Mick Jagger Is A Massive Dickhead

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He's spent the last 45 years fronting the world's best Rolling Stones tribute band. Not a bad living.

[Mook]

I like Mick Jagger, he's been a comedy act since the mid/late 70s but as a lyricist when the Stones were in their pomp, he was up there with the best & his singing wasn't too shabby then either.

 

Let's face it, he makes a pretty fucking good comedy act too & has had more birds than most of us have had hot dinners, fair play to the cunt.

[setreal]

This is the bird he had a baby with recently.

 

https://www.instagram.com/melhamrick/

 

I'd ballerina.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd ballerina.

Bet her Nutcracker's Suite.

[Champ]

I like Mick Jagger, he's been a comedy act since the mid/late 70s but as a lyricist when the Stones were in their pomp, he was up there with the best & his singing wasn't too shabby then either.

 

Let's face it, he makes a pretty fucking good comedy act too & has had more birds than most of us have had hot dinners, fair play to the cunt.

We’re going to see them in July. Can’t wait.

We saw them about 15 years ago thinking it might be the last chance and they’re still at it...in every respect.

[Mook]

We’re going to see them in July. Can’t wait.

We saw them about 15 years ago thinking it might be the last chance and they’re still at it...in every respect.

 

Keith Richards can't play the parts anymore & will probably have his guitar turned right down while some session bloke covers for him.

 

Other than that, it'll be the same thing they've been doing since Bill Wyman left.

[Champ]

Keith Richards can't play the parts anymore & will probably have his guitar turned right down while some session bloke covers for him.

 

Other than that, it'll be the same thing they've been doing since Bill Wyman left.

Who cares. It’ll be hilarious

[Josef Svejk]

Who cares. It’ll be hilarious

A proper freak show.

 

My brother asked if I wanted to see them in Dublin. My response: Yes, 40 or 50 years ago. I genuinely don't see the point now.

[TheHowieLama]

The catalog alone is worth it -- it will be as great show - maybe not the Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World - but a good show to this day.

 

 

Pomp:

 

[Champ]

A proper freak show.

 

My brother asked if I wanted to see them in Dublin. My response: Yes, 40 or 50 years ago. I genuinely don't see the point now.

Exactly. We couldn’t believe they were still alive the last time

[Mook]

I was working in a sports shop in Edinburgh in the late 90s when The Stones last played in Edinburgh, this boy was going on & on about how he was going to see them, over the moon he was. Anyway, one day after work I managed to get Sticky Fingers on & he wandered into the staff room when the Santana-esque guitar solo in Can't You Hear Me Knocking was on & (deadly serious) he goes, "Get that shite off.".

 

He was a big hard cunt so I just scoffed quietly to myself & went about my business.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They're more Gallstones than Rolling Stones now. I see better looking people amongst the Zombies on the Walking Dead. Keith Richards blood is 40% Formaldehyde.

[SasaS]

I was working in a sports shop in Edinburgh in the late 90s when The Stones last played in Edinburgh, this boy was going on & on about how he was going to see them, over the moon he was. Anyway, one day after work I managed to get Sticky Fingers on & he wandered into the staff room when the Santana-esque guitar solo in Can't You Hear Me Knocking was on & (deadly serious) he goes, "Get that shite off.".

 

He was a big hard cunt so I just scoffed quietly to myself & went about my business.

 

 

..that much is true...

[Mook]

..that much is true...

 

You reckon I made that story up then?

[SasaS]

You reckon I made that story up then?

 

 

No, but lets face it, even then you knew you'd find a much better place.

[Atticus Finch]

You reckon I made that story up then?

I think he’s referring to the Human league song “Don’t you want me “

[Mook]

No, but lets face it, even then you knew you'd find a much better place.

 

[SasaS]

Apologies, when I started reading your story it began immediately playing in my head, it's rhythmically accurate and even if it's not your music, I thought you'd recognize it at once.

[Mook]

I think he’s referring to the Human league song “Don’t you want me “

 

Cheers, I did not pick up on that at all.

 

It's been a long day & 80s synth pop lyrics are not my strong point.

 

Apologies, SasaS.

[ZonkoVille77]

Apologies, when I started reading your story it began immediately playing in my head, it's rhythmically accurate and even if it's not your music, I thought you'd recognize it at once.

I got it straight away.

What this whole episode has thought me is that Mook has currently got too many things shoved up his arse.

[Mook]

I think I might just be a bit of a fud.

[KopOut]

[TheHowieLama]

Keith Richards:

 

 

 

Billy Crystal in the Princess Bride:

 

[Aventus]

Not really on topic, but while we're posting pictures of wrinkly old men I might as well drop this.

[Dr Nowt]

Looks like he’s just finished gorging on the souls of foreign children.