little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Trumo]

On occasion when drunk in a supermarket and the tannoy goes “Jean to till 3 please” I have been known to shout “Don’t go Jean, it’s a trap!” . Well I think it’s funny.

 

 

It is. Here's some footage of you:

 

[KMD7]

People in the supermarket who start pushing their trolley away, then stop to check their till receipt and put their list away, fumble with their wallet etc.

Ha ha that's me.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It is. Here's some footage of you:

 

I love that full video. That guy definitely doesn't need to be buying more beer!

[Stouffer]

These Halifax Ghostbuster adverts can fist themselves right in the hogs eye.

 

Leave ghostbusters alone you bunch of pricks.

[Remmie]

Perused a Domino's menu at work last night. The "normal" price for one their large pizzas was £18.99.

 

How are they still in Business?

[sir roger]

When the daughter and her boyfriend lived with us they used to order Domino regularly & it would cost the fat end of £40 & it always arrived fairly cold & looking sorry for itself..

[Tony Moanero]

When the daughter and her boyfriend lived with us they used to order Domino regularly & it would cost the fat end of £40 & it always arrived fairly cold & looking sorry for itself..

I don’t understand why people accept lukewarm food. Sent it back.

[Mook]

I don’t understand why people accept lukewarm food. Sent it back.

 

Easier just to shove it in the science oven for a minute rather than wait another hour when you're absolutely Hank Marvin.

 

I only get Dominos when they've got a deal on, their prices are utterly ridiculous.

[The Golden Eel]

I've had one Domino's in my life and it was at a party. Wasn't anything special.

[lifetime fan]

Dominos is shite.

[Captain Turdseye]

The hot & spicy pizza is OK and the little garlic dip is nice.

 

I don’t know anyone personally that’s ever bought a pizza from them for the full price.

[Tony Moanero]

Dominos is shite.

All of those pizza places are rubbish, given how much they charge. Papa John’s is probably the best of a bad lot.

[Tony Moanero]

Easier just to shove it in the science oven for a minute rather than wait another hour when you're absolutely Hank Marvin.

 

I only get Dominos when they've got a deal on, their prices are utterly ridiculous.

Yeah, I only order pizza from Dominos, etc. if I have a decent discount code/voucher and there aren’t any other options. It pisses me off when I pay for food and it turns up anything other than hot, so I always send it back for a replacement. I could just stick it in the oven but it’s the principle.

[Remmie]

All of those pizza places are rubbish, given how much they charge. Papa John’s is probably the best of a bad lot.

Papa Johns tastes like Grandma's dick.

 

As for only ever ordering when you have a voucher, that's their whole marketing strategy so you feel glad your "only" paying £11 for a pizza.

 

We had a great wood oven delivery place in Milton Keynes but its shut now, fucking gutted.

[Trumo]

This could easily go in the cricket thread but it's more relevant to this thread.

 

Certain players always looking for a review when given out. It seems as though more often than not, it is a waste of a review and just looks like they are using their status in the team to prioritise their own innings over the team's chances of building a healthy innings.

[The Golden Eel]

The concept of getting food delivered is never something I've really understood. Just seems like hassle waiting to happen.

[Tony Moanero]

Papa Johns tastes like Grandma's dick.

 

As for only ever ordering when you have a voucher, that's their whole marketing strategy so you feel glad your "only" paying £11 for a pizza.

Yeah, totally agree, hence only ordering when I don’t have other options. Even then, I sit there ranting about the cost whilst eating. I’m not tight, far from it, but I don’t like paying over the odds for stuff.

[Trumo]

The concept of getting food delivered is never something I've really understood. Just seems like hassle waiting to happen.

 

The options available, the means of finding it, contacting, ordering and requesting your food be delivered have all improved immeasurably, but it seems as though quality of food and quality of delivery are getting worse. Prices continue to climb of course.

[RedKnight]

Careful with the pizza snobbery, last time it culminated in that purple monstrosity of Remmie's.

[Tony Moanero]

The options available, the means of finding it, contacting, ordering and requesting your food be delivered have all improved immeasurably, but it seems as though quality of food and quality of delivery are getting worse. Prices continue to climb of course.

Deliveroo, in my experience, is useless.

[Remmie]

When you pick up the wrong item at the supermarket. Some shit head left smooth orange juice in the section with bits, so I accidentally bought smooth. What kind of bedwetting loser prefers smooth?

 

Same with Peanut butter; it's gotta be crunchy.

[Red Dawn]

One way system in daughters secondary school for cars dropping off. Set down areas both side of the middle lane. Loads of spaces to pull in drop off and drive away within seconds. Assholes every single fucking morning stopping in the middle lane too lazy to pull over, and then hold up everybody as their darlings get out of the front and proceed to get their bags and shit from the back or boot.   It annoys me because I know it will happen every time I'm there.

Any cars (SUV's mostly) doing this should immediately be lifted by a crane dropped into a crusher and pancaked to the size of a mobile phone..driver included.

[johnsusername]

Drivers who don't indicate, or leave it to the last possible moment and you're stuck behind them. Worse than f**king Pol Pot. Indicate earlier, it isn't f**king difficult. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, johnsusername said:

Drivers who don't indicate, or leave it to the last possible moment and you're stuck behind them. Worse than f**king Pol Pot. Indicate earlier, it isn't f**king difficult. 

Dave, does this new theme come with a fucking swearing filter?

[Jairzinho]

Cunt.