Who is the sexiest woman from Merseyside ?

[Anubis]

That girl in the blue top will get more than she bargained for once she's identified and hauled into a police station for racially aggravated public order.

[Hooch]

Disgusting and shameful.

 

Cunts.

[GR10 LFC]

Seen that before on Facebook. Kenny birds defo

Anfield.....

That girl in the blue top will get more than she bargained for once she's identified and hauled into a police station for racially aggravated public order.

Already been found according to the Echo http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-arrested-over-footage-shocking-11003021

[Herp McDerp]

She's twenty one? Christ, she must have had some paper round, rough as fuck.

[Tony Moanero]

Seen that before on Facebook. Kenny birds defo

Kenny?

 

Do you reckon?

 

Is the one in jeggings not Dave Usher in drag?

[Anubis]

She's yer ma.

[Anubis]

That was such a sweet set up.

[Harry Squatter]

So many scally birds are just permanently angry. All they ever seem to do is argue with everyone over fuck all. You hear them on their phones screaming at the person on the other end when all they are probably talking about is what they are having for tea. Imagine being married to one and arguing with them over absolutely everything day in day out.

 

I think some sunbed shops put gamma rays when they retube the beds and turn them all into the hulk. That and all the beak and vodka.

[Section_31]

Yeah it's mental. Three of us decided to go into town about three years ago and my mate spotted this bird taking her shoes off and said something like 'be careful there's glass on the floor' and she went absolutely apeshit at him. Next thing a completely unrelated woman ran past and tried to kick me in the leg.

 

Sugar and spice and all things nice.

[Harry Squatter]

Ladies day at Aintree is like some scally birds equivalent of a trip.to Mecca.

 

My mate used to be a bouncer in some place in Concert Square and said the woman were worse than the men. Scratching them with their nails, spitting, punching and biting. One scally woman was dancing on the tables and they told her to get down, she tried to whack them with her high heeled shoes she had taken off, bit one of the other bouncers then when they threw her out she was threatening to get them all shot.

[Tony Moanero]

That was such a sweet set up.

Me ma models herself on Usher, you cunt.

[Chairman Meow]

That's not all she does on Usher. 

[Tony Moanero]

Ladies day at Aintree is like some scally birds equivalent of a trip.to Mecca.

 

My mate used to be a bouncer in some place in Concert Square and said the woman were worse than the men. Scratching them with their nails, spitting, punching and biting. One scally woman was dancing on the tables and they told her to get down, she tried to whack them with her high heeled shoes she had taken off, bit one of the other bouncers then when they threw her out she was threatening to get them all shot.

Women on average have a lower tolerance level to alcohol then men, yet tend to drink stronger drinks.

[Strontium]

Germaine Greer has a lot to answer for.

[Rico1304]

Ladies day at Aintree is like some scally birds equivalent of a trip.to Mecca.

 

My mate used to be a bouncer in some place in Concert Square and said the woman were worse than the men. Scratching them with their nails, spitting, punching and biting. One scally woman was dancing on the tables and they told her to get down, she tried to whack them with her high heeled shoes she had taken off, bit one of the other bouncers then when they threw her out she was threatening to get them all shot.

I'm going there this year, I shall be providing a full report.

[rubble-rouser]

Ladies day at Aintree is like some scally birds equivalent of a trip.to Mecca.

 

My mate used to be a bouncer in some place in Concert Square and said the woman were worse than the men. Scratching them with their nails, spitting, punching and biting. One scally woman was dancing on the tables and they told her to get down, she tried to whack them with her high heeled shoes she had taken off, bit one of the other bouncers then when they threw her out she was threatening to get them all shot.

 

I  wonder whether any forumites might have experience of being attacked by women in Concert Square?

[Boss]

So many scally birds are just permanently angry. All they ever seem to do is argue with everyone over fuck all. You hear them on their phones screaming at the person on the other end when all they are probably talking about is what they are having for tea. Imagine being married to one and arguing with them over absolutely everything day in day out.

 

I think some sunbed shops put gamma rays when they retube the beds and turn them all into the hulk. That and all the beak and vodka.

 

I have a theory that the reason behind why they're so confrontational about absolutely everything is because they learn their communication skills from the soaps. They all seem to watch them religiously and think that screaming the odds at everyone is the norm because that's how everyone communicates in Corrie.

[Harry Squatter]

I have a theory that the reason behind why they're so confrontational about absolutely everything is because they learn their communication skills from the soaps. They all seem to watch them religiously and think that screaming the odds at everyone is the norm because that's how everyone communicates in Corrie.

You are probably right on that. My sister in law goes off on one over virtually nothing and is always arguing over nothing with someone. She watches all the soaps religiously.

[Harry Squatter]

I wonder whether any forumites might have experience of being attacked by women in Concert Square?

Then place in question is called McCooleys. Used to be a scally hotspot.

[Hades]

Doing the rounds:

 

https://www.facebook.com/kwasie.mensah/posts/948879611862229

 

Don't understand the point of blaming individuals when you still have papers running negative stories about brown people every day for years on end. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Don't understand the point of blaming individuals when you still have papers running negative stories about brown people every day for years on end.

What the fuck? Are you permanently on the wind up?

[Hades]

What the fuck? Are you permanently on the wind up?

 

Only half the time. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Anybody else thinking that the main instigator would be a boss shag though?

 

Not saying she's fit. But she'd be filthy.

 

Needs to work on the blowie technique though.

[razor]

I have a theory that the reason behind why they're so confrontational about absolutely everything is because they learn their communication skills from the soaps. They all seem to watch them religiously and think that screaming the odds at everyone is the norm because that's how everyone communicates in Corrie.

 

Repped because I've been saying this for about 20 years.  Seriously.

 

It was a correlation I drew a long time ago, though it was EastEnders I was basing it on.  The default setting of 'other human beings are decent and non-threatening' has been replaced with a confrontational, antagonistic norm in whole swathes of the population.

 

Always looking for scandal and gossip.  Everything being made into a drama.

 

Exacerbated by social media, of course.

 

If you took away EastEnders, it would take probably 3-5 years, but the whole country would be happier.

[Anubis]

So many scally birds are just permanently angry. All they ever seem to do is argue with everyone over fuck all. You hear them on their phones screaming at the person on the other end when all they are probably talking about is what they are having for tea. Imagine being married to one and arguing with them over absolutely everything day in day out.

I read this about an hour before leaving the house. As I did so a woman was walking past, in her 40's, shouting down her mobile, arguing with what sounded like her partner, and banging on about how he was a dickhead, not her.

 

It brought a wry smile to my face.