How boss is Jordan Henderson?

[Bobby Hundreds]

He has the potential to be as boss as riding a fire extinguisher on a train full of people.

[Bobby Hundreds]

[Guest TK-421]

Hehe. Finally, a good gif.

[TheHowieLama]

Hehe. Finally, a good gif.

 

KL's in the RafaPSG thread is pretty good too.

[Jairzinho]

He has the potential to be as boss as riding a fire extinguisher on a train full of people.

 

Yes, but does he have the potential to be as boss as surprise rimming someone on a beach?

[zigackly]

That gif is a fake, sadly. The angle of the nozzle would actually dash him into the ground.

[Bobby Hundreds]

That gif is a fake, sadly. The angle of the nozzle would actually dash him into the ground.

 

The canister doesn't propel him, it says in the air for a split second as the moving train flies at speed beneath him, this merely an illusion if he done it on a non moving surface it would be lame.

[zigackly]

I don't reckon that works either, as he and all the air inside the train are moving at a similar speed when his feet leave the ground. He's not gonna slow down that fast. Also gravity would bring him down a lot quicker.

 

Still fake.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't reckon that works either, as he and all the air inside the train are moving at a similar speed when his feet leave the ground. He's not gonna slow down that fast. Also gravity would bring him down a lot quicker.

 

Still fake.

 

Its real goddamit that's it im emailing Mythbusters.

 

I actually don't believe its real but that's not the point, the point is I like the gif.

[zigackly]

Oh I like the gif, but it's fake.

[TheHowieLama]

He is so boss there are discussions of Physics on his thread - take that Dirk.

[Glock21]

Future of England, future of the world, similar player like Gerrard and Kaka...fucking hell. Who is this are we talking about?

 

Once Kirkland was touted to be the England no 1 blah blah blah...so stop overrating someone who is actually just a decent footballer.

[Guest LFD]

I like him.

 

He has a lot going for him. He has the natural phyiscal attributes for the league with his height and athleticism. He has energy, can pass, shoot, cross and is tidy in possession.

 

He seems to be a good lad as well. A model pro, who just loves football.

 

I think he can improve, certainly with his tackling. For me he is far too cautious and scared to give away free kicks. I think he needs to be more decisive in this area and put his foot in, rather than always standing off opponents. But this will come with time and experience.

 

I also think he is getting better with confidence and that is understandable.

[Jairzinho]

Looks alright.

[TheHowieLama]

He puts the bo in boss.

[Jonny83]

If you're in a free falling lift and jump at the last second before it hits the ground, will you survive?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He puts the bo in boss.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If you're in a free falling lift and jump at the last second before it hits the ground, will you survive?

 

If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around to hear it, do you give a fuck?

[The Tott]

He's shown glimpses of talent. I think he will be a good midfielder. No more than good. Dont know where this outrageous praise saying he will be world class is coming from. Hes shown nothing to warrant it.

[marpetwilson]

If you're in a free falling lift and jump at the last second before it hits the ground, will you survive?

 

I think during free fall you would start floating like in space, then when the lift hits the floor gravity would kick in just before you sensed your pants were messed and Henderson is boss. Next question....

[Iceman]

If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around to hear it, do you give a fuck?

 

If an Owen sobs into his man u duvet and pillow set, and no one is there to hear it, does it make it any less satisfying?

[Iceman]

Henderson is a talented player, no doubt. Supporters are right to be cautious, because many things can impede a player's development, and there is no guarantee the he will fulfill his potential, but Henderson has the makings of a very good player.

[aRdja]

He is a talent alright. He moves the ball very quickly.. almost too quickly.. He has a decent first touch, but his second and third is not perfect. When he drives forward he tends to push the ball a bit further forward than he should.

[The Golden Eel]

He has the right mentality so that's half the battle won.

[Mathewbet1]

Hes nowhere near the funished artical but has shown glimpses if what he can do . Hate ti say it but he reminds me if lampard when he was at west ham. Apart from that hes faster and hes thinner and has nice teeth and hair. A note about his shot that hit the post - it defied physics not to go in but when i saw the action replay it looked like a scoop shot. Hes got an unorthadox passing and shooting technique.