Pundits

[Anubis]

Evra getting fillited on social media. ITV should just fuck the little knobhead off. Then 5 Live can pick him up so the BBC can show how 'edgy' they are.

[Hand Shandy]

These two commentating on ITV now aren't actually too bad.

 

Actually talking about the game rather than trying to squeeze in shit puns every 30 seconds.

 

No idea who the commentator is, but Dowie is better than I thought he'd be.

[Anny Road]

Agree. Didn’t know it was Dowie.

[Hand Shandy]

A brief Google reveals the commentator is Joe Speight, who I've never heard of.

 

Significantly less annoying than any other commentator I've heard so far.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Patrice Evra has moved quickly to deny he was sexist towards fellow pundit Eniola Aluko, apparently the two clashed before going on air, he accused Aluko of racially abusing him and his on air comments and actions were in no way sexist.

As a result Uruguay's Luis Suarez will receive a ten match international ban.

[Ginny]

Evra is a complete cunt and is coming across like a complete cunt.

[Anny Road]

Terrible trio on ITV.

I like Larson but he is boring.

[magicrat]

Evra every bit the cunt in the studio as he was on the pitch, Fair play to him for proving his playing persona was in no way a charade,  

[VladimirIlyich]

I think Ian Dowie is actually pretty good as a co-commentator. Not exactly tough competition but he is pretty decent.

[Jay86]

I have been very impressed with some articles in the Guardian by Liam Rosenior who has just been released by Brighton. The BBC should be looking at more interesting guys like him rather than the Mogadon men ' Murphy, Neville P, Shearer and Lawrenson.

 

I have never heard him speak , so if he speaks like Joe Pasquale I take it all back.

Nah mate he’s very good at talking, he’s on Sky’s Debate program and him and Bellamy are the best guests they have on there by a distance. Him and Lampard prove that footballers who have a decent education from their fathers being professional footballers can actually speak a coherent sentence.

 

He was basically looking away when she was speaking then he clapped her and said he was impressed. Better watch his back she's not fucking stupid. Cunt.

Isn’t she a qualified lawyer or something, if she feels aggrieved by his patronising clap she’ll go for him and cleverly use the media against him. I hope to god she does aswell so the rest of the public realise what a lying little shitbag he really is. She’ll wipe the floor with him.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He even sat in the chair like a twat.

[Elite]

Even the way Evra sits shows you what a cunt he is. He's an arrogant little gobshite.

[Elite]

He even sat in the chair like a twat.

Beat me to it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hope the odious little fucker gets the boot, literally.

[Elite]

Phil Neville might be a complete idiot but he's a very enthusiastic complete idiot.

[Jay86]

Phil Neville might be a complete idiot but he's a very enthusiastic complete idiot.

You’ve got the likes of Jamie Redknapp and Glenn Hoddle who just state the complete obvious, then you’ve got Phil Neville who states the complete opposite of what’s just happened, at the start of this game someone was offside but the linesman didn’t give it and even on the replay you could see he was offside and Neville says “onside there Boatang keeps him onside” he literally decides somethings happened then no matter how many people prove to him through 50 replays that he’s wrong he’ll just argue his point showing he’s right. What a moron.

[magicrat]

Phil Neville might be a complete idiot but he's a very enthusiastic complete idiot.

 

In the same way as he was very enthusiastic bang average player 

[Hand Shandy]

My seven year old daughter could provide more insightful comments than Phil Neville.

[Bob]

I’ve just posted in the little things that annoy the shit out of you thread about Neville.

 

Obviously he talks quite a bit of shit but they all do,”. What annoys me is the inflection he puts into his voice that just sounds so obviously put on whenever something exciting happens.

 

He’s bloody awful.

[dockers_strike]

I wonder if Alan Shearer goes into a shell whenever Lineker links to interviews with Gabby Logan.

[Anny Road]

It’s like some sort of running competition between tv companies to see who can get the most unlikely player to be a pundit. Like the trading places movie.

Its like they look for the most ugly, retarded gimp with the least character and place bets.

Has Frank Ribery retired yet? Bet he turns up soon.

I would suggest Lescott and Keown but they are already taken.

[Chip Butty]

I quite like how ITV have decided to promote womens football, by putting women in the studio who have vastly more insight and thought into a game, than their male colleagues, which is looking a lot easire than they probably even thought possible. The beeb just need to fuck everyone off and just have Alex Scott doing everything. Naked. 

[Anny Road]

I’m not sexist at all but even my bird is not to impressed with female pundits.

[magicrat]

I quite like how ITV have decided to promote womens football, by putting women in the studio who have vastly more insight and thought into a game, than their male colleagues, which is looking a lot easire than they probably even thought possible. The beeb just need to fuck everyone off and just have Alex Scott doing everything. Naked. 

 

Mate they can't possibly have the same insight into top flight football as men who have played at that level for years, The problem is the people they pick for pundits are either self obsessed or completely incapable of articulating their thoughts in a way that enhances the experience for the punters. Frankly I would rather they just just showed a blank screen during HT as I don't give a fuck for any of them really  

[Chip Butty]

Mate they can't possibly have the same insight into top flight football as men who have played at that level for years, The problem is the people they pick for pundits are either self obsessed or completely incapable of articulating their thoughts in a way that enhances the experience for the punters. Frankly I would rather they just just showed a blank screen during HT as I don't give a fuck for any of them really  

 

Listening to them today and yesterday you would of thought otherwise. The girl on ITV today was light-years ahead of Evra and Larrson in understanding what was going on and yesterday, Alex Scott made Drogba and Neville look fools, which I know isn't hard, but even so, fair fucks to them for talking sense. maybe It is by design so to let the world know that footballers are indeed thick and we should as you say, just stare at a blank screen!.....Or! naked women presenters, now theres a thought?