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1 minute ago, magicrat said:

In many ways he is a fucking idiot. Drove the Brexit bus off the cliffs at Dover fucking the country in the process. Many simpletons are now frothing at the betrayal.

He accomplished what he set out to do. Off course it was all lies but he sold it. He is now the darling of the Tory right as a result. A complete success. He does not give a fuck about the consequences. He won.

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1 minute ago, Poor Scouser T said:

He accomplished what he set out to do. Off course it was all lies but he sold it. He is now the darling of the Tory right as a result. A complete success. He does not give a fuck about the consequences. He won.

He didn't win. Covid and his partying was his nemesis. Brexit is being shown for what always threatened to be ; an expensive 

exercise in keeping out Johnny Foreigner . Most people know we need workers from the EU. They can see inflation ripping a hole in their pockets and to cap it all energy bills are higher than the rest of the EU. I don't think any of these outcomes are what he set out to do.  He definitely hasn't won, nor will he imo. 

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1 minute ago, magicrat said:

He didn't win. Covid and his partying was his nemesis. Brexit is being shown for what always threatened to be ; an expensive 

exercise in keeping out Johnny Foreigner . Most people know we need workers from the EU. They can see inflation ripping a hole in their pockets and to cap it all energy bills are higher than the rest of the EU. I don't think any of these outcomes are what he set out to do.  He definitely hasn't won, nor will he imo. 

Most people don't give two fucks about party gate compared to brown folk in boats. It will be sold as a stitch up and when Sunak spends billions and still they come and the Tories get wiped out they will reach for the only winner they perceive they have left. Again backed by lies and false promises Johnson the man of the ordinary man shall once again run. Sounds far fetched but if someone had told you several years ago the state of politics the US would find itself in you would have thought it was a wind up. These are strange new times.

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1 minute ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Most people don't give two fucks about party gate compared to brown folk in boats. It will be sold as a stitch up and when Sunak spends billions and still they come and the Tories get wiped out they will reach for the only winner they perceive they have left. Again backed by lies and false promises Johnson the man of the ordinary man shall once again run. Sounds far fetched but if someone had told you several years ago the state of politics the US would find itself in you would have thought it was a wind up. These are strange new times.

I'm not saying there is no scenario where Johnson gets the nod to pull the Tories out of the fire, I just think it's far more likely he's a busted flush, albeit still lobbing grenades at Sunak from a safe distance and pandering to the Daily Heil faithful  

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Labeling people as Daily Mail idiots is a wide fucking spectrum. Just as likely to be a tosser from Stoke as a retired Dr from Surrey. Much as we can disagree with their views in a democracy they are entitled to them. As such they will look for someone who represents those views and has a bit more profile than John Redwood. The likes of Redwood and Mogg know they are not up to facing the public and will hang their flag on someone they perceive as a winner. Not because they respect the individual but he gives them power by association.

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10 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Labeling people as Daily Mail idiots is a wide fucking spectrum. Just as likely to be a tosser from Stoke as a retired Dr from Surrey. Much as we can disagree with their views in a democracy they are entitled to them. As such they will look for someone who represents those views and has a bit more profile than John Redwood. The likes of Redwood and Mogg know they are not up to facing the public and will hang their flag on someone they perceive as a winner. Not because they respect the individual but he gives them power by association.

 

 

Yep. he's a useful idiot. He's also a great blagger, as you mentioned above. Those qualities, and his associated sociopathic lack of shame and ability to lie, are the qualities that got him to the top - and back down again.

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6 hours ago, Moo said:

The thing with charisma is that it's hard to put your finger on what makes someone charismatic. 

But Johnson certainly has (or had?) a very strong appeal with a certain demographic. As I've said before, there's something about a fat bloated mess who can barely string together a coherent sentence that appeals to fat bloated messes who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Some (too many) upper-middle aged men and fawning women love that he's an incompetent, fat, ugly, buffoon who is promoted far above his ability and gets away with shit.  The men subconsciously imagine it might be them in the same position so are happy to egg him on, the women imagine it could be their son or husband. 

Idiots.

I think it's more to do with the fact that we are a nation of serfs. 

If johnson had came from a middle class background he would have been lucky to make it to the back benches.

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5 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Eton, Classics at Oxford, Chair of Oxford Union, Political Correspondent at the Telegraph, Editor of the Spectator, MP, Cabinet under Howard and Cameron, Mayor of London, Foreign Sec under May then leader of the Tories and big Majority as PM.

You can only blag so much. Granted he pretty much fucked them all up but still.

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5 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Eton, Classics at Oxford, Chair of Oxford Union, Political Correspondent at the Telegraph, Editor of the Spectator, MP, Cabinet under Howard and Cameron, Mayor of London, Foreign Sec under May then leader of the Tories and big Majority as PM.

You can only blag so much. Granted he pretty much fucked them all up but still.

He was sacked from 3 of those jobs

 

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Just woke up to the fact Carrie Antoinette is pregnant. Again. How many kids does this cunt have? No wonder he has to grift so hard. He’s trying to keep a the equivalent small country afloat.

 

Pop quiz - is Zac Goldsmith looking sheepish, this time?

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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Just woke up to the fact Carrie Antoinette is pregnant. Again. How many kids does this cunt have? No wonder he has to grift so hard. He’s trying to keep a the equivalent small country afloat.

 

Pop quiz - is Zac Goldsmith looking sheepish, this time?

Ironic when his government want to send immigrants to a small country 

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Our local waste of space, otherwise known as our member of parliament, was one of the beneficiaries of the ‘let’s just openly take the piss list’ left by the clown. 
 

Andrea Jenkyns has been made a dame for services to Johnson, canary coloured dresses, and one fingered salutes. 
 

The wife is fuming. She’s a regular at the local ‘litter pick’ initiatives and loves to recount the time Andrea Jenkyns turned up.
 

Apparently she was dressed like she was going out to  a posh restaurant, had some publicity photos taken, then fucked off. 
 

Didn’t speak to any of the assembled litter pickers, let alone familiarise herself with a bin bag. 
 


 

 

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