Shithouse footballers

[Fugitive]

Downing.

 

Being skinned alive and then burn would be too kind to that cunt.

[LFC64]

Any Stoke player who trades off their self styled image of being 'hard but fair' but then goes ballistic along with their simpleton crowd and JJB dressed manager as soon as they feel any contact on them.

 

Huth, Shawcross, Walters, etc

[Harry Squatter]

Vinny Jones, always used to choose his targets carefully who he would kick. Whacked Steve McMahon in the first minute of the Cup Final knowing that the ref would not send him off to spoil the David v Goliath spectacle then spends the next twenty years bragging about how he "rattled" Liverpool even though Liverpool continued their normal game.

 

Butted or should I say rubbed his face in Kevin Ratcliffe's when he'd just got up off the floor and stupidly got sent off instead of properly butting him or punching him. Always seemed to manage to target the smallest or most skilful player to kick but if anyone would have a go back he'd always call Fash the Bash over to help him out.

 

Some fella who used to play for Wimbledon called John Gayle nicknamed "rottweiler" played against Liverpool at Plough Lane. In this game he gave Staunton a black eye going up for a header and generally being a Lidl version of Fash the Bash. The guy had been signed from a non league team and was a total yard dog striker. Vinny Jones kept moaning all game to his team mates and the manager that he was shite and had no ability (he does irony very well) but never said it to his face.

 

When Vinny Jones was playing for Sheffield United against Wimbledon this fella twatted him so hard he was out cold and was carried off on a stretcher. He obviously never forgot what Vinny Jones had said about him.

 

Last year he got into a fight with the actor Tamer Hassan and got leathered everywhere round an LA hotel room.

[sparta7]

Vinny Jones, always used to choose his targets carefully who he would kick. Whacked Steve McMahon in the first minute of the Cup Final knowing that the ref would not send him off to spoil the David v Goliath spectacle then spends the next twenty years bragging about how he "rattled" Liverpool even though Liverpool continued their normal game.

 

Butted or should I say rubbed his face in Kevin Ratcliffe's when he'd just got up off the floor and stupidly got sent off instead of properly butting him or punching him. Always seemed to manage to target the smallest or most skilful player to kick but if anyone would have a go back he'd always call Fash the Bash over to help him out.

 

Some fella who used to play for Wimbledon called John Gayle nicknamed "rottweiler" played against Liverpool at Plough Lane. In this game he gave Staunton a black eye going up for a header and generally being a Lidl version of Fash the Bash. The guy had been signed from a non league team and was a total yard dog striker. Vinny Jones kept moaning all game to his team mates and the manager that he was shite and had no ability (he does irony very well) but never said it to his face.

 

When Vinny Jones was playing for Sheffield United against Wimbledon this fella twatted him so hard he was out cold and was carried off on a stretcher. He obviously never forgot what Vinny Jones had said about him.

 

Last year he got into a fight with the actor Tamer Hassan and got leathered everywhere round an LA hotel room.

 

Wimbledon were, and are, level 1 nuclear grade cunts, and I am glad they arent around to foul the football leagues any more. Plucky underdogs my arse.

 

And Vinny Jones? Fucking cartoon, you know and I know that had he tried against Graeme Souness or Jimmy Case they would have sent him to casualty if he had tried anything. And he would have cried all the way there.

 

And his films look shit.

[Randy Marsh]

Itandje. What a cunt he was. Possibly the biggest shithouse we have ever had at the club.

Quite an achievement bearing in mind that we once had Dicks and Ruddock. At the same time. To 'motivate' each other.

 

"Razor" is one of the biggest cunts to walk the earth never mind a football pitch. Shanks and Bob would turn in their graves seeing that fat freeloading cockney cunt defrauding the Liverpool shirt with his "pass the pound" game throughout matches. The cunt then had the cheek to play up the whole episode and his "lad banter" to the the Soccer AM mongs and their generation of tin pot town dwelling, knuckledragging, relative shagging followers. Fat bloated fat fucking piece of cunt. Cunt.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

 

winner

[Harry Squatter]

Carrying on with the crazy gang theme: John Fashanu, dirty, persistent fouling shithouse who elbowed anyone within a 20 yard radius of him and nearly blinded Gary Mabbutt. Utterly useless and without any footballing talent but somehow managed to win one England cap. Made a big deal of him being a member of only a handful of black players at the the time to play for England insinuating that he would have had more caps if he wasn't black. The fact that he was shite was completely lost on the stupid Gonzo nosed cunt.

 

The bad shithouse disowned his own brother for being gay despite both of them being brought up together in foster care and being given up by their biological parents. Offered his brother no help when his life was going off the rails and eventually killed himself. Only expressed a bit of remorse years after it happened but didn't seem convincing in the slightest.

 

Turns up at the 1994 World Cup in the USA as co-commentator and suddenly aligned himself to Nigeria referring to them as "we" or "our team" despite the fact that he had hardly set foot in Nigeria since he was born and had played for England. Later got given some non-job by the Nigerian FA but passed himself off as Clark Carlisle on steds with his pseudo intellectual manner. Utter cunt.

[halewood pete]

Paul stewart

[Gonzo]

the stupid Gonzo nosed cunt.

 

 

I'm livid.