Rate the last film you watched...

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

Whatever you do, don't bother with the new one. It's appallingly bad.

Cheers for the heads up.

Saw and Exorcist in Sunday night horror fest isn't shaping up too good.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Nanook of The North

 

1922 black and white silent epic about legendary Inuit hunter Nanook.

 

Fucking marvellous stuff.

 

8/10 NERD

[Elite]

Dream Scenario - 7/10

 

Fantastic concept and it starts off very well but slowly fizzles out. Still well worth the watch. Cage is having a bit of a renaissance, he's great in this.

[Mudface]

On 13/11/2023 at 20:23, DalyanPete said:

Cheers for the heads up.

Saw and Exorcist in Sunday night horror fest isn't shaping up too good.

 

 

Is that the new Saw? It's actually supposed to be decent, best film since the original.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Adam's Apples

 

A neo-nazi sentenced to community service at a church clashes with the blindly devotional priest.

 

Mads Mikkelson stars in this brilliantly off the wall Danish comedy. Seriously laugh out loud funny.

 

8.5/10 NERD

[Guest]

The Voices. Ryan Reynolds does darkly funny pretty well, the darkly funny cunt. And Gemma Arterton. Yum. She makes Anna Kendrick look ordinary, which is some feat. 7/10

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The Voices. Ryan Reynolds does darkly funny pretty well, the darkly funny cunt. And Gemma Arterton. Yum. She makes Anna Kendrick look ordinary, which is some feat. 7/10

 

Anna Kendrick is very ordinary. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Anna Kendrick is very ordinary. 

I’m into ordinary.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

Is that the new Saw? It's actually supposed to be decent, best film since the original.

No, I was talking about The Exorcist: Believers. It’s shite.

 

No idea about any Saw film as I’ve not watched any of them. They don’t appeal to me.

[diamondjoe]

New saw film is shite too. 

 

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

No, I was talking about The Exorcist: Believers. It’s shite.

 

No idea about any Saw film as I’ve not watched any of them. They don’t appeal to me.

 

Oh, I meant  the Saw fillum @DalyanPete mentioned. Which @diamondjoe says is shit too. Ho hum. 

[DalyanPete]

8 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Is that the new Saw? It's actually supposed to be decent, best film since the original.

No mate, the first one just to see if we stuck with the series. Been more scared walking over the road on a zebra crossing in Turkey!

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

A neo-nazi sentenced to community service at a church clashes with the blindly devotional priest.

When I read that I thought, that sounds like a barrel of laughs. Then I read the next sentence.

I can't do foreign films or comedy horror.

[DalyanPete]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

Cage is having a bit of a renaissance, he's great in this.

Never thought I would see those words ever written again!

I have never recovered from the depression that was 'Leaving Las Vegas' sure it was fine acting but wasn't a fun night out at the cinema.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

When I read that I thought, that sounds like a barrel of laughs. Then I read the next sentence.

I can't do foreign films or comedy horror.

You can't do foreign films but live in Turkey? Haha.

[VladimirIlyich]

The Killer 7/10.

Not a bad little mindless,OTT film with elements of Jason Bourne played ably by Michael Fassbender.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You can't do foreign films but live in Turkey? Haha.

Fair point well made Vlad however, we live an English lifestyle. We are cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Roast chicken and roast beef this Sunday.

Tv, dodgy of course(we do embrace some Turkish customs) is all English.

Fuck, I don't even drink bottled Efes now, too gassy for me.

[Elite]

Oppenheimer - 7.8/10

 

It's good but not one of Nolan's best.

 

Could have cut 30 minutes from the runtime but the story was done well, great cast and I love Nolan's style of filmmaking.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Anna Kendrick is very ordinary. 

Aye!

[Elite]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Anna Kendrick is very ordinary. 

She's got that twisted mouth thing going on, it's quite subtle though.

[Anubis]

Anna Kendrick. Nails the girl next door look and is a big Star Wars fan. What’s not to like?

 

Ive seen some of your suggestions on the amnesty thread. Don’t start getting judgemental now, gentlemen.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Fair point well made Vlad however, we live an English lifestyle. We are cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Roast chicken and roast beef this Sunday.

Tv, dodgy of course(we do embrace some Turkish customs) is all English.

Fuck, I don't even drink bottled Efes now, too gassy for me.

Bloody tourists going over there and staying there.

[Creator Supreme]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Anna Kendrick. Nails the girl next door look and is a big Star Wars fan. What’s not to like?

She's an annoying little twat in those horrendous pitch perfect films my daughters have made me suffer through, and Star Wars is shite!

 

The case for the prosecution rests!

[Bjornebye]

Let's not get carried away thinking she wouldn't get a game. She certainly would. I'd just last a few seconds longer than with the likes of Gemma Arterton

 

 

 

 

Happy to live next door to either 

[Creator Supreme]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Let's not get carried away thinking she wouldn't get a game. She certainly would. I'd just last a few seconds longer than with the likes of Gemma Arterton

 

 

 

 

Happy to live next door to either 

Nah, there's a good chance that Kendrick cunt will start singing.

 

Or even worse watching fucking star wars!