TLW Snog Marry Avoid?

[Sugar Ape]

So, we might have to tweak the questions a wee bit, your answers should be a member ( or former member ) of TLW.

 

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with?

 

Member you would most like to repeatedly punch in the face?

 

Member you would most like to have sex with?

 

Right, I'll go :

 

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with? - I'll go for Tom R, the massive leg.

 

Member you would most like to repeatedly punch in the face? - Probably BringBackBiscan, the massive cunt.

 

Member you would most like to have sex with? - I'm not at all gay, but how could you pick anyone else but Stouffer? I can feel his sexiness calling to me now, the sexy bastard.

[Carradona]

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with? The 'Pack. It's been too long.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Pint: Melchett. Hi posts alway make me laugh. Although If he doesn't look exactly like his avatar I reserve the right to change my mind.

 

Punch: BBB, for obvious reasons.

 

Poke: Melons, because although I have no idea what she looks like, her username implies she is a large breasted female, and I very much large breasted females for the purposes of poking.

[md1892]

I would like to avoid: Everyone

[Fowlers God]

Bevy: TSO, so I can spike her drink.

 

Fuck: TSO, cause I have spiked her drink.

 

Punch in the face: TSO, cause I might just be into that shit.

[bigbak]

Pint: Melchett. Hi posts alway make me laugh. Although If he doesn't look exactly like his avatar I reserve the right to change my mind.

 

Punch: BBB, for obvious reasons.

 

Poke: Melons, because although I have no idea what she looks like, her username implies she is a large breasted female, and I very much large breasted females for the purposes of poking.

 

Melons is attractive and probably a very good shag.

[Fowlers God]

Melons is attractive and probably a very good shag.

 

Melons attractively is a very good shag.

 

Is how the above sentence should read.

[Flying Pig]

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with? Lurtzy, cos he's ace.

 

Member you would most like to repeatedly punch in the face? Breckside

 

Member you would most like to have sex with? Melons.

[RedinSweden]

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with? Its a toughie as there are loads, but I am going with Ezekiel as he is a top bloke.

 

Member you would most like to repeatedly punch in the face? I'm a lover, not a hater

 

Member you would most like to have sex with? I'd say TSO, but I'm married so I'd say Stouffer as the missus will understand.

[Indian Red]

Pint: Prolly LF at some cricket game

Punch: Prolly Fowlers God since I am shit at punching and he`s too fat for me to have a swing and not completely miss

Sex: Kittenmittens

[Bjornebye]

Member you would most like to go out and have a bevy with? Magic Sponge the mad random bastard

 

Member you would most like to repeatedly punch in the face? Bring Back Biscan the massive meff

 

Member you would most like to have sex with? Sugar Ape. hard.

[celeryBADboy]

Pint Cain

Punch Silverling

Fuck Aunty Aveez haha

[Sugar Ape]

I thought silverlining would feature prominently in the punching bit.

[Kevin D]

This is a bad thread. You can see that from the title, alone. Sugar Ape starts a lot of threads, though, and most of them are quality. Law of averages suggests one would be gay and this is it.

[janmolby]

When we doing TLW x factor?

[Sugar Ape]

I fear this thread isn't being taken in the spirit it was intended. Ah, well. I'm not going to lie though, that RAWK tag hurts.

[Liverpool lad]

The lack of my name suggests that everyone has already had a pint with me

[Lurtz]

I fear this thread isn't being taken in the spirit it was intended. Ah, well. I'm not going to lie though, that RAWK tag hurts.

 

sorry

[bigbak]

The lack of my name suggests that everyone has already had a pint with me

 

Or had sex with you.