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The struggle of Liverpool owners Bill Hicks and George Gillet to refinance their £350m debt facility by the end of next month would seem to threaten the club's plans to build its own stadium on Stanley Park. Liverpool declined to comment, but it is understood they maintain it is business as usual. We all know the owners and outgoing CEO are clowns, but we're now co-owned by a 15-year dead comedian? Things are looking up.

Pete Wylie sent out a nice tribute on his email list: TONY WILSON DIED TONIGHT [AS DID ANTHONY H.WILSON ;two distinct people] I LOVE TONY I WILL MISS TONY.AND ANTHONY... there's a myth flies round that tony hated liverpool. not true what IS true is tony loved manchester! and as we all know,our local loyalties always beat general overvirew... jeeeez...if only liverpool...or birmingham...or boro...or glasgow...EVERYWHERE!...Had a a tony wilson,we'd ALL be better off... i'm fuckin GUTTED... seeing the pistols on his show 'so it goes' was more important than 'anarchy',or the pistols' shows i saw... cos I saw johnny's EYES!-the whole truth... ---

Come on people, it's clearly: "Elvis was a hero to most/ But he never meant shit to me you see/ Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain/ Motherfuck him and John Wayne." Or am I showing my age? Back to lurking, then...

And scores the winner: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed_Sissoko

Riise's annual medical confirmed what many fans had long suspected.

Ah, Mr Morgan. Who is looking after the daleks while you're here?

And (assuming we're not already out of the running by then) won't this be the fourth time in five seasons that we've been relying on the last game of the season to ensure Champions League qualification? They're probably doing it on purpose, For the fans, like. To say thanks for your support/money and to give us a "cup final" at the end of every year.