Golf - The Masters 2022

[Captain Turdseye]

Correction - Paddy will take it. Need a miracle now. 

[TheHowieLama]

The Magic Mullet unraveling here.

[TheHowieLama]

Assuming Hovland is stinking the place out as you know who hasn't posted.

[sir roger]

BBC Sport

 

Tommy Fleetwood, after a 75 yesterday, starts with birdies on 2 and 3 to move up the leaderboard and away from danger. At least somebody with Everton connections is going in the right direction.

 

[3 Stacks]

Ffs, here comes the Tiger 76 @Captain Turdseye

[Captain Turdseye]

If this wind keeps up, all it will take is one lucky round during the weekend and almost anybody could win. 
 

I looked at Willett when I was looking for outsiders to go on e/w and he was 150/1 at the start. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

The Magic Mullet unraveling here.

My boy is shitting the bed.

[3 Stacks]

Tiger can stay in this. What a shot on 10.

[KMD7]

16 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Tiger can stay in this. What a shot on 10.

Not watching it. What score is he on, thanks.

[3 Stacks]

5 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Not watching it. What score is he on, thanks.

+1. Leader at -4. He has a tough par putt on 11 coming up tho.

 

Edit: he missed it. +2

[3 Stacks]

Another bogey. Will just stop posting haha.

[TheHowieLama]

There is no chance of him winning - he looks to be missing the cut if he can't stop the bleeding.

[Captain Turdseye]

@sir roger Another footy acca won tonight (£115 off a £10 stake) and I went on a slot this morning and won £75 on the third 30p spin. I’m on one of my best ever rolls at the moment. 
 

Stop slagging my gambling skills off on every thread NOW. 
 

Tips for the National are PM only and I will be taking a percentage. 

[TheHowieLama]

El Tigre gonna make the cut.

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

He was high up in the rankings anyway for being a runner-up specialist and then he went and won three tournaments in about five weeks. 

Looking like #1 right now.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Looking like #1 right now.

Indeed. Feels like now’s the time he’ll grab a major or two before fading back into the pack like Koepka, Thomas, etc, did. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Indeed. Feels like now’s the time he’ll grab a major or two before fading back into the pack like Koepka, Thomas, etc, did. 

Add Spieth to that collection. I would add that clogger DeChambeau but since you said two that rules him out.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tiger’s played pretty good golf today except for that awful start and the two holes where Stacksy put the mockers on him. If he knocks a few putts in tomorrow he’s not totally out of it yet. 
 

Edit: posted that before The Scheff birdied 15 and hit it in close on 16. Some lead he’s got now if that drops. 

[Captain Howdy]

Got a funny feeling Scheffler might just nose this

[Captain Turdseye]

Got a makeable putt here to end today six shots clear…

 

Edit: Comes up short. Only a five shot lead. 
 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

@sir roger Another footy acca won tonight (£115 off a £10 stake) and I went on a slot this morning and won £75 on the third 30p spin. I’m on one of my best ever rolls at the moment. 
 

Stop slagging my gambling skills off on every thread NOW. 
 

Tips for the National are PM only and I will be taking a percentage. 

Well done, there's hope for me yet. 

I did a tenner on Aucanrisque in the 2.20 with PP giving me the money back as its way a free bet if it came 2nd 3rd or 4th. I was made up when it scrapped its way into 4th by a head. Then I realised I had pressed to use bonus money for the bet and got sweet fa.

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Well done, there's hope for me yet. 

I did a tenner on Aucanrisque in the 2.20 with PP giving me the money back as its way a free bet if it came 2nd 3rd or 4th. I was made up when it scrapped its way into 4th by a head. Then I realised I had pressed to use bonus money for the bet and got sweet fa.

I have made that same mistake loads of times!

 

Neither of mine in that particular offer have come in 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th at Aintree this time. I’m usually pretty lucky on that offer. -£20 so far. 

[TheHowieLama]

22 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Assuming Hovland is stinking the place out as you know who hasn't posted.

Pretty good round going today.

[3 Stacks]

JT is a freight train when he gets on a run. He'll be kicking himself for that 1st round.

[3 Stacks]

Every time I post about a guy, they start making bogies.