The Post Your Sandwich Thread

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

That joke is of the right pedigree.

 

You're canine me here 

[Anubis]

26 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My best mate has upped and left Runcorn and hot stepped down to the town I live in in Suffolk. He’s got his own digs now but he’s coming round every morning and making me a bacon and mushroom butty. It’s great. 
 

No pictures though, I’ve already ate it. 

Take one for the Poosflash thread when it comes out the other side.

[Bjornebye]

Turdseye de-railing the thread with his brokeback mountain shit. Dave, shut it the fuck down 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Turdseye de-railing the thread with his brokeback mountain shit. Dave, shut it the fuck down 

Do I detect a hint of jealousy here?

 

Anyway, back on clock. I like to make a Dagwood now and then. Usually lasts a couple of sittings as there is so much in there. 

[Fugitive]

It’s alright, CD will be along soon to showcase a Rice Pudding & Pea Butty or some shite like that.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

It’s alright, CD will be along soon to showcase a Rice Pudding & Pea Butty or some shite like that.

 

It better not be tinned ambrosia shit or Clem will get his Ascot hat on and start Hyacinth Bouqueting the fuck out of him 

[Fugitive]

Even Jacob Rees-Mogg thinks Clem is a snobby bastard.

[Captain Turdseye]

A big snobby green bastard. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

All these tories slagging my sarnie off without posting their own..... fucking shameless 

 

Ah man - missed it by a few days.

 

We had corned beef stacked high on rye a few nights ago for supper. Give it some time.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Cress curry rep.

Images of a dog with diarrhoea wiping it's arse on the lawn from that description.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

All these tories slagging my sarnie off without posting their own..... fucking shameless 

Why would we want to steal your limelight? 

[Tony Moanero]

I can’t remember the last time I had a sandwich, but I like to keep things simple.

Cheese (cheddar) and onion on untoasted or toasted bread.
 

Ham salad - lettuce and tomato - on wholemeal bread.
 

Corned beef (not the tinned stuff), tomato and Branston Pickle on white bread.
 

Gherkin and pickled onion on the side. Olives if I’m feeling adventurous.

 

[Remmie]

Was just watching a YouTube video where they were extolling the virtues of bacon, cheddar and cherry jam sandwiches, the bread was a baguette. I have been contemplating trying a veggie version swapping Halloumi with the bacon. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Fugitive said:

It’s alright, CD will be along soon to showcase a Rice Pudding & Pea Butty or some shite like that.

 

Fried Spam with Tiger bread.

 

[TD_LFC]

It's missing an egg.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pork sausage, Smoked Streaky Bacon abd a couple of eggs on a bin-lid with tomato sauce. Mushrooms optional. Ham,Cheese and Onion Crisps and Picallili.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

It's missing an egg.

A fried egg in a sarnie is like shagging Rita Ora without a Johnny.

[Clem H Fandango]

12 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A fried egg in a sarnie is like shagging Rita Ora without a Johnny.

 

she does have fried eggs for tits. its a no from me.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Was just watching a YouTube video where they were extolling the virtues of bacon, cheddar and cherry jam sandwiches, the bread was a baguette. I have been contemplating trying a veggie version swapping Halloumi with the bacon. 

This obsession with Bacon they have nowadays. Bacon belongs on a fry up and doesn't belong being undercooked and wrapped around a cocktail stick sausage at christmas. Nor does it belong on a dinner time butty unless as part of a fry up. Bring bacon home!

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This obsession with Bacon they have nowadays. Bacon belongs on a fry up and doesn't belong being undercooked and wrapped around a cocktail stick sausage at christmas. Nor does it belong on a dinner time butty unless as part of a fry up. Bring bacon home!

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Yes. From under the fried egg and mushrooms.

[Numero Veinticinco]

25 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This obsession with Bacon they have nowadays. Bacon belongs on a fry up and doesn't belong being undercooked and wrapped around a cocktail stick sausage at christmas. Nor does it belong on a dinner time butty unless as part of a fry up. Bring bacon home!

Sorry, you can’t diss bacon butties and pigs in blankets in one post and expect to remain in-negged. 

[TheHowieLama]

"We have bacon cheeseburger on the line - go ahead sir,"

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This obsession with Bacon they have nowadays. Bacon belongs on a fry up and doesn't belong being undercooked and wrapped around a cocktail stick sausage at christmas. Nor does it belong on a dinner time butty unless as part of a fry up. Bring bacon home!

The youtuber who said this was a good ole boy in his mid fifties, so he isn't one of these new fangled hairdo wannabe choir boy hipster hop artists we've been hearing on the tiktoks. No doubt.

[TD_LFC]

It's not a million miles away from something like a Ham, Brie and Cranberry sandwich or even a Monte Cristo.