Mick Jagger Is A Massive Dickhead

[brucespanner]

Exhibit A m'lud

 

I've been waiting in the hall

Been waiting on your call

When the phone rings

It's just some friends of mine that say,

"Hey, what's the matter man?

We're gonna come around at twelve

With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you.

We're gonna bring a case of wine

Hey, let's go mess and fool around

You know, like we used to"

 

This is not how you go about trying to win a lover back, fucking hell Mick!

 

The last thing you do is tell a broad that you're banging some tramps in a carnival of cross cultural depravity.

 

Fucking armature!

 

As you were.

[razor]

I love the way he says "just dyin' to meet you".

 

Just sayin like.

[Mook]

[TheHowieLama]

Fucking armature.

 

Nuff said.

[Josef Svejk]

He peaked in the silent video for Dancing in the Street...

[TheHowieLama]

Dancing that close to Bowie I am sure he did...

[Josef Svejk]

Dancing that close to Bowie I am sure he did...

And vice versa.

[TheHowieLama]

David has had better

[Mook]

There's no way they had stiffys when they were making that video, I've tried to dance with a stiffy before & that level of perfection is completely unobtainable.

[Dr Nowt]

There's no way they had stiffys when they were making that video, I've tried to dance with a stiffy before & that level of perfection is completely unobtainable.

And to think Dads were only invited along to supervise, eh mate.

[Josef Svejk]

David has had better

Iggy Pop is hot stuff!

[tokyojoe]

The Stones were so anti establishment in the 60s & 70s. He was a massive dickhead for accepting a gong from Brenda.

[ZonkoVille77]

Anytime there's a Stones request hour on the local radio stations I always ask for Yellow Submarine. Drives folk mental.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I have no feelings on the matter, whatsoever.

[Boss]

This is the bird he had a baby with recently.

 

https://www.instagram.com/melhamrick/

[cloggypop]

Imagine trying to explain what Instagram is to a 74 year old.

[TheHowieLama]

This is the bird he had a baby with recently.

 

https://www.instagram.com/melhamrick/

 

Maybe the only person around with less body fat then Wor Mick - the old bag of bones.

[Hand Shandy]

She's tidy.

 

And 63 years younger than him.

 

Sixty fucking three years.

 

Can't imagine what she sees in him.

[Strontium]

She's tidy.

 

And 63 years younger than him.

 

Sixty fucking three years.

 

Can't imagine what she sees in him.

 

Er, are you sure? Mick is 74...

[Hand Shandy]

My maths may be shit, but my point remains relevant...

[Numero Veinticinco]

Wow. She’s 31, in another 43 years she will be the age he is now.

[TheHowieLama]

My maths may be shit, but my point remains relevant...

 

Well in - the baby will be his age in 2090.

 

Two

Oh

Nine

Oh

[Boss]

He's with a new bird now. This is her. 22 years old. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

#soulmates

[Elite]

I am surprised his dick still works. I'd be happy ding crosswords and drinking bitter at his age.