Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[setreal]

Didn't we just get a new manninger?

 

Get aut of here!

[Arl arse]

Cunts down the road about to break the transfer record and we are getting a back up keeper,

Depressing times indeed

Everton are about to break the transfer record?

 

 

......Oh you mean the other cunts, carry on.

[Gym Beglin]

Cunts down the road about to break the transfer record and we are getting a back up keeper,

Depressing times indeed

If you look at things in very specific and misleading timeframes and ignore everything outside of your self-imposed parameters, yes, it must be very depressing to do that to yourself.

 

If you look at the wider picture of us having signed a top class keeper, centre back and winger, then you might feel better. If you then factor in the return of Danny Ings, the continuing emergence of Divock Origi, and the return of Joe Gomez and Lazar Markovic, then we're dealing with a lot of moving parts and huge potential.

 

Second season for Firmino, no idea of the ceiling of Ojo, and it remains to be seen what sort of player Grujic is, but he's 20 years old not 18, so he might surprise us.

[Captain]

Your half full glass just spilled over.

[Dr Nowt]

I smashed my glass and am now looking to maim someone with the shards.

[Jairzinho]

If you look at things in very specific and misleading timeframes and ignore everything outside of your self-imposed parameters, yes, it must be very depressing to do that to yourself.

 

If you look at the wider picture of us having signed a top class keeper, centre back and winger, then you might feel better. If you then factor in the return of Danny Ings, the continuing emergence of Divock Origi, and the return of Joe Gomez and Lazar Markovic, then we're dealing with a lot of moving parts and huge potential.

 

Second season for Firmino, no idea of the ceiling of Ojo, and it remains to be seen what sort of player Grujic is, but he's 20 years old not 18, so he might surprise us.

 

The return of Lazar Markovic, you say?

 

Unbelievable that everyone isn't 100% positive.

[Kevin D]

BREAKING NEWS Alex Manninger training with the club with a view to becoming third choice keeper, according to Tony Barrett.

 

I support Excessive Number of Average Goalkeepers FC, not Liverpool FC.

Klopp is trying to force Karius out.

[Nightcat]

If you look at things in very specific and misleading timeframes and ignore everything outside of your self-imposed parameters, yes, it must be very depressing to do that to yourself.

 

If you look at the wider picture of....

Yeah, look at the wider picture people..

 

The wider picture, outside the FSG frauds, the transfer fiascos, the ridiculous transfer policy, the self-imposed salary cap in the times of 100m per season tv rights, the consistent sale of our best players, the one League Cup in ten seasons of yank, parasitic ownership, finishing 8th in the League, with one Top 4 finish in 6 seasons.

 

The wider picture people...

[Duff Man]

Yep don't worry about what other clubs are doing, we're getting Markovic back!

[andyj]

Yeah, look at the wider picture people..

 

The wider picture, outside the FSG frauds, the transfer fiascos, the ridiculous transfer policy, the self-imposed salary cap in the times of 100m per season tv rights, the consistent sale of our best players, the one League Cup in ten seasons of yank, parasitic ownership, finishing 8th in the League, with one Top 4 finish in 6 seasons.

 

The wider picture people...

we could have a team full of messi's and owned by the richest man in the world and you would still bitch about it 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Glad to see one more person on the Markovic bus. I reckon he'll be good, and have been saying so ever since he was shit.

[Red House]

Christian Benteke's agent Kismet Eris has told Sky Sports there is nothing in the reports saying he is on the brink of leaving Liverpool.

 

[andyj]

Christian Benteke's agent Kismet Eris has told Sky Sports there is nothing in the reports saying he is on the brink of leaving Liverpool.

 

well thats just fucked up my best monday in years 

[Frankenhooker]

Christian Benteke's agent Kismet Eris has told Sky Sports there is nothing in the reports saying he is on the brink of leaving Liverpool.

 

There probably isn't until we agree to pay him off.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not even surprised. The most shocking part is that there's a bloke called Kismet.

[El Rojo]

If you look at things in very specific and misleading timeframes and ignore everything outside of your self-imposed parameters, yes, it must be very depressing to do that to yourself.

 

If you look at the wider picture of us having signed a top class keeper, centre back and winger, then you might feel better. If you then factor in the return of Danny Ings, the continuing emergence of Divock Origi, and the return of Joe Gomez and Lazar Markovic, then we're dealing with a lot of moving parts and huge potential.

 

Second season for Firmino, no idea of the ceiling of Ojo, and it remains to be seen what sort of player Grujic is, but he's 20 years old not 18, so he might surprise us.

'A lot of moving parts' is the greatest piece of business-speak never used by Brendan Rodgers. Respect.

[Nightcat]

we could have a team full of messi's and owned by the richest man in the world and you would still bitch about it

 

Bollocks, utter bullshit.

 

It is so easy for them to silence any critics. Just go out and buy ONE World Class midfielder and everyone will shut the fuck up. Everyone. But they won't do it, because they don't give a shit about winning any trophy.

[TheHowieLama]

Can't spell silverware without Gomez.

[liverpoolsno9]

If you look at things in very specific and misleading timeframes and ignore everything outside of your self-imposed parameters, yes, it must be very depressing to do that to yourself.

If you look at the wider picture of us having signed a top class keeper, centre back and winger, then you might feel better. If you then factor in the return of Danny Ings, the continuing emergence of Divock Origi, and the return of Joe Gomez and Lazar Markovic, then we're dealing with a lot of moving parts and huge potential.

Second season for Firmino, no idea of the ceiling of Ojo, and it remains to be seen what sort of player Grujic is, but he's 20 years old not 18, so he might surprise us.

So you're telling me we're gonna be ok?

[Denny Crane]

'A lot of moving parts' is the greatest piece of business-speak never used by Brendan Rodgers. Respect.

I read it as an unreleased John Henry open letter.

[andyj]

Bollocks, utter bullshit.

 

It is so easy for them to silence any critics. Just go out and buy ONE World Class midfielder and everyone will shut the fuck up. Everyone. But they won't do it, because they don't give a shit about winning any trophy.

you say bollocks but lets face it if they did buy a world class midfielder you would still find something that was wrong with said midfielder ......go on admit it you know you want to  :D

[Nightcat]

you say bollocks but lets face it if they did buy a world class midfielder you would still find something that was wrong with said midfielder ......go on admit it you know you want to  :D

They never bought a World Class midfielder. They never will. I admit I want to force something long and meaty in your mouth.

[ZonkoVille77]

Like an elephants trunk?

[andyj]

They never bought a World Class midfielder. They never will. I admit I want to force something long and meaty in your mouth.

that made me chuckle  you cant be that bad after all 

[Denny Crane]

You have to admire Southamptons dedication to get our money.

 

They have entered the German market and bought Hojbjerg from Bayern for us ( I know he's Danish).

 

Welcome to Liverpool Hojbjerg.