Worst profession

[Elmyn Noos]

There have been digs aplenty at various employment sectors on the GF of late, so the time has come to find out just who are the biggest twats we have to deal with and why. Poll to follow.

[RJ Fan club]

Estate Agents, Traffic Wardens, Bus Drivers, Recruitment Consultants, Property Developers (incl Estate Managers), Plasterers, HR, Doormen/security, Taxi Drivers all come high in my list

[Section_31]

Recruitment consultants, a little slice of Holywood on every high street.

[Elmyn Noos]

I had to go for solicitors, only because you generally only go to them when you really have to, and they still fuck you over.

[wiiksie]

The job which ensures you are at the bottom of the food chain, ridiculed by all and not deserving to suck the sweat out of a dead donkeys ass:

 

Paparazzi.

[plonky]

I voted builders for their excellence in not turning up

[King Emlyn]

The job which ensures you are at the bottom of the food chain, ridiculed by all and not deserving to suck the sweat out of a dead donkeys ass:

 

Paparazzi.

Can't really argue with that. They truly are parrasites in the truest sense of the word.

[Elmyn Noos]

I very nearly went for builders as they have just royally fucked up an extension on my house. The new roof leaked despite their attempts to "fix the problem", so i got another roofer to look at it who said it was quite possibly the worst roofing job he'd ever seen, and charged me £700 to re-do the whole fucking shebang.

 

Fucking cowboys. I'd have got a solicitor onto them...

[Duff Man]

Definitely IT Support. It sucks so much

[RJ Fan club]

Royal Mail.

 

 

Posties don't get my goat, they are usually alright. But the sorting office staff are theiving bastards.

[Section_31]

Actually I hate Car mechanics far more than recruitment consultants.

 

Absolute scum the lot of them, especially when they start rubbing their chin and give it the 'oooh be carefull on those tyres, if you want I could do you four for 240 'all in', at least you'd be nice and legal then.'

 

Most of them are thick as fuck but know they've got everyone by the balls. Twats.

[rondeco]

Builders. Pompous cunts.

[Elmyn Noos]

Haha - the old "quite possibly the worst ( whatever ) I've ever seen, let me do it again from scratch for 40% more than you paid before" line.

 

I went for Estate Agents because some solicitors can be ok. Not brilliant or nice or cool, just "ok". I've even known some solictors to be helpful, and to do little bits without charging extra. Obviously, somehow, the genetic profile of solicitors has been contaminated in some way. Who knows? In 200 years they might all be volunteers!

 

Estate Agents are all evil lying bastards though. The lot of them. Pretending to be friendly, pretending to care, pretending that the person who has two houses to sell, one of which isn't even his until his Dad's will is settled, is actually a "cash buyer".

 

Builders can be bad, but again some of them actually turn up on the day they are meant to, at the time they are meant to - and actually have all the stuff they need with them! Yes that's right, sometimes a builder arriving on time doesn't actually say, "Sorry bud, we can't do your job today because those twats at ( wherever ) have sent me the wrong size woldoglers."

 

Customer services staff again can be bad. But not all of them. The worst ones are those who don't even bother to read the script in front of them and just spout crap at you, hoping you'll go away.

 

Taxi drivers only annoy you for brief moments of time, not long enough for it to be an issue. Then again that's down to your ability to slam on quickly when they pull out of a bus stop without indicating, not because they are nice people. And more often than not you're pissed when they take the 6 mile detour to get you home, or leave the meter running when they stop to chat to one of their mates.

 

The second roofer that did the repairs is a mate of a mate, so I don't think he ripped us off. The fuckers that built the extension and the dodgy roof were unbelievable. Not long after they'd finished, it pissed it down, and water came in through their new roof. They sent the roofer out who'd put the roof on, and this is a transcript word for word of what happened as he looked up at the roof with me stood next to him:

 

Me: It's obviously a problem with the bit where the roof meets the wall, because that's where the water seems to be coming into the kitchen.

 

Deputy Dawg: hmmmm...

 

Me: Do you think you'll be able to sort it now because obviously we can't have rain pissing into the house?

 

Deputy Dawg: hmmm...

 

Me: Is there something wrong?

 

Deputy Dawg: hmmm... you haven't got a ladder have you?

 

I wish I was fucking joking.

[Elmyn Noos]

Did you let his tyres down? For starters?

 

He needed his van to go and get his ladder.

[Elmyn Noos]

I thought builders wouldn't go near a job now without 900 quids' worth of scaffolding anyway.

 

It was only a one storey extension, so a ladder, pretty much any fucking ladder, would have sufficed.

 

Still makes my fucking blood boil. "Have you got a ladder"?? "No, I fucking haven't you fucking cunt because I'm not a fucking roofer"

[Anubis]

I had to go for solicitors, only because you generally only go to them when you really have to, and they still fuck you over.

I agree with you. They're complete twats aren't they.....

[Red Nick]

I dont think you can class Twats by the job they do.

 

I voted other, probably Trafic Wardens but then if thats the only job you can get and your kids have got to eat then does that make you a twat?

 

I know a couple of real twats that are teachers and I know of couple of really nice blokes who are estate agents

 

Obviously there are certain professions that are worse than others but somebody might have a twatish job but that doesnt make them a twat

[Newport]

Estate agents are cunts no matter what country you live in. It's not a profession it's a mental disorder.

[Sut]

Taxi drivers.

[moxter]

Would have said solicitors but then I bone one, thus I get fed quite well and reckon I should give a little loyalty. Estate agents get my bullet in every way. No, the frocking market is NOT rising in this particular area. Yes, I CAN get a frocking three bedroom flat for rent for that money round here - your competitor had one a couple of weeks ago. Ha, you twat, don't try and pretend that back door opens normally, the lock's gubbered and you're making a twunt of yourself trying to open it.

[DJLJ]

If there is a profession that stand out in the above Poll, it is certainly Human Resources. Now what the fuck do they do, why the fuck do we need them, when they get asked, they don't know. Absolute waste of space every single one of them. But get rid of all the above and Utopia iis descending on us..

[The Chief]

I went for solicitors, because, how many times have you seen a story of a dirty little scumbag and thought how can anyone defend that? Take this perverted cunt who's just been done for child porn, some fucker defended him, and they'll defend anyfuckingbody. Scum of the Earth!

[Guest TK-421]

I went for solicitors, because, how many times have you seen a story of a dirty little scumbag and thought how can anyone defend that? Take this perverted cunt who's just been done for child porn, some fucker defended him, and they'll defend anyfuckingbody. Scum of the Earth!

 

Everyone should have the right to legal representation and a fair hearing.

[wiiksie]

I went for solicitors, because, how many times have you seen a story of a dirty little scumbag and thought how can anyone defend that? Take this perverted cunt who's just been done for child porn, some fucker defended him, and they'll defend anyfuckingbody. Scum of the Earth!

Innocent until proven guilty? Mean anything? How do we enforce that basic human right without a legal defense?

[Harry Squatter]

You should have put car mechanics on there - someone smacked the boot of my car last year and I took it to a mechanic "recommended" by my insurance company in Bank Hall. He wanted £450 for a ten hour job to iron out a few nicks on my boot, I tried to break it down parts and labour and he could only justify £150 of it. I went to another garage and he did it for £115, a two hour job.