Commonwealth Games Glasgow 2014

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Top shock news on Reporting Scotland here tonight

So no different to English news then, build them up and then revel in breaking the news that they failed. 

[Champ]

I turned over from BBC 3 where is watched the squash to BBC 1 just in time to hear lineker ask;

 

So why does Britain produce so many good breast strokers.

 

I thought of here.

 

Go on, then, this is the only male group I have any experience of, how typical or otherwise are you?

[Champ]

So no different to English news then, build them up and then revel in breaking the news that they failed. 

 

Not revelling. Presented more as in disbelief

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not revelling. Presented more as in disbelief

At least it was another countryman who beat him to the Gold. 

[Champ]

At least it was another countryman who beat him to the Gold. 

 

I know and I hope he gets the credit he deserves even if he was the surprise winner.

 

 

Michael Jamieson. Suddenly had a chilling memory of Oscar Pistorius's artless reaction following his defeat in London

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know and I hope he gets the credit he deserves even if he was the surprise winner.

 

 

Michael Jamieson. Suddenly had a chilling memory of Oscar Pistorius's artless reaction following his defeat in London

Hide the cricket bats!!

[Champ]

Have to say Becky Adlington looks rather lovely tonight. Not sure if it is because she is sitting next to Balding.

 

Did you see her on the chat show thingy after the news? She looked really fabulous. Its a sad fact but there arent so many women athletes who can pull off glamour, Denise Lewis being the notable exception

[Trumo]

South Africa beat Trinidad & Tobago 16-0 in the women's hockey yesterday. Did the T&T girls not have any sticks?

[Champ]

Seriously hats off to those triathletes yesterday. I'm just back from a run just now and its incredibly hot out there already. I cant imagine that they'd have trained anticipating anything like those kind of conditions

[Champ]

Our local Tesco hadnt missed a trick yesterday, positioning stands of those Tunnocks teacakes at the entrance and the checkouts

[Paulie Dangerously]

Welsh Hurdler tested positive for banned substance

[Champ]

Sarah Storey, you put me to shame. You look amazing and there's me feeling self conscious leaving the house if I get a spot on my chin

[Champ]

Why do I get so irritated by commentators who havent made the effort/been briefed how to pronounce people's names and place names?

 

Although, I dont know which is worse; that or Hazel Irvine piling on her accent and use of Scots words

[alles ist gut]

Had to turn off the table tennis when the (female, Aussie) commentator started enthusing about the Scots pairs 'impressive reach-around the table'.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Did you see her on the chat show thingy after the news? She looked really fabulous. Its a sad fact but there arent so many women athletes who can pull off glamour, Denise Lewis being the notable exception

She looked really nice, she's a down to earth girl too. 

[Trumo]

That Scottish gold medal winning swimmer could probably open bottles with his teeth.

[Trumo]

This female judo commentator is very annoying. She sounds like a 'Chai Latte Cunt' (© Section 31) trying to do an American accent.

[alles ist gut]

This female judo commentator is very annoying. She sounds like a 'Chai Latte Cunt' (© Section 31) [/size]trying to do an American accent.

I'm surprised we wound up with said Canadian, we've got plenty of retired judo wools that would have been glad of the money.

[Champ]

I'm surprised we wound up with said Canadian, we've got plenty of retired judo wools that would have been glad of the money.

Who is she? She's putting me off watching it

[alles ist gut]

Who is she? She's putting me off watching it

Niki Jenkins, or "Mrs. Neil Adams".

[Trumo]

That's her on the left there.

 

 

Although Google also gave me the autocorrect option of Nikki Jenkins.

 

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[Fugitive]

When are they going to show the real Glasgow? The racist, buckfast drinking, stabby one????

 

Where's the heroin, Hazel.... Where's the heroin?

[Champ]

How did I manage to miss the team triathlon?

 

Currently watching the Womens 40 lap cycling. Gripping finish. Gold and Silver Australia, Bronze to Wales.

Oh, those Australian suits aren't pretty when they get 'warm'

[Trumo]

How did I manage to miss the team triathlon?

 

Currently watching the Womens 40 lap cycling. Gripping finish. Gold and Silver Australia, Bronze to Wales.

Oh, those Australian suits aren't pretty when they get 'warm'

 

Just seen a medal ceremony for those female cyclists and you're right. It looks like they've either cum or pissed themselves.

[alles ist gut]

 

Meanwhile, away from moist Australians in the velodrome, Zoe Smith wins gold for England in the weightlifting.