The Snooker

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Aye, the original and best

The headaches the next day are almost worth it 

[lifetime fan]

Watched the year in the life documentary of Jimmy White today. 
 

Was gutted a childhood hero came across such a prick. 
 

The Ken Doherty story was funny as fuck though. 

[Bjornebye]

Great. Fucking great. 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/snooker/world-snooker-championship-off-postponed-coronavirus-calendar-a9414266.html

 

 

[johnsusername]

Very disappointing. Not a surprise but still. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Very disappointing. Not a surprise but still. 

Yeah no surprise but fuck me it would have made staying at home all day a lot easier. 

[Stickman]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Great. Fucking great. 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/snooker/world-snooker-championship-off-postponed-coronavirus-calendar-a9414266.html

 

 

Not sure why they can’t have it as they basically play with social distancing they could wear gloves and face masks so they wouldn’t affect anything...

Plus the no attendance thing is a no brainer as even a fart from the crowd gets them pissed off 

[sir roger]

Yes surely snooker is one sport where you could carry on while keeping to the isolation procedures. Two blokes three yards apart and a ref in the distance,  cut the handshakes out and play without a crowd. Could even do some testing of the players before the event,  I'm sure Barry Hearn can afford it.

[Stickman]

BBC showing classic Crucible matches Davis v Knowles on now and Higgins v Reardon final on tomorrow both from 1982.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Guest]

[The Golden Eel]

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Foul 

[Captain Turdseye]

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Negged. That ain’t no snooker table. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Negged. That ain’t no snooker table. 

Negged for the double negative.

[Captain Turdseye]

Revenge negging, eh? Did your mate Dunc teach you that on Koptalk?

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Revenge negging, eh? Did your mate Dunc teach you that on Koptalk?

Do they have negs and reps on koptalk? They do have here.

 

Revenge negged.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Do they have negs and reps on koptalk?

You tell me. You’re the one with a history on there. How much money did you give to fat Dunc for his inside scoops?

[Guest]

I did actually pay £10 for a year's membership  his very first Koptalk Insider. That service lasted about three weeks. I never used his site again. He's obviously a conman. There used to be a website called kraptalk that was a parody of it that was brilliant. It's gone now as far as I am aware.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

[Guest]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Where's the snooker table, John?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Where's the snooker table, John?

Do I know you?

 

Hilarious that you’ve spent four hours stewing over that, you boring twat. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Do I know you?

 

Hilarious that you’ve spent four hours stewing over that, you boring twat. 

Pardon?

[Captain Turdseye]

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Is there something you want to say? Rather than cyprtic riddles, just say it.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is there something you want to say? Rather than cyprtic riddles, just say it.

Pretty much already have, no?

 

You’re a boring revenge negging twat from Koptalk. It’s all there in black and white.