Your favourite muslim?

[Spy Bee]

Only one winner for me, Muhammad Ali!

 

Momo Sissoko is rapidly climbing the charts and I also quite like Amir Khan.

[Naz17]

Muhammad Ali without a doubt, otherwise that Iranian comedian, forgot the name, proper hilarious.

[cochcaer]

Cat Stevens, who became a muslim and called himself Mother Shabooboo.

[Big Ig]

Borat

[Kopite]

Borat

 

LOL.

 

Omid Djalili is the name I think you are looking for as regards the Iranian comedian (he was in "Gladiator" and "The Mummy").

[Kopite]

Rashid ;)

[Stu Monty]

Apu. He edges out Ali due to his access to snacks 24 hours a day.

[Naz17]

LOL.

 

Omid Djalili is the name I think you are looking for as regards the Iranian comedian (he was in "Gladiator" and "The Mummy").

Yeah that's the guy, well funny.

[Naz17]

Apu. He edges out Ali due to his access to snacks 24 hours a day.

No he doesn't because he's a Hindu, not a muslim.

[Spy Bee]

No he doesn't because he's a Hindu, not a muslim.

Make sure you claim him as a symbol of cool for your religion

;)

[Stu Monty]

No he doesn't because he's a Hindu, not a muslim.

 

In that case the tax-dodging slacker and his shitty attitude can get to fuck!!

 

oy yeah, just remembered Homer offering Ganesh a peanut!! :D

[Naz17]

In that case the tax-dodging slacker and his shitty attitude can get to fuck!!

 

oy yeah, just remembered Homer offering Ganesh a peanut!! :D

Excuse me? I think you'll find him to be the most hard working character on the Simpsons, guy even takes bullets for his job.

[Kopite]

Excuse me? I think you'll find him to be the most hard working character on the Simpsons, guy even takes bullets for his job.

 

"Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you" ;)

[Elmyn Noos]

No he doesn't because he's a Hindu, not a muslim.

same thing innit?

 

Don't know any muslims. Muslims are forbidden in the Ronnie to associate with blokes who own a decent pair of trainers, for they are the work of satan.

[Dave H]

Excuse me? I think you'll find him to be the most hard working character on the Simpsons, guy even takes bullets for his job.

 

Loved the episode with James Woods......... :D

[Nunavut Patrick]

Got a couple- I played footie with few years back- one a CB called Rafi and the other played MF and was called Hamid.

 

They ruled because they didn't drink, and therefore were more pints after the match for the good Catholics like myself. Then I could go out, cheat on my wife, masturbate in public, swear, run out of the pub and not pay the bill and confess it all to Father Joe on Sunday and fell better. I told him I'd worry aboot that pennance he was always yapping to me when I meet Pete at the gates.

[SharQ]

Gotta love how "your favourite muslim" gets "Pro Comedians For Hire" as a google advertisement

 

teeheeee.

[Guest L11FC]

Jesus Christ he was a muslim, so was Moses etc

[Hermes]

Minjita, a lesbian I once new.

[Dave H]

Minjita, a lesbian I once new.

 

Was that written with Tounge firmly in cheek :D

[Paul]

Mo and Abdul, two Sudanese dudes I used to work with. Mo was the sunniest, nicest bloke you could ever meet and Abdul was the most laid back. He was also a former international footballer for Sudan, apparently.

[xabi the red]

Mr T.

He was hard as nails and pitied fools. Strength and compassion combined. Job done.

[Elmyn Noos]

Mr T.

He was hard as nails and pitied fools. Strength and compassion combined. Job done.

Was Mr.T a muslim? That's why he aint never gettin on no airplane! He knew even then. Dodgy muslim mother fucker.

[Kev Saunderson]

Was Mr.T a muslim? That's why he aint never gettin on no airplane! He knew even then. Dodgy muslim mother fucker.

 

Post of the decade.

[Hermes]

Mr T was appearing in a pantomine at The Liverpool Empire a few years ago. Somebody I know saw him in a launderette in Park Road washing his clothes, true story.

 

Anyone saying "Oh, no he wasn't" will be treated with the respect it deserves.