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[Monkeywool]

 

Crouch points to the Kop before putting his hand to his ear

[Stu Monty]

 

Kofi Annan's denial of shade-theft fails to quieten U2 frontman's anger

[Guest attacking_play]

 

We've digitally removed Peter Crouch from this picture. Please mark an X where you think he is.

 

The relative height difference, would obviously have Shearer sucking on Crouchino's cock, as Crouchino stands in front of him.

[Guest attacking_play]

but of course you knew that already

[Stu Monty]

 

Essien's claims that he was going for the ball were convincing nobody.

[bri]

 

Aint gettin on no damm plane, shruppp fool

[05 Milan]

 

Essien's claims that he was going for the ball were convincing nobody.

 

this one would've been deleted for sure. great stuff Stuart

[Kopite]

Shearer joins Igor Appreciation Society.

"Michael told me it was this big".

[05 Milan]

 

Ferreira: You'll be over him eventually, he has terrible hair anyway

[RedKnight]

At Lampard's request, Cole assumed the position.

 

[05 Milan]

 

- Hey lads, isn't that...? Bloody hell, it's Edwin Congo!

 

 

Gerrard: Edwin? Where? Outta my way you fools!

 

Shearer: No way Steven, he's signing for us!

 

 

Gerrard: Signing for you lot? Yer havin a laugh mate! Tell him Crouchy!

 

 

- Hey Congo? What's all this "Crouchamaniac"-bollocks?

[Kurt]

 

Whatcyagonna do?... You cant book me for simply runnin` wild!

[Hermes]

 

Doctor: "I think you might miss the 2nd leg".

[Hoohellhee]

 

Riise's annual medical confirmed what many fans had long suspected.

[Paul]

 

- Hey lads, isn't that...? Bloody hell, it's Edwin Congo!

 

 

Gerrard: Edwin? Where? Outta my way you fools!

 

Shearer: No way Steven, he's signing for us!

 

 

Gerrard: Signing for you lot? Yer havin a laugh mate! Tell him Crouchy!

 

 

- Hey Congo? What's all this "Crouchamaniac"-bollocks?

Gotta love some Big Eddie C vibes.

[Erik T]

 

Celebrations on Anfield are running wild.

 

OR

 

Villareal manager: We had to call Puma to have an XXXXL shirt made!

[Stu Monty]

 

Middlesborough V Blackburn: "The Beautiful game"

 

 

 

 

Upson's first succesful penalty area challenge in 116 appearances brought joy to the blues.

 

 

 

Yokahama crowd unhappy with Morientes' impressions

[05 Milan]

 

Gerrard had to smile when he saw the joy on the faces of the japanese children as Parry pulled out the balloon animals.

[kop]

Annuitants day on the training ground became too mutch for Rooney.

 

[kop]

Can I roundhouse him now? No? WhatamIgonnado then brutha?

 

 

I swear to God, send me off or he'll go wild on me again!

[kop]

Fan reaction after Villareal unveiled Josemi as their new right back.

 

[Erik T]

Hey Kop, is that picture from a Japanese shouting contest? Just wondering, like.

[Stu Monty]

 

 

*take him on or dive....take him on or dive....decisions, decisions*

 

 

 

"Follow orders damn it...HOOOOOOF IT!!"

 

 

 

"Get in there! Three corners in a half, we fucking rule!"

 

 

 

"Oh Yeah...England job here I come baby!"

[kop]

Hey Kop, is that picture from a Japanese shouting contest? Just wondering, like.

 

I have no idea.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

 

John Terry suddenly realises how big Crouchamania really is

 

 

Also

 

 

No caption, just my favourite picture of the past 12 months