Golf - The Masters 2022

[Bjornebye]

Arguably my favourite golf tournament. 

 

 

Code I reckon your boy Hovland might win it. Him or DJ. 

 

What a course

 

 

[Carradona]

This would be a good time for Viktor to try and finish inside the top-10 in a Major, which I read earlier he has not yet done. 

 

The last 30 winners of this have all been by players inside the top-30 of the world rankings when they won it. So don't be wasting your money betting on outsiders for this.

[YorkshireRed]

Along with The Ryder Cup this is the golf tournament I enjoy the most. 
 

Quiet working week so I’ll have a few little bets. I’d like to see Rory win to erase his Augusta demons so I’ll avoid backing him. 
 

Not the worst sporting weekend ahead either. 

[Bjornebye]

They had a US golf pundit on SSN earlier bigging up Tommy Fleetwood for it. 

[Total Longo]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Along with The Ryder Cup this is the golf tournament I enjoy the most. 
 

Quiet working week so I’ll have a few little bets. I’d like to see Rory win to erase his Augusta demons so I’ll avoid backing him. 
 

Not the worst sporting weekend ahead either. 

I'd quite like to see Mcilroy never win another tournament, that would be nice.

[YorkshireRed]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They had a US golf pundit on SSN earlier bigging up Tommy Fleetwood for it. 

My mum backs Fleetwood at every major. She’s a primary reason why he’s never won one. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Total Longo said:

I'd quite like to see Mcilroy never win another tournament, that would be nice.

I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea and a United fan to boot, but one of my best mates absolutely hates him which makes me like him. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

I'd quite like to see Mcilroy never win another tournament, that would be nice.

Great shout here.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mum backs Fleetwood at every major. She’s a primary reason why he’s never one one. 

Hahaha. It would be good to see a European win it. 

[Total Longo]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea and a United fan to boot, but one of my best mates absolutely hates him which makes me like him. 

He definitely seems to be the ultimate marmite golfer. 

[Vincent Vega]

Looking forward to it, my favourite golf tournament along with The Open.
 

I’ve done the following bets:

 

Dustin Johnson to win

Xander Schauffele to win

Paul Casey each way

Joaquin Niemann each way

 

Interesting stat I heard the other day was that of the last 17 majors, there’s been 14 different winners with Koepka and Morikawa the only players to win more than one. 

[Total Longo]

Three reasons to dislike Mcilroy.

 

1) This 

 

2) Snubbing that kid an autograph at Hoylake after winning the Masters and then bringing Man U into the first sentence of his victory speech. The fact that that other whopper Poulter defended him just doubled the distaste

3) Saying a few years later that him getting a similar autograph snub off Roy Keane as a kid made him never want to snub anyone who asked him for one. Well...

[Bjornebye]

Tiger to announce in a few hours that he's playing apparently.

 

He's played a few practice rounds. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Anything on the same course every year and a restricted field shouldn't be named as a major. I might watch it if I can but it's my least favourite 'major' golf tournament. I'd love a black or non white player to win it and done a pair of shorts and a tee shirt saying 'Women Rule and There is No Such Thing as God.' Then take a shit in one of the bunkers.

[sir roger]

Just tried to find a picture of Roger Mellie shitting in a bunker at a Pro Celeb event with Jimmy Tarbuck, and proudly noted that the number 2 search on google ( the first is a Peter Cook cartoon on youtube of it ) is a post of mine on here from 2009.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve got a pic of me and some mates stood in a bunker after McIlroy won at Hoylake. I turned up to a golf tourney in combat shorts and flip flops but it’s still one of my favourite pictures. 
 

 

I was meant to be in Amsterdam this weekend with my bird but EasyJet cancelled our flights last night because they’ve got loads of people off with Covid. I think BA are having similar problems. Got everything refunded so it’s all good and on the back burner, so now I’ll be parking myself in front of the telly all weekend watching the golf, the National and the match on Sunday. It’s boss that Tiger’s gonna play. Imagine…
 

 

Straight tenner on Hovland to win. 
 

A few £1 e/w and £2 e/w bets on Patrick Reed, Paul Casey, Abraham Ancer and Seamus Power. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve got a pic of me and some mates stood in a bunker after McIlroy won at Hoylake. I turned up to a golf tourney in combat shorts and flip flops but it’s still one of my favourite pictures. 
 

 

I was meant to be in Amsterdam this weekend with my bird but EasyJet cancelled our flights last night because they’ve got loads of people off with Covid. I think BA are having similar problems. Got everything refunded so it’s all good and on the back burner, so now I’ll be parking myself in front of the telly all weekend watching the golf, the National and the match on Sunday. It’s boss that Tiger’s gonna play. Imagine…
 

 

Straight tenner on Hovland to win. 
 

A few £1 e/w and £2 e/w bets on Patrick Reed, Paul Casey, Abraham Ancer and Seamus Power. 

Isn't Langer 1000/1? I'm off the betting but that's got to be worth a quid e/w punt. Only because of that arl bastard Tom Watson winning me a few hundred at the Open (should have been a lot more if he didn't fuck it up) 

 

I'm still fuming at that was about 14 years ago. 

 

I bet you were like Andy Dufresne emptying the sand out of all them pockets. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Isn't Langer 1000/1? I'm off the betting but that's got to be worth a quid e/w punt. Only because of that arl bastard Tom Watson winning me a few hundred at the Open (should have been a lot more if he didn't fuck it up) 

 

I'm still fuming at that was about 14 years ago. 

 

I bet you were like Andy Dufresne emptying the sand out of all them pockets. 

That was a great Sunday of golf though. Was it Harrington who beat him in the end? That’s the kind of drama you want on the Sunday. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That was a great Sunday of golf though. Was it Harrington who beat him in the end? That’s the kind of drama you want on the Sunday. 

No. Ushers mate the walking cueball Cink in the play off. 

[Josef Svejk]

The Aussie with the mullet will win.

 

I'm told. 

[Vincent Vega]

2 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

The Aussie with the mullet will win.

 

I'm told. 

He won the Players Championship at Sawgrass and nobody who wins that ever goes on to win at Augusta.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tiger teeing off in 15 minutes…

 

 

Looks like Paul Casey has pulled out. There goes one of my bets. The Turdseye touch is working it’s magic already. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m all in on Tiger turning up today 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I’m all in on Tiger turning up today 

 

In the bunker off the first tee. Get in. 

[sir roger]

I'm leaving it until half way to make a punt. Shorter odds but at least you are not dead in the water after a round.