Boris Johnson

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Johnson put a list of 100 people forward to get into the HoL. 
 

 

I'm aware.... I don't see your point fella? 

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

It's just another example of how the terms are now meaningless, he's actually considered liberal/left by a lot of Tories. His biggest critic and exposer in chief was the Times. 

it went under the radar but when he was pushed out he actually said it was a deep state plot.

[Gnasher]

On 03/03/2023 at 15:22, Marko121 said:

They don’t mention that Lord Frost was also a Civil Servant who Johnson gave the job of Brexit Sec to. 
 

So it’s ok when they do it 

 

Not defending Frost/Johnson but he'd taken a three year break before coming back to take a government role.

 

 

The optics of this Starmer/Gray appointment look do not look good.

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I'm aware.... I don't see your point fella? 

I was agreeing with you about how entitled his family is.

 

You absolute Windsor’s slipper.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I was agreeing with you about how entitled his family is.

 

You absolute Windsor’s slipper.

 

 

 

Aah and here was me thinking you were somehow justifying him nominating his cunt dad. Apologies Skids you riveting peperami sniffer 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Aah and here was me thinking you were somehow justifying him nominating his cunt dad. Apologies Skids you riveting peperami sniffer 

Ha! Love a peperami me. 

 

Makes you wonder even more what this cunt has agreed for peerages. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Ha! Love a peperami me. 

 

Makes you wonder even more what this cunt has agreed for peerages. 
 

 

 

Haha, my current hangover support 

 

 

[Kepler-186]

[Section_31]

Lad in school used to eat scampi nik naks and you could smell him 100 feet away, insects used to flee in his path. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Lad in school used to eat scampi nik naks and you could smell him 100 feet away, insects used to flee in his path. 

 

Just like scampi fries in the pub, an amazing crisp you just need to be in quarantine for a few days after opening the bag. 

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Just like scampi fries in the pub, an amazing crisp you just need to be in quarantine for a few days after opening the bag. 

 

I resent pub Scampi Fries and Bacon Fries purely because their superior relative, Cheese Moments, are now as rare as rocking horse shit. 
 

Bringing back Cheese Moments needs to be in the Labour manifesto. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I resent pub Scampi Fries and Bacon Fries purely because their superior relative, Cheese Moments, are now as rare as rocking horse shit. 
 

Bringing back Cheese Moments needs to be in the Labour manifesto. 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

Cheese Moments are incredible. A quick search reveals that Moanero loves them and TK thinks they’re for nonces. I don’t need to add anything else. 

[Jairzinho]

Cheese moments were repugnant.

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

Cheese moments, Title of my sex tape!

[Bjornebye]

Cheese Moments have bell ched in them. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm sure he's worth every penny.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/mar/09/boris-johnson-criticised-making-millions-rarely-appearing-in-commons#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16783678608722&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fpolitics%2F2023%2Fmar%2F09%2Fboris-johnson-criticised-making-millions-rarely-appearing-in-commons 

[manwiththestick]

I'm glad to see this thread has taking a turn for the better but what the fuck are Cheese Moments? 

 

Not that it matters to me as I can't stand cheese but they must have completely passed me by.

[Anubis]

Here you are, you sick bastards.

 

https://www.change.org/p/walkers-crisps-bring-back-cheese-moments

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

….but what the fuck are Cheese Moments? 

Like Scampi Fries but with a filling of vaguely cheese tasting cum.

[Section_31]

Holy fuck, there should be nothing moving inside a crisp.

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Like Scampi Fries but with a filling of vaguely cheese tasting cum.

Yes, I just Googled them and now I remember.

 

They would be left alone on one of those cards behind the bar when all the scampi or bacon fries had been bought.  If I was a marketing man I would have done what KP did back in the day with a picture of a nuddy woman on the card but strategically place the cheese ones over the boobies.

 

Also concerning that your palette would offer up such a comparison on the taste.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 07/03/2023 at 12:06, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I resent pub Scampi Fries and Bacon Fries purely because their superior relative, Cheese Moments, are now as rare as rocking horse shit. 
 

Bringing back Cheese Moments needs to be in the Labour manifesto. 

 

And Spiras. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So the choice between Scampi Fries and Cheese Moments depends on whether you prefer the smell of unwashed fannies or unwashed dicks?

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So the choice between Scampi Fries and Cheese Moments depends on whether you prefer the smell of unwashed fannies or unwashed dicks?

Only on the GF in a Boris Johnson thread.