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Does your cat look like hitler?

plonky

By plonky,
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:D

 

"Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you."

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Karl_b Grand Master

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The cat next door to me is a re-incarnation of Hitler, its extremely cruel to any birds or frogs it finds and is always looking for an opportunity to invade our house and claw anything it can reach. Their other cat breathes like Dart Vader.

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Neil G Grand Master

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I love the "We love Kitlers" and "We HATE Kitlers" sections. Especially Alison, who isn't Jewish but would quite like to be?!

 

I feel for the first time in my life that I have no sense of humour: no cat deserves any connection with Hitler. (am not Jewish, but would quite like to be, but I do really like cats)

- Alison

 

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay

- Evan

 

I think u should die u stupid geek that is so mean to the cats its not funny its just plain mean I feel so sorry for the cats close this site down or die

- Dominic from Philip Morant School in Essex (living proof that the education of Britain's youth is proceeding wonderfully well. Not)

 

I myself think this site is a disgrace.:( Hitler killed everything living thing there was and he would kill these cute cats if he was still here. Thank you.

- Rockell (no, thank YOU, Rockell, for such a polite "I hate Kitlers" email)

 

 

:D :D :D

 

Great spot SM! Shame the site appears to be moderated by Mark Lawrenson though.

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CharleyKnight Experienced

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Couldn't agree more. Dogs are awesome. Ive got a golden retriever and he's fucking ace. Cats are fucking idiots. I hate cats.

 

Correction.

 

Charley Knight has now come to realise that cat's aren't fucking idiots. I have realised that my comments over a year ago where immature and un called for. I have now matured up and come to realise that felines are actually spot on. This is due to the fact that I had a cat in Greece. She was a stray and she was the best fucking thing ever. Smart, loyal and she made me laugh too. My Dad's looking after her and he says the same, she's fucking boss. Dogs are always going to be Charley Knight's favourite but thanks to my experience with the bes cat ever, felines are a close second.

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