little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

While I dont often wear shorts in the street outside of Summer,I do jump in the car on the way to the gym with shorts on but well wrapped up above the waist. Some of us feel cold more through our upper body than lower. It could be to do with the old school 'Kes' type PE teachers forcing us to do Cross Country runs in just our T Shirts and running shorts. Twats!

Haha yeah me feet feel like blocks of ice talking at the goal post.

[John102]

I may have said this already, given how much it annoys me, however, as its just been on, im reminded of how much it actually annoys me. Carol Vorderman's sun life advert. With her new teeth it sounds like an old whistle kettle going off.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, John102 said:

I may have said this already, given how much it annoys me, however, as its just been on, im reminded of how much it actually annoys me. Carol Vorderman's sun life advert. With her new teeth it sounds like an old whistle kettle going off.

 

Daytime adverts are just grim reaper shit I hate them. Pensions, funeral cover, postcode lottery, sponsor a terrapin that's got aids..... 

[John102]

40 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Daytime adverts are just grim reaper shit I hate them. Pensions, funeral cover, postcode lottery, sponsor a terrapin that's got aids..... 

Ill add the chat between the actors on those verisure alarms adverts. So wooden. Its like they have pulled people in off the street and forced them to read lines at gun point.

[Kevin D]

Porn sites that don’t use thumbnails or previews. I don’t understand the logic at all.

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

While I dont often wear shorts in the street outside of Summer,I do jump in the car on the way to the gym with shorts on but well wrapped up above the waist. Some of us feel cold more through our upper body than lower. It could be to do with the old school 'Kes' type PE teachers forcing us to do Cross Country runs in just our T Shirts and running shorts. Twats!

If as expected, he gets through this cold snap, our youngest will have spent his entire time at primary school only wearing shorts and never once trousers. Astonishing achievement. I’m so proud of him 

[Megadrive Man]

1 hour ago, John102 said:

I may have said this already, given how much it annoys me, however, as its just been on, im reminded of how much it actually annoys me. Carol Vorderman's sun life advert. With her new teeth it sounds like an old whistle kettle going off.

 

59 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Daytime adverts are just grim reaper shit I hate them. Pensions, funeral cover, postcode lottery, sponsor a terrapin that's got aids..... 

 

Adverts in general drive me mental now.

 

About five years ago I moved in to a flat and decided to opt out of the TV licence and just watch tv through streaming services and apps so I think I've just become used to not seeing adverts.

 

It really pisses me off the amount of podcasts I listen to on spotify where they have adverts integrated as part of that particular podcast mid way through. 

 

[easytoslip]

9 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Porn sites that don’t use thumbnails or previews. I don’t understand the logic at all.

What is a thumbnail apart from the obvious part of the anatomy? What category is it and what weight ? as I might look into it , mature nannies are recommended when blitzed..

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

What is a thumbnail apart from the obvious part of the anatomy? What category is it and what weight ? as I might look into it , mature nannies are recommended when blitzed..

A thumbnail is just a small picture, representing a larger pic or video.

 

I'll quickly skate over the rest of your post as I'm out of brain bleach right now.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who post the least cryptic, most obvious posts and put 'if you know you know ' and the comments are an arse slapping exercise of Karen's going I KNOW, about 98% of social media is utter cancer.

 

You can also add anyone who posts 'if you know who this is, we can be friends '

 

Can we ?? Fuck off.

[Captain Willard]

8 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People who post the least cryptic, most obvious posts and put 'if you know you know ' and the comments are an arse slapping exercise of Karen's going I KNOW, about 98% of social media is utter cancer.

 

You can also add anyone who posts 'if you know who this is, we can be friends '

 

Can we ?? Fuck off.

Anyone who says IMHO or Is it just me ? 

[Elite]

19 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Porn sites that don’t use thumbnails or previews. I don’t understand the logic at all.

Wanker.

[Champ]

People carrying out long business calls in an otherwise silent bus. SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

…and in doing so revealing yourself to be a prize tit…’you just said something beautiful there…’

 

[Trumo]

8 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People who post the least cryptic, most obvious posts and put 'if you know you know ' and the comments are an arse slapping exercise of Karen's going I KNOW, about 98% of social media is utter cancer.

 

You can also add anyone who posts 'if you know who this is, we can be friends '

 

Can we ?? Fuck off.

 

Andrew Tate and his brother trying to groom you too?

[Bobby Hundreds]

People who have just one biscuit.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

People who have just one biscuit.

Impossible.

[easytoslip]

10 hours ago, Mudface said:

A thumbnail is just a small picture, representing a larger pic or video.

 

I'll quickly skate over the rest of your post as I'm out of brain bleach right now.

I know it's OK though I must stop posting after a few.

 

[Captain Willard]

58 minutes ago, Champ said:

People carrying out long business calls in an otherwise silent bus. SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

…and in doing so revealing yourself to be a prize tit…’you just said something beautiful there…’

 

There was a story a few years ago of someone on a train grabbing a phone and chucking it out of the window. 

[Kevin D]

9 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People who post the least cryptic, most obvious posts and put 'if you know you know ' and the comments are an arse slapping exercise of Karen's going I KNOW, about 98% of social media is utter cancer.

 

You can also add anyone who posts 'if you know who this is, we can be friends '

 

Can we ?? Fuck off.

Some crossover appeal from the Instant Cunt identifier thread:

 

On 02/06/2021 at 16:15, Kevin D said:

People who say "If you know, you know".

 

[manwiththestick]

10 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People who post the least cryptic, most obvious posts and put 'if you know you know ' and the comments are an arse slapping exercise of Karen's going I KNOW, about 98% of social media is utter cancer.

 

You can also add anyone who posts 'if you know who this is, we can be friends '

 

Can we ?? Fuck off.

My brothers gf put up one of those posts on Facebook, you know the ones of pictures of clouds over the sea as the sun is setting and it has motivational shite written across it.

 

Well her post said something like. "Sometimes you look at all the crazy stuff in your house and around you and wonder how this has happened. Then you realise it's you, you're the crazy one! Embrace it"

 

Then loads of comments of "2 true hun", "it's deffo you that x" and "haha, pinching this luv"

 

There is nothing crazy, mad or random about this woman.

 

 

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

My brothers gf put up one of those posts on Facebook, you know the ones of pictures of clouds over the sea as the sun is setting and it has motivational shite written across it.

 

Well her post said something like. "Sometimes you look at all the crazy stuff in your house and around you and wonder how this has happened. Then you realise it's you, you're the crazy one! Embrace it"

 

Then loads of comments of "2 true hun", "it's deffo you that x" and "haha, pinching this luv"

 

There is nothing crazy, mad or random about this woman.

 

 

Anyone who self defines themselves as crazy is a wanker. Undebatable. 

[Rushies tash]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Anyone who self defines themselves as crazy is a wanker. Undebatable. 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

'Word porn'

[Ezekiel 25:17]

7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

My brothers gf put up one of those posts on Facebook, you know the ones of pictures of clouds over the sea as the sun is setting and it has motivational shite written across it.

 

Well her post said something like. "Sometimes you look at all the crazy stuff in your house and around you and wonder how this has happened. Then you realise it's you, you're the crazy one! Embrace it"

 

Then loads of comments of "2 true hun", "it's deffo you that x" and "haha, pinching this luv"

 

There is nothing crazy, mad or random about this woman.

 

 

I've commented a few times to women and said 'this is actually classed as toxic positivity, pretending everything is OK when it isn't, it's really unhealthy' 

 

Check mate.

[Bob]

I’m all over the shop so my posts are on the wrong threads all jbs the place and I don’t feel larocitidla bad about it .

 

anyway, I drink text my ex telling her I I think some of what she’s done since leaving is shit.

 

she acknowledged it? The m. Blocked me and said I was guilt tripping h her. Well only if she agrees she should bfeel guilty about it.

 

anwha, probably should not tectonic drunk.