Greatest beers

[Sugar Ape]

No, I’m not looking for a list of beer brands you like but, based on this tweet, what are the greatest beers to have and the most overrated?

 

 

I’m going to go with the straight the pub after work beer as the greatest. Especially when you’re not in work the next day. 
 

Most overrated is the airport beer in the early hours. Every time I go away with my mates they’re dead excited about their first pint at 4.30am but it always tastes fucking horrible to me. 

[Remmie]

Don't really go out any more but nothing used to beat a nice cold bottle of bear in a steaming hot shower before a big night out

 

Except maybe a hot tub beer

[Remmie]

The worst is when you are trying to force some down for hair of the dog but it just isn't happening

[Bjornebye]

The Friday after work one but if I'm really honest....

 

The first one in the morning when your on a bender and wake up still pissed and put the music on....

 

"wake up and smell the offey"

 

The airport beers are superb. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Best? No idea, but the most overrated has to be Stella Artois. Like stale cats piss.

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The first one in the morning when your on a bender and wake up still pissed and put the music on....

 

Yep, the Breakfast Beer.

[Lee909]

The best beer is the one thrown away and replaced by whisky or bourbon 

[Trumo]

The beers you get served in an al fresco setting anywhere in Europe. Cold. Refreshing. Nice glass. Fit waitress. Lovely weather.

[Scott_M]

Football beer.

 

Like airport beer, it can be drank at any time.

[Numero Veinticinco]

The 'Haven't had a drink for ages because you've been working outside and have a dry mouth' beer. AKA 'The Thirsty Quencher'. 

 

[manwiththestick]

The "I haven't had a drink since NYE and just being on this thread is making me want a drink so much that a can of Labatts would taste like nectar of the gods" beer.

[Jairzinho]

The airport beer is fucking scruffy cunt behaviour.

 

I play the unmentionable on Sunday mornings, get back about 13:00, quick shower, and then fuck off to a nearby bar for a massive lunch out in the sun. That first beer while eating a massive plate of jamon. Ace.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

The airport beer is fucking scruffy cunt behaviour.

 

I play the unmentionable on Sunday mornings, get back about 13:00, quick shower, and then fuck off to a nearby bar for a massive lunch out in the sun. That first beer while eating a massive plate of jamon. Ace.

What are you on about you steamer. For a start it costs about a tenner a pint and secondly if you can plummet to earth like a fucking dart while sober then quite frankly you're the fucking scruff.

 

I bet you fly in flip-flops don't you asking the air-hostess for a "sex on the beach please Jeanette" after reading her name-tag as if your the first person she's ever had do that. 

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What are you on about you steamer. For a start it costs about a tenner a pint and secondly if you can plummet to earth like a fucking dart while sober then quite frankly you're the fucking scruff.

 

I bet you fly in flip-flops don't you asking the air-hostess for a "sex on the beach please Jeanette" after reading her name-tag as if your the first person she's ever had do that. 

I wouldn't wear flip-flops at the beach, you fucking blancmange. 

 

WE'RE HAVING A BEER AT 8AM WE'RE TOP LADS AREN'T WE?

 

No, you're a cunt.

[mattyq]

Lazy beer on holiday 

Beer in pub garden on a sunny bank holiday

Beer after playing sport... after cricket on hot day the first 3 barely touch the side

First after work on a Friday

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

I wouldn't wear flip-flops at the beach, you fucking blancmange. 

 

WE'RE HAVING A BEER AT 8AM WE'RE TOP LADS AREN'T WE?

 

No, you're a cunt.

You wouldn't get me broadcasting it like that like some Inbetweeners walrus from Warrington but I'll happily sit with a breakfast and a few pints quietly saying goodbye to everyone I ever cared about before I board certain death. 

 

You're a flip-flop. 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

You wouldn't get me broadcasting it like that like some Inbetweeners walrus from Warrington but I'll happily sit with a breakfast and a few pints quietly saying goodbye to everyone I ever cared about before I board certain death. 

 

You're a flip-flop. 

I bet you drink Carling.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I bet you drink Carling.

Not in a long time. Remmie put paid to that. 

 

Proper party boy you 

[Tony Moanero]

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I imagine Jairzinho was walking past that block shouting "you fucking scruffs" at them. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

12 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I bet you drink Carling.

Best sewer water I ever had, to be fair. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

The roasting hot day beer garden first beer 

[TheHowieLama]

The BBQ Beer -- when you have to start the fire in the early afternoon, then "tend to it."

[Sugar Ape]

4 hours ago, Lee909 said:

The best beer is the one thrown away and replaced by whisky or bourbon 

I love Whisky and, especially, Bourbon but you just can’t trust a man who doesn’t like beer. 
 

It’s an established fact that only eccentric deviants don’t like beer.  

[Lee909]

I will drink it, just not by choice very often. Why would I chose it over a far superior world of spirits. 

 

If I want something weaker than loads spirits in the heat ill have a ginger ale and rum. In the winter I'd much rather have a single malt.