Other Football 22/23

[Bobby Hundreds]

The space city create. Don't know why we are trying to shove our whole team apart from the centrebacks and Fabinho into the oppositions back line mostly on the flanks. Nice spaces between forwards midfield and defence. 

[Captain Howdy]

Tell you what, no matter what fates await Stevie he’s never going bald, head on him like a fucking werewolf 

[cloggypop]

Webcam wanker Ashley Young is still a professional footballer? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Yeah I think he gave grafts to Shaquiri fuck head like a sea otter.

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Tell you what, no matter what fates await Stevie he’s never going bald, head on him like a fucking werewolf 

Only man on the planet with an intruding hairline. 

[No2]

No-one pressures them or leaves a foot in. We have Fulham, Utd, Newcastle and Everton leave their souls on the pitch, absolutely 100% given in every moment, City are just let have the ball until someone falls asleep. They're a torturous watch. 

[Captain Howdy]

3 minutes ago, No2 said:

No-one pressures them or leaves a foot in. We have Fulham, Utd, Newcastle and Everton leave their souls on the pitch, absolutely 100% given in every moment, City are just let have the ball until someone falls asleep. They're a torturous watch. 

I think teams are terrified of them, we don’t seem to instill the same fear, in fairness at the moment why would we.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Newcastle went for city. 

[Captain Howdy]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Newcastle went for city. 

True

[El Rojo]

Hearing City are willing to go big in January to bring Gerrard’s hair to Pep. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just now, Captain Howdy said:

I think teams are terrified of them, we don’t seem to instill the same fear, in fairness at the moment why would we.

We play such a high line with huge spaces between our midfield and defence that every single team knows they have a chance. We hand out hope like an 80s grandad handed out 20 pence pieces.

[No2]

7 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Newcastle went for city. 

I didn't see that game, this is one a mirror image of the West Ham game which I did see. City are no better than is when you go for them, De Bruyne just got done for speed by Ashley Young who is 37, Gundogan is as slow as anything we have. Get about the cunts and leave a foot in.

[El Rojo]

Giroud still knocking them in. Always liked him as a striker. 

[Em City]

3 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Giroud still knocking them in. Always liked him as a striker. 

 

If he had pace, he would be one of the great strikers of the last 20 years.

[Captain Howdy]

4 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Giroud still knocking them in. Always liked him as a striker. 

Aye, good player, seems a decent lad as well.

[Em City]

Rafael Leao is going to be special.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Haaland again, right place as usual.

[Freddo]

What a fucking mess from the keeper 

[Captain Howdy]

Like shelling peas. Anybody thinks these aren’t hoovering up yet another title really isn’t paying attention 

[dockers_strike]

Joke fucking keeping by Martinez there!

[waddy78]

1 minute ago, Freddo said:

What a fucking mess from the keeper 

Remember when we had goalkeepers who used to do that, thank fuck we got Ali.

[Freddo]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

Remember when we had goalkeepers who used to do that, thank fuck we got Ali.

Yeah we’ve had a few of them, you’d be pulling your hair out. Soft cunt that Martinez. 

[Captain Howdy]

FFS

[bizzle10]

The only good thing about being shite is there wont a nerve jangling bowel clenching title race with these oil cheats

[Megadrive Man]

7 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Like shelling peas. Anybody thinks these aren’t hoovering up yet another title really isn’t paying attention 

They will win it by 20+ points this season.

 

Best league in the world!