little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Just made myself a lovely brew to go with my lunch at work, puts the milk in and it's all gone sour! Lumps everywhere. Bastards.

Not only has my tea been ruined, I now have to hike it to the shops for a fresh pint.

Just drink it black, you fanny.

 

[Jairzinho]

24 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just drink it black, you fanny.

 

[Tony Moanero]

Anyway, Jenson, what biscuits did you dunk?

[Jenson]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Anyway, @Jenson, what biscuits did you dunk?

I only ever eat chocolate hobnobs (albeit the chocolate oaties own brand from Aldi)

[Elite]

If you have a series running on Netflix or the kids have something on, then after an episode an option will pop it asking "Are you still watching this?".

 

Well of course I fucking am or I'd turn the bastard thing off.

[Champ]

Going to the gym and not setting my Fitbit properly so my activity wasn’t recorded. I’ve probably even said it before. I don’t care. It upsets me no end.

 

Obsessed? Never

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

Going to the gym and not setting my Fitbit properly so my activity wasn’t recorded. I’ve probably even said it before. I don’t care. It upsets me no end.

 

Obsessed? Never

 

 

 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

I don’t even know what a status update is

[Dave D]

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Dave D said:

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

Whats the other one then..... 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Whats the other one then..... 

Seinfeld 

[Davelfc]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

Jane Leeves she was also in Seinfeld, played a virgin. 
 

 

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Seinfeld 

Seinfeld pisses all over Frasier by a huge distance, it's fucking brilliant.

[VladimirIlyich]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

She's a Londoner and played a girl from Manchester and her accent was awful,as were Robbie Coltrane,Richard E Grant and Anthony LaPaglia playing her brothers. Ironically,John Mahoney,who played Frasier's Dad was from Blackpool and could probably have done a Manchester accent better than all of them.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

She's a Londoner and played a girl from Manchester and her accent was awful,as were Robbie Coltrane,Richard E Grant and Anthony LaPaglia playing her brothers. Ironically,John Mahoney,who played Frasier's Dad was from Blackpool and could probably have done a Manchester accent better than all of them.

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

They speak Chinese in Manchester? No wonder I can hardly understand them.

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha bastard 

[Dave D]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

Apart from the English bird.

 

You must be off sick too much to have been such a fan, thats the only time I ever see it!

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Apart from the English bird.

 

You must be off sick too much to have been such a fan, thats the only time I ever see it!

 

 

 

 

You mean you don't ring in sick to watch Frasier? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha bastard 

The Mancunian Candidate 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Having achieved his aim of getting the country out of Europe, making himself redundant as an MEP what are the odds on the odious slime bag Farage trousering a very generous pension from Europe

[Mook]

On 28/01/2020 at 15:21, Dave D said:

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

Daphne is the only thing I like about Frasier, she gives my arse a wide-on.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Seats/stools around a bar in a pub. Yeah let's clogg up the fucking place we all need to get served. I'll just stand waving behind this selection of fat fucks sticking my arm through the narrow gap to grab my drinks. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Seats/stools around a bar in a pub. Yeah let's clogg up the fucking place we all need to get served. I'll just stand waving behind this selection of fat fucks sticking my arm through the narrow gap to grab my drinks. 

Negged for using that horrible Americanism 'fucks' rather than the proper 'fuckers.'