. I will have to make up for this tomorrow night.

 

At least I won't meat any wanker scallys out tonight! Like Mick.

 

Freudian slip?

[kopitegaz]

Lance and Section, don't try and take the piss out of me.

 

Didnt look like they were trying to me. They might have been doing, but not trying.

[Section_31]

The next time Carradona is at Medication I want to be informed immediately, me and Unrighteous are going down there to embarass him by wearing T-shirts which say "Cain's internet friends" on them. (yellow ones)

 

Then I'm going to 'bip and bop, hip and hop' in the style of Bill Cosby.

[Carradona]

I don't need other people to embarass me! I can do that all be myself, and I do it on a regular basis.

[RedinSweden]

I don't need other people to embarass me! I can do that all be myself, and I do it on a regular basis.

 

smirnofficebitch

[Malarkey]

Shit. I will have to make up for this tomorrow night.

 

At least I won't meat any wanker scallys out tonight! Like Mick.

 

Hahaha, you bastard.

[Unrighteous]

The next time Carradona is at Medication I want to be informed immediately, me and Unrighteous are going down there to embarass him by wearing T-shirts which say "Cain's internet friends" on them. (yellow ones)

 

Then I'm going to 'bip and bop, hip and hop' in the style of Bill Cosby.

 

We can just cockblock him mercilessly like... "Hey young girl, don't worry about ole Cain here... He hasn't had a herpes outbreak in a few weeks anyway."

[Plewggs]

Cain’s doing so well he has his own road sign.

 

 

[Fugitive]

The last time I went to Medication we ended up sleeping on the steps outside Lime street because we had ran out of Money.

 

Happier times.

[Section_31]

RSVP used to do double vodka and rebulls for a £1 on a Tuesday back in the day.

 

The Beluga bar also had the most stunning woman working there I'd ever seen, she looked Italian with black curly hair and a penchent for leather boots, must have been the owner or the owner's bird I reckon.