Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

[Mook]

Can we do one of those official announcements on the club website telling him to stay the fuck in London please.

[The Guest]

He's not a centre mid but fair play to him. He knows we are the business and wants in.

[The Midnight Rambler]

I haven't been this excited since Joe Cole turned everybody down to come to us.

[Grinch]

He's not a centre mid but fair play to him. He knows we are the business and wants in.

 

More like he knows his limits and doesn't want to sit on their bench as back up to Moses.

[Lee909]

More like he knows his limits and doesn't want to sit on their bench as back up to Moses.

So he knows his limits not wanting to fight out with Moses for the RWB slot so want to join Liverpool to fight with Coutinho,Can Henderson,Milner,Wijaldum and Grujic for a midfield slot

[Grinch]

So he knows his limits not wanting to fight out with Moses for the RWB slot so want to join Liverpool to fight with Coutinho,Can Henderson,Milner,Wijaldum and Grujic for a midfield slot

 

He wants to play centre mid, that's never ever going to happen at Chelsea.   Let's hope it doesn't happen at Liverpool either.

[Guest]

He wants to play centre mid, that's never ever going to happen at Chelsea.   Let's hope it doesn't happen at Liverpool either.

But apparently he has been inspired by the career of Steven Gerrard. So surely he can play as well as Gerrard can. Right?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Nope. No. Definitely not. No thanks. Not today.

[The Guest]

More like he knows his limits and doesn't want to sit on their bench as back up to Moses.

You honestly think they'd pay the reported 40m and 200k a week wages for a RWB that was going to sit behind Moses? He'd have started every game. If anything he doesn't know his limitations because he doesn't suit central midfield. He's backing himself. We aren't exactly all over him in the press and haven't offered money for him. There's no way we would offer the same money as Chelsea and we also don't offer the same chance of trophies.

[Grinch]

 

 

But apparently he has been inspired by the career of Steven Gerrard. So surely he can play as well as Gerrard can. Right?

[billypilgrimnz]

Pass. Next.

[Boss]

He's played league football since he was 16. He's played 6 consecutive seasons of regular football with a team that's finished ahead of us 4 out of those 6 years. He has won 3 FA cups.

 

His manager is prepared to pay him 180k a week to stay. He is being courted by the Champions. He is not shit.

[Brownie]

He's played league football since he was 16. He's played 6 consecutive seasons of regular football with a team that's finished ahead of us 4 out of those 6 years. He has won 3 FA cups.

 

His manager is prepared to pay him 180k a week to stay. He is being courted by the Champions. He is not shit.

He hasn't played regularly. He's made of cheese.

[Dave D]

Dont do it Jurgen. Just dont

[Babb'sBurstNad]

He's played league football since he was 16. He's played 6 consecutive seasons of regular football with a team that's finished ahead of us 4 out of those 6 years. He has won 3 FA cups.

 

His manager is prepared to pay him 180k a week to stay. He is being courted by the Champions. He is not shit.

 

I read this like a "Who am I?" quiz question. I'd have guessed AoC right until I got to the last sentence.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He's played league football since he was 16. He's played 6 consecutive seasons of regular football with a team that's finished ahead of us 4 out of those 6 years. He has won 3 FA cups.

 

His manager is prepared to pay him 180k a week to stay. He is being courted by the Champions. He is not shit.

 

132 appearances since 2011. In all competitions.

 

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[Nasty Lizard]

So he doesn't fancy going to Chelsea and playing in the Shaun Wright-Philips role?
That's ironic seeing as he is the reincarnation of SWP
I don't see what he brings us other than a further an inflated wage bill.

Edit: Is he any good in goal?

[Em City]

And about 9 goals for one of the best attacking teams in the league.

 

If he's not shit, he's certainly not good enough for where we want to go.

[Saucepan]

Poor mans Jermaine Pennant

[aRdja]

[Dave D]

He's the kind of signing we have been incorrectly making for years, middle of the road premier league players, some improve but are no frills- Henderson, Wijnaldm etc . Some flop badly and are shipped off to somewhere like West Ham or Palace within a season.

 

None of them really live up to the billing.

 

The difference this time is that he doesnt even have a billing to live up to  

[Funkasy]

We are finally fucking of some of the midfielders that have kept us back the last few years

[deiseach]

132 appearances since 2011. In all competitions.

 

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And deprive me of my "Mr Wenger? Ronald Koeman on the line..." gag?  Fuck that.

[The Golden Eel]

Seems odd and very risky to me that OxyCham would be so public and so bold about where he wants to go unless he thought there was a significant chance he'll end up here?

[Russ Atmosphere]