V West Ham

[Jennings]

Joe Allen punished for trying to rock the Jesus look.

[an tha]

Just look at that header from Allen.

 

Jesus fucking wept

[Hades]

Fucking bad miss by Hank Scorpio.

[Bladeofchaos]

Klopp keeps saying he wants to coach this team and not buy players, but in the end you cannot coach not being a massive fucking shithouse, and we have 11 plus of them. A team of yes men, no leaders, no fight. Shameful shit.

[Strontium]

Joe Allen getting into the positions Benteke has been failing to.

[Reds4Life]

Get a fucking spanner on yer neck

[Anubis]

Oh, the Welsh Jesus is on. Impact sub.

[DirkDiggledinho]

Too comfortable for West Ham this. 

 

We need some players who can fight. We get beat by far too many half decent outfits who have some muscle and pace. With all the money in the Premier League almost every team can offer that now. So we have to match it, and hopefully with better spending power and a bit more quality, we can then kick on. 

 

On today's evidence we are quite some way from top four quality, and at present I have no confidence before a match that we are going to win. There is a certain inevitability about it all. 

 

Klopp has a big job on his hands. Hopefully we'll see one or two come in this month to improve it right away. 

 

If we don't we are giving up on this season, and that is unacceptable.

[El Rojo]

Klopp has to shoulder some of the blame today. Setting up to play Benteke as a lone striker was mental. He's fucking rubbish and affects the whole team with his zero mobility

He'd no choice. Lallana probably needed the rest and we've nobody else in the position.

[Preston Red]

To think I stopped working on my HNC assignment to watch this shite. Polymers and Young's Modulus isn't that bad after all.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

                 Mig

Clyne Skrtel Sakho Smith

               Can

      Henderson Milner

    Firmino    Coutinho

           Sturridge 

 

keep

 

Gomez

Ibe 

Teixera 

Rossiter 

Flanno

Ings 

Origi 

 

Thats it, the rest of the squad should be bin bagged at the first chance. Sell Benteke, Lallana, Moreno, Lucas, Allen and Lovren for what we can get for them. Release Bogdan and Enrique.

 

Agree with that but tbf we need an upgrade on Mingolet and Lovren has been our best defender under Klopp, I'd keep him. I'd also be tempted to sell Coutinho while his stock is still high. If we could get 35-40 million off a Spanish club we'd be fucking them over for a change. 

[magicrat]

Fuck off Allen. Twat 

[ZonkoVille77]

Clyne flatters to deceive. He offers fuck all going forward.

If the others did their jobs then Clyne would never be an issue. A bunch of pussies that prick Rodgers assembled. Ruined the team. It's going to take years to get back to any sort of level.

[billypilgrimnz]

Just look at that header from Allen.

 

Jesus fucking wept

Thing is, replace Allen with literally ANYONE in the team, and I wouldn't have bet on any of them to score that. We are gash.

[jimmycase]

Clyne flatters to deceive. He offers fuck all going forward.

 

Smith has come on when we're chasing the game. He's only had to play part of the game.

[diamondjoe]

Just missing that bit of quality in the final third, middle third and first third.

[magicrat]

He'd no choice. Lallana probably needed the rest and we've nobody else in the position.

Firmino as a false 9 would have been the least worse option

[Red Phoenix]

Glad I missed most of that. Please make some signings, this team really isn't working.

[jsjazz]

That Allen miss sums us up really. Huff and puff, when we finally do get a chance we fuck it up 9 times out of 10. While the opposition cut through us at will and score with most of their chances.

Dunno what the answer is. Rely on Klopp I suppose to turn it around slowly. The worry is he may think sod this I made a mistake taking this on and buggers off.

[Preston Red]

It's like playing a game on FIFA and constantly running into defenders while holding sprint. Fucking shite!

[Bobby Hundreds]

How do you fix this, without totally ripping it apart.

[Preston Red]

Thank.fuck.for.that!

[Jairzinho]

Fantastic performance.

[an tha]

What is puzzling me is how we look so unlike a Klopp team.

 

I realise our side is full of shithouses and poor players but surely they can be drilled into playing a certain way - there looks to be no evidence of a style of play being in place, it is just aimless and with all the usual failings still as evident as ever.

 

I would have expected us to at least have adopted a style of play that looks like a Klopp team by now.

[Arl arse]

West Ham done the double over us.