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Biggest Tech Cunt

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  1. 1. Who is the biggest tech cunt?

    • Mark Zuckerberg
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    • Elon Musk
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    • Bill Gates
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    • Steve Jobs (deceased)
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Elon Musk.   Even his name gets on my tits. Was in with Trump early on and spouts constant pointless shit for publicity 'we should build a base on the moon says Musk'. Yeah great, 'I should be spuds

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"This will mean working long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade," he said.   I'll let myself out Elon.   Thats the sort of shite

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Elon Musk and his wife or whatever she is, Grimes, has gotten a second child named "Exa Dark Sideræl Musk" shorted to Y. These fuckheads are just begging for their kids to be bullied in school because of their names. Fucking hell.

 

https://news.yahoo.com/exa-dark-sider-l-musk-143306794.html?_guc_consent_skip=1646927848

 

 

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Exa refers to the supercomputing term exaFLOPS, while Dark refers to “the unknown”.“People fear it but truly it’s the absence of photons. Dark matter is the beautiful mystery of our universe,” Grimes explained.

Sideræl, which Grimes pronounced “sigh-deer-ee-el,” is a “more elven” spelling of sidereal, the “true time of the universe, star time, deep space time, not our relative earth time,” the singer added.

According to Grimes, the name choice is also a reference to her favourite Lord of the Rings character, Galadriel, who she noted “chooses to abdicate the ring”.

 

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7 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Elon Musk and his wife or whatever she is, Grimes, has gotten a second child named "Exa Dark Sideræl Musk" shorted to Y. These fuckheads are just begging for their kids to be bullied in school because of their names. Fucking hell.

 

https://news.yahoo.com/exa-dark-sider-l-musk-143306794.html?_guc_consent_skip=1646927848

 

 

 

But Musk's kids wont be going to the local elimentary school where kids are called Ben, Jill, Jane and Eddie. They'll be in some posh school rubbing shoulders with kids with equally stupid names such as Flower Blossom, Utopia and heaven forbid Tesla!

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People like Musky because they judge him by his actions.  He supported the Canadian truckers and helped out the people of Ukraine with some internet by moving his space satellite thingy.  Musky is on a hot run of form.

 

In the wake of m'corona pandemic, it clearly has to be Bill Gates for his cosy relationship with the experimental vaccines and big farmer, closely followed by Zuckerberg for his role in big tech censorship cuntery.  

 

 

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20 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Elon Musk and his wife or whatever she is, Grimes, has gotten a second child named "Exa Dark Sideræl Musk" shorted to Y. These fuckheads are just begging for their kids to be bullied in school because of their names. Fucking hell.

 

https://news.yahoo.com/exa-dark-sider-l-musk-143306794.html?_guc_consent_skip=1646927848

 

 

 

I thought they'd split up (or consciously uncoupled or whatever).

 

Pair of fuckwits, hope the kids disown them when they grow up. He's a creepy cunt and she's a talentless bint.

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On 19/11/2017 at 14:49, Section_31 said:

Elon Musk.

 

Even his name gets on my tits. Was in with Trump early on and spouts constant pointless shit for publicity 'we should build a base on the moon says Musk'. Yeah great, 'I should be spuds deep in Kara Tointon says Section_31' 

 

His shite cars are always crashing and killing people. 

 

Plus, and most disturbingly, he didn't seem to exist until about four years ago - is he a  time traveller? 

 

Dishonourable mention for Zuckerberg, Went to a low level Facebook event once and there was all these tech types from Dublin who all referred to him as 'Mark' as though they know him. They reckoned he only wore the same grey t shirts every day 'so it was one less thing he had to think about, freeing his mind up for more important things'. 

 

The shithead had the brass neck a few months ago to post a picture of his laptop with tape of the webcam for 'privacy reasons', even though his company has made a career out of violating people's privacy'. He also only invented the thing so he could slag off students who wouldn't shag him. 

 

Fucking fanny-headed, card-counting oddball savant cunt. 

 

 

 

* Coughs *

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