Wimbledon 2013

[Teflon Don]

Djokovic playing some incredible shots to stay in the match here.

[lifetime fan]

Done it.

[J-V]

Well done.

[Baltar]

The stamina, speed and energy Murray is displaying here in unreal.

[Teflon Don]

And Murray does it at the 4th time of asking!

[lifetime fan]

Buy your Ma a dildo out the winnings and cheer her up ffs.

[mattyq]

Fucking Hell

Made up for him!

[lifetime fan]

Class family Novak has got.

[Teflon Don]

She'll be getting a good time tonight, then:

 

 

[Anubis]

Just flicked over and watched the last few games. It made me laugh to see Cameron there. Anyone would think there was a vote on Scottish independence coming up...

 

I'm surprised that Salmond isn't all over it. But then he probably thinks his feet will catch fire if he steps on English soil. I'll be highly amused if Murray comes out and declares for independence.

[King Emlyn]

Djokovic playing some incredible shots to stay in the match here.

Re arrange the words late, too, little, late. Murray was brilliant but Djokovic was truly shocking, mistake after mistake after mistake, and somebody seriously has to have a word with him about those horrendous drop shots. Well don eMurray, you fucking annihilated him.

[Stickman]

Mr dead from the royal parasites been dug up again to present the trophy.

[Teflon Don]

I'm surprised that Salmond isn't all over it. But then he probably thinks his feet will catch fire if he steps on English soil. I'll be highly amused if Murray comes out and declares for independence.

 

Sure I saw Salmond there earlier. Yeah, there he was again just behind Cameron.

[lifetime fan]

What a bloke Novak is. Sheer class.

[Anubis]

Turns out Salmond is there. Big bunfight in the after-match party to see who gets a photo with Murray.

[Stickman]

Ugly Beckham. For starters.

 

Just been on looking fucking sour as usual.

[Hand Shandy]

Delighted for him, and for Lendl.

[lifetime fan]

Novaks mum would get a game.

[Anubis]

Anyone else then think there is a bit of a Norman Bates/Norma Bates vibe to the relationship between Murray and his mum?

[mattyq]

They should have a 'who is the biggest cunt' competition, Cameron and Salmond. The winner gets tortured to death and the loser gets eaten by squeasants

[clangers]

Delighted for him, and for Lendl.

 

Yep made up for both of them great win, Lendl deserves a lot of credit being a man who went through exactly the same as Murray for many years being a perennial runner up before winning himself.

[clangers]

They should have a 'who is the biggest cunt' competition, Cameron and Salmond. The winner gets tortured to death and the loser gets eaten by squeasants

 

Just the hard faced nature of both of them and all politicians. They can all go fuck each other sideways. Is there any circumstance or moment where they're not thinking about their fucking careers? Personally being a politician is the gold standard for serious mental health problems.

[Stickman]

Anyone else then think there is a bit of a Norman Bates/Norma Bates vibe to the relationship between Murray and his mum?

 

Think Judy would suit the Norman Bates role....deffo wouldn't want to get on her bad side....the sort of bird if you weren't up to scratch in bed would slag you to bits.

[Moo]

So made up for the lad, great to see a normal British/Scottish fella win the most recognisable title in his sport, great to see him show the plum gobs how it's done as despite what some people think he is not from privilege. In fact many international tennis players make it to the top despite coming from difficult backgrounds, it's only in this shitty country that it's a snobs game.

[Remmie]

The lovely Hingis is on at the moment in the ladies invitational doubles.