Never Seen Him Play - "We MUST buy him!"

[silverlining]

I bet we've all got a few in the past. Players you may have read a few sentences about, but never actually seen play, however this didn't stop you getting dead excited when we were linked.

 

Mine in recent years was Xabi Alonso, based purely on a comment Slur Alex made about him being "a good passer".

 

Well, I have a new one: I am desperate, for no reason at all, other than what I've read, for Liverpool to sign that DIEGO bloke, tearing it up in the Budesliga.

 

Is Diego a good bandwagon to jump on, armed with fuck all actual knowledge or insight?

[philyhamann]

Na, transfers honestly bore me and I hate discussing them.

[silverlining]

Na, transfers honestly bore me and I hate discussing them.

 

I know what you mean. I also get a little wave of ennui when I see YET ANOTHER speculative "Line Up For Next Season" that looks like this:

 

 

-------------------Gerrard----------Masher-----------

 

Ronaldinho----------------Torres-------------------Puskas

 

or whatever

[DT]

Having never seen Diego either I'd say he's a perfectly acceptable bandwagon to jump on.

 

Personally, I'm jumping on the Amauri bandwagon as of now. I have to apologise in advance though as I've seen him play twice.

[El Rojo]

Djibril Cisse.

 

A French striker, he's got a great six minute youtube clip with replays of four different goals, backed with a cracking Europop soundtrack.

[silverlining]

Having never seen Diego either I'd say he's a perfectly acceptable bandwagon to jump on.

 

Personally, I'm jumping on the Amauri bandwagon as of now. I have to apologise in advance though as I've seen him play twice.

 

Hark at the fucking suck over here. Twice!

 

I am officially obssessed with Diego, but I have now placed Amauri on "first reserve".

[dirty_sanchez]

I know what you mean. I also get a little wave of ennui when I see YET ANOTHER speculative "Line Up For Next Season" that looks like this:

 

 

-------------------Gerrard----------Masher-----------

 

Ronaldinho----------------Torres-------------------Puskas

 

or whatever

 

It's a good call though, Puskas would have provided us with plenty of width.

[Section_31]

Michael Silvestre, purely because the Daily Post and GH seemed to be wanking over him all the while.

 

The next 'this' and the next 'that' etc...

 

Was made up when I finally seen him play for the mancs.

[El Rojo]

Kenwyne Jones - the black Drogba.

[kopitegaz]

I know what you mean. I also get a little wave of ennui when I see YET ANOTHER speculative "Line Up For Next Season" that looks like this:

 

 

-------------------Gerrard----------Masher-----------

 

Ronaldinho----------------Torres-------------------Puskas

 

or whatever

 

 

This is the or whatever team....

 

 

---------------------- Stallone---------------------------

 

Summerbee-----Osman-------------Moore---------Bjornebye

 

Gerrard----------Wark--------------Caine----------Kozma

 

-------------Pele---------------Torres------------------

 

 

We'll piss it.

[05 Milan]

I was blowing Amauris horn years ago. Are we linked with him today?

[silverlining]

I was blowing Amauris horn years ago. Are we linked with him today?

 

 

Not that I've seen, but if we can't grab Diego, then Amauris is the player we should look to bring in.

 

Trust me on this.

[Heighway]

Any expensive attacking full back will do me. I rate all of them.

[sh#t waffle]

Saviola when he was about seventeen. I'd confused buying him in Championship Manager with real life.

[05 Milan]

Not that I've seen, but if we can't grab Diego, then Amauris is the player we should look to bring in.

 

Trust me on this.

 

Hey man, you're preaching to the choir, or whatever it's called. Amauri is top, top class. Strong, very skillful, decent pace and very, very good in the air. That cuntish chairman Zamaparini wants to sell him to Juve though, I think a deal is being finalised.

[silverlining]

Any expensive attacking full back will do me. I rate all of them.

 

You smell familiar, Heighway

[Mr T]

How has he reached 100+ posts without being banned. You can tell a mile off..

[Glen C]

Kenwyne Jones - the black Drogba.

 

How can he be the black drogba when drogba is black himself? Wouldn't he be the english drogba or something like that?

[silverlining]

How can he be the black drogba when drogba is black himself? Wouldn't he be the english drogba or something like that?

 

 

He's about as English as Robert Mugabe

[dirty_sanchez]

At least Sunderland actually wanted Kenwyne Jones as their leading man.

[Heighway]

Kenwyne Jones would be lethal at the right club.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Kenwyne Jones would be lethal at the right club.

 

 

Yeah one in the Championship.

[JMARKH]

Ni Lampty

[John101]

I shouted from the roof tops that we should invest in the whole Sweden U-21 team, players like Bakircioglu, Isaakson, Elmander, Kalstrom,etc

 

I also hailed the Atalanta youngsters of Donati, Pinato, Pazzini,etc

[05 Milan]

Källstrom is a very good player. He reminds me of Xabi, although not quite as good.